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Father, Hacker (Information Security Professional), Open Source Software Developer, Inventor, and 3D printing enthusiast

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Then afterwards you can summon the archmage to fix things 👍

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Shh! You’ll get boiled for that!

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“I’m a smuggler, kid. That’s why I had these babies installed!”

“Oh! How much can they hold?”

“If the lighting is right, a whole squadron! That’s how we smuggled an entire freighter’s worth of chak-root on to Coruscant!”

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I have a blast playing Beat Saber every day 🤷

I just played this map like half an hour ago:

replay.beatleader.xyz/?scoreId=7902656

Note: I’m 45 and blind in one eye yet I still enjoy this game so much that I’ve lost 15 lbs and have vastly more stamina than I used to 👍

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Dunno… I only play on Quest 2 (native) 🤷

BeatLeader is amazing though 👍

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Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.

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Even better would be to make people’s lies visible to everyone.

“Something’s going on with this politician! It looks like he’s sweating literal bullshit all over his face! Oh my God the smell! The smell is awful! Oh the humanity!”

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That show wasn’t popular with Gen Z though. How do I know this? Gen Z doesn’t watch HBO (they can’t afford yet another streaming service and they’re too lazy to pirate anything that isn’t anime because it’s too inconvenient).

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This is sage advice: Sex misallocations often lead to extensive long term losses.

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Newton wasn’t spooky enough.

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Yes but it’s eggceptional.

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Your dad says, “stop whining and take out the trash!”

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It’s an older meme, sir but it still checks out.

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Microsoft has a program all about this

I'm looking for a privacy respecting vacuum robot

I’m looking for a vacuum robot preferably under 500€ and with a cleaning station. My main concern is that most robot vacuum providers seem to need to be connected to the internet. Are there any providers that either don’t need that, where I can block the internet connection or any other way not getting a spy in my home?...

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This has got to be the most boring dystopia thing I’ve ever read (so far).

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