phorq

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No, this is Peter.

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I thought that was an invite-only club…

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They learned it from watching us!

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Why do these vultures talk like Mr. Poopybutthole?

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The cow says “meow this guy knows his memes!”

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I don’t believe you, do you have video evidence of this?

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Do you have a problem? If yes, then it should consume your thoughts so you don’t have any ability to think of a solution… If no, then you must’ve forgotten something…

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If everyone sucks at driving, odds are that you do too (I’m not excluding myself from this). Most people just don’t realize it. But yes some people are more stupid than others…

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Why am I getting Bobobo vibes? There better not be an epic battle of ass hair vs pubic hair happening just outside…

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Thanks! You’re hot too, dawg!

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Does skydiving without a parachute count as a jumpscare? Because I feel like there’s not much to fear except death in that situation…

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Why do I suddenly feel the need to start digging holes…

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I’m uncomfortable swallowing such a large iron supplement…

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Braille toilet paper is a real missed opportunity…

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Inserting and removing junk and watching it to see its reaction to my touches…

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So if I’m 28, I’d be 32 in 4-years? So every one human-year is 1.14 4-years. Now I need to figure out the conversion of 4-years to dog-years… Currently seeking funding for my research if anyone’s interested!

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Oof, fell for the oldest scam in the book. The real money’s in issuing loans, not bank telling.

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I was trying to give general advice, since it didn’t sound like they had a trusted private tracker already it’s a good idea to have a VPN to mask your IP. I agree, it probably won’t help against malware.

Why do most people refuse to accept that they are wrong

I have come across a lot’s of people like these. like 99% of them. Sometimes it makes me think twice if what i am saying is wrong? What’s wrong with them. Is it so hard to swallow your pride and acknowledge that the other person is speaking facts? When they come to know they are wrong they proceed to insult/make fun of...

phorq,

Yup, and when most people are a certain way, odds are you are too. I try to keep an open mind as much as possible because it’s very hard to identify your own biases and it would be naive to believe that I am the exception to human nature.

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He’s naked, in an empty room, and smiling when he shouldn’t be… Yup, nothing left to lose.

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That’s the basis for Alex Melton’s whole YouTube channel and I’m here for it.

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Cats don’t care about political and economic ideologies… pay no attention to Egypt.

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The Q continuum is messing with us?

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Treat others the way you would like to be treated, unless you’re a masochist…

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I can’t see my eyes in the mirror, due to the delay caused by the slow speed of light my reflection is blinking whenever I’m not.

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