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The suspense, the thrill! How did it end?!

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Yes Toddiño. Several times throughout the years. I’ve heard about Skyrim several times.

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(most likely)

I’d be worried if the video was "Heart surgery for dummies’

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https://lemmy.sambands.net/pictrs/image/dcae40a6-2d16-4c1e-9065-6fc4f9603654.jpeg

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Don’t spend it all before Wednesday, my dude!

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If you’re not from New Zealand and ask for a Kiwi to eat, is it like cannibalinception?

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To make it more fun, there’s always The Pincipality of Sealand as well.

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Never seen ETA being used that way before. Thank goodness.

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Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.

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Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?

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Moister than an oyster. In my lane. Flourishing.

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Of course it is. Well done.

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You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.

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my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

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Work for a living? Unreasonable.

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Thanks.

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My biggest failure is I never got a small loan of 100 million dollar from my father.

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This meme is so old

(How old is it?)

Well, like really old.

(Booo!)

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Face/Off, but as a Lego movie -

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Looks like something those image AI’s would make.

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I expected old memes posted anew, but what I got was new memes about ye oldlen times.

I am not dissapointed.

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Don’t you know how words disintegrate over time? To end up with “butt nugget” you have to start with “Butte Nougat”

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The past was the worst.

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We’re a lottery.

The only way not to lose is not to play.

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Hmm yes. Quite shitty posting indeed.

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