runswithjedi

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runswithjedi,

OP, your return shipment is confirmed OTW

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/faf3ce1e-46dd-4c53-a7f5-e1eaaa4e192b.jpeg

runswithjedi,

Someone make this movie please

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b0cf96c5-d675-4829-98c8-1aef5c211f74.jpeg

runswithjedi,

What’s up dog?

runswithjedi,

Fixed 😸

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/61cd4954-f715-4c36-8816-6ed36053408a.jpeg

runswithjedi,

How’s this for simple: your kid has a higher chance of dying from measles than from the vaccine, even when you assume all conspiracy theories are correct.

runswithjedi,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a363c1a9-9dc6-40e2-9dc3-700aa2b085b6.jpeg

runswithjedi,

But I voted so that you can make more money. Doesn’t that count for something?

runswithjedi,

Kid: I want to help people struggling with their finances use the law to get away from crippling debt!

Mom: And you’ll do that with… music?

Kid: Yep, I saw it in my dreams!

–Mom buys dreamcatcher–

Kid: Mom, you’ll never believe it. I dreamt that the best way to help those people was to study law and finance and change the system from within!

runswithjedi,

Behold: The Space Guillotine.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/aa03c020-831f-4609-8a04-2314b91f1cbc.jpeg

runswithjedi,

Are we sure it isn’t magnets? Any chip implants? Telekinesis?

runswithjedi,

The US does have universal healthcare. You just have to be extremely poor and old to get it. We need to expand it to more people.

runswithjedi,

IT’S MORPHIN’ TIME!! Milwaukeesaurus Rex! Dewalt-toothed tiger! Tri-Ryobi-ceratops! Makitadon!

runswithjedi,

Removed. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/08f04ff2-a0cd-4699-9778-ddb55a70de68.jpeg

runswithjedi,

Step 1: Have an existential crisis.

runswithjedi,

I was shopping for a ring and the salesperson said it’s not even worth buying a diamond now because synthetics are expected to take over the market in a few years. It will likely tank the price of real diamonds because they’re chemically and structurally identical.

runswithjedi,

I woke up sick Christmas Day and still feel pretty bad. I’m fairly certain a family member gifted me whatever I have.

runswithjedi, (edited )

All USB plugs are in a superposition of both orientations simultaneously until directly observed.

runswithjedi,

He might be trying to create an in vs. out crowd mentality. If he makes Fortnite players feel exclusive and special, they may be more likely to choose playing Fortnite over other games.

runswithjedi,

I feel like I’m missing some context. What does Culver’s have to do with this?

runswithjedi,

I usually throw my hands up and shout “wheeeee!” when pushing to production.

runswithjedi,

I’ve often wondered how or why that would ever happen (existing guns being forcibly removed). Are there any examples of countries that voted in gun control laws that required all existing guns be turned in or go to jail, face fines, etc.? If so, how did they enforce the law?

runswithjedi,

Me, as a programmer, agreeing with this

runswithjedi,

Finally, someone had the guts to say it. And I’ll take it even further. That’s right, I like Mondays.

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