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I’m just a simple man, trying to make his way in the universe.

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A fedora will always add at least 10 ugly points, unless you happen to live in the 1920s.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Do you happen to work for a man that goes by the name Vladimir?

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Same here, until I found my groove.

Some advice: KISS, Keep It Simple, Stupid. I find jeans and a sweater covers 80% of situations.

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I mean, he’s already God, so why not just lump that in too

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Well, usually when you colonize, you destroy the native tongue and culture, to better assimilate them into your own. Spread the word of the good lord and all that. But I guess you can colonize mars, so I guess it’s not a requirement. My mistake. I wouldn’t say we’re colonizing orcas, though.

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Ah, but it’s never happened to me, personally, so there’s no way that’s true!

That’s how you sound.

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100 is divisible by 5, so what’s your point?

photonic_sorcerer,
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Guess what electromagnetism turned out to be

photonic_sorcerer,
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If your GF fails you for being too old, just dump her and get a new one tens years younger

photonic_sorcerer,
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Is it a sign that I’m starting to feel my age if I find this boomer-tier meme kinda funny?

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As long as it’s a small business, that’s fine. If you’re a big business, you should try to think back to what happened during the French Revolution.

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Eh, the movement was built upon bullshitting others. Let the bullshit flow, I say.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Just wait until El Niño is no more, forever. Then all hell will break loose.

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Do I enjoy my workout? Fuck no! I do it because I want to keep my body in shape and healthy. But I do experience some pleasure. During my warmup jog, I hate myself for putting myself through this, but later when I’m lifting weights, I feel like I’m somehow doing something good by lifting something so heavy. And afterwards, I feel very elated, free and awake. So it’s a net positive even if the process is near torture sometimes.

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