peopleproblems

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woah holy shit a bio?

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peopleproblems, (edited )

You don’t. On the previous shit post, I point out, they aren’t actually gonna fit. They kind if just break right away.

Not that I tried it I mean it was from a friend’s input

peopleproblems,

I was disappointed there weren’t tanks.

Then I unlocked Mossandos Grenade Launcher

I don’t need a tank anymore

peopleproblems,

I mean I’m curious

peopleproblems, (edited )

So ive put a lot of thot into this, and after going through what I did with my ex wife, I think it wouldn’t be a problem so long as

A. I know about it.

B. I get access to it and all paid content

C. No one else appears in it. This covers the whole “well that was an old video I uploaded” scenario too.

D. The relationship is otherwise secure.

E. But the real problem would be someone with an onlyfans wanting to date me.

peopleproblems,

oh Jesus

did this come full circle?

we used python to query chatgpt to decide if a number is even or odd and return true or false?

peopleproblems,

No, that’s cyanogenmod, Cyanogenic is when you go into a cold storage unit meant to preserve your life.

peopleproblems, (edited )

“What’s stopping you from developing for diagonal mode?”

Diagonal Mode

peopleproblems,

It’s an established fact in Manga/Anime, if you don’t name your Ultimate move its just not powerful.

Like even Saitama named his ultimate move “Serious Punch” and so far it hasn’t failed.

peopleproblems,

You just used addicted and choose it in the same sentence.

peopleproblems,

I’ve sunk like 150 hours into the game, and my main character is in act 3, but act 3 is so fucking enormous I have no idea what I’m doing more than the first two acts lol.

Wish I could go back to those other places and see whats up with how the world changes

peopleproblems,

He also had a history of being screwed by people. The guy did a lot of good work, and arguably his attempt at patenting it was instrumental in preventing it from being patented. I don’t think that was his intention, but good came from it.

peopleproblems,

Wait

that’s just my cabinet.

I don’t think I have clearance for this

peopleproblems,

wait

I started playing guild wars when I was 14

the first one

what kind of bullshit is this

peopleproblems,

Funny story.

I lost 50lbs and gained 50 lbs within a year.

I can say, without a doubt, being fat definitely makes the air feel warmer. I don’t even think it makes sense, since your skin senses it. But hot damn if my house goes above 72F I have to keep towels around when I’m heavy

peopleproblems,

When evolution needed an immediate hot fix for the eel to swallow

peopleproblems,

Everyone argues with me over it, but The Incredible Hulk (Edward norton) and Iron Man/Iron Man 2 were pretty much it for me.

I did enjoy No Way Home, and Thor Love and Thunder, but the rest were so watered down. Captain America & Bucky VS iron man was the death warrant. He can take a tank round, but not a punch from Cap?

Hulk pissing himself in Infinity War against Thanos with just the power stone? No. Hulk should have smashed him to a pulp.

peopleproblems,

Jeez you made me think about how much fucked up shit I’ve been through.

  1. Publicized school shootings on TV 90s
  2. Watching the second plane crash on live TV on 9/11
  3. Medical trauma 1: had testicular torsion ,went in 12 hours after it started, they tried to untwist it by hand while I was conscious, morphine ain’t shit
  4. Medical trauma 2: spontaneous pneumothorax, the ketamine they dosed me with didn’t work so that chest tube insertion fucked me up
  5. PMTSD related anxiety and depression
  6. 2 more pneumothorax
  7. 2008 financial crisis
  8. college went well, but first job out of college after I got my computer engineering degree payed a fucking grand total of $51k.
  9. 2016 election
  10. Hit 250lbs
  11. 2019 my highschool sweetheart wife cheated on me
  12. COVID-19
  13. Hit 280 lbs
  14. Jan 6 insurrection
  15. Stagflation
  16. Lost 70lbs because of cutting back on food spending and weightloss medication
  17. discovered my wife sexting the guy she cheated on me with after being in marriage therapy for 4 years
  18. hit 250lbs again

Jesus christ, is this resilience, or are we all so burnt out that we just accept everything getting worse always.

Like I get the joke in Russia is “and then it got worse.” But Jesus christ, it can’t get worse if it’s always bad can it?

peopleproblems,

for real tho, this is advice I wish I had about one week into having a newborn.

Absolutely terrified during his first blowout. “Put it allin the washing machine with baby-sensitive detergent” It was about an hour of fear that I just got liquid poo mixed in everything.

Goddamn, did that ever make me respect the washing machine. Detergent, water, and spinning. Cat barfs on blanket? Washing machine. Kid barfs on everyone’s clothes during his first real illness? Washing machine. Unknown Substance that smells worse than it looks? Washing machine.

Don’t even need to use anything other than cold water. No colors or shrinking to worry about that way.

peopleproblems, (edited )

One thing I can say about Minnesotans is that we’re culturally odd.

We’ll take care of eachother, but don’t expect pleasant hellos and conversations with anyone. There are a lot of people that hunt, not a lot of people that hunt well or frequently. The Mall of America isn’t as awesome as when you were a kid. The death of Prince was a State Tragedy. To outsiders, no, Minnesota does not consist of Duluth, the Twin Cities, and snow filled cornfields. Yes it’s too damn cold. Yes it’s too damn warm for this time of the year. No we won’t quit complaining either way. Say yes to lefsa. Always safe with a caserol at a dinner party.

Never state something in a way that conveys your opinion or feelings too strong. That’s rude. Never stand too close to or facing straight towards people in a conversation. That’s rude. Don’t get too involved. That’s rude.

Do smile and raise a hand when you see someone you might know, or someone who does it to you regardless if you can identify them or not.

Skol!

Edit: So I asked my brother, and while he too was aware of hotdish being the correct entrée for a combination of ingredients baked in a pan, he also defaults to caserol. I think it’s because our parents and extended family do not live here. For those confused, tater tot hotdish != tater tot caserol

peopleproblems,

Ok, I get the joke.

But wouldn’t a plastic surgeon be one of the better surgeons if you were bleeding out? They have to know where every nerve, gland and vessel etc is in order to make a wound disappear at all.

How do long time married couples with a single income split finances (not seeking legal advice, literally the how)

I’m talking like one person brought in all the money for a decade, then a divorce happens. Some of it makes sense - a house with mortgage, one spouse buys the other out of the house. Which is great, but if one spouse doesn’t have the income to take a loan out to buy the other, does that mean that the spouse who does have the...

peopleproblems,

Wanna know a neat trick?

Don’t give your TV your wifi password, or an ethernet cable. Turn any cheap “smart tv” into a “cheap tv”. Use your other devices that you already ignored privacy warnings of trust and nobody loses anything.

In Today's Cliche Post: How the fuck do I meet new people locally?

Let me set the stage: Newly single dad of a young kid. After COVID-19 I haven’t done much outside of my home and taking care of my kid. I work full time-remote, and between the kiddo and leaving room for a hobby or taking care of the house, it seems like the only other thing I have time for is sleep....

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