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shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL

My first wife didn’t make her son eat anything he didn’t want, but he had to try it, once. Worked out.

It was sometime around then that I learned, and realized, that kids have different taste buds. They make Oscar Meyer wieners bland on purpose.

My kids? Scrawny little fucks won’t eat anything. At all. I don’t know how they function. It’s like hugging tiny skeletons. But, that was me as a little kid. All the adults frustrated as hell with me.

shalafi, to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

I’d kill for a fast track to New Orleans, Atlanta, Little Rock, Tulsa, Nashville, all that. Ply me with cheap beer, let me chill and ride. What a dream.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Most legible scottish person

Fucking. Genius.

Welp. We’re friends now. What are you doing tonight?

shalafi, to movies in Dune: Part 2 | Official Trailer 3

Get. HYPE.

Can’t see how this will be long enough. So much to show and tell!

shalafi, to risa in For all the Texan Trekkies out there

Pay and benefits are awesome. After my wife got the list of rules? "Babe. Do NOT take that job."

  • Late by 30 seconds, fired 3rd time, no exceptions. (This is in the middle of nowhere on the interstate. She would have to show up 40 minutes early to ensure no traffic issues.)
  • Can’t enter the store before your shift.
  • Can’t leave the store during your shift.
  • You must take a particular path to go to the breakroom.
  • You cannot go outside.
  • If anyone spots a tat on your flesh? Fired instantly.

There’s more I’m forgetting. This place thinks because of the good pay and benefits that they own you soul.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Very brave girl

I’m going to assume she knows more about gator behavior than us, but putting her hand near the side kinda sets 'em off.

And it is a gator, not nearly as violent as a croc. OTOH, even though their behavior is well understood, those dumbasses can still be unpredictable.

shalafi, to asklemmy in Is CCleaner still people's preferred computer cleaning app?

Wiztree is so much faster than WinDirStat it’s silly. Never looked back. Maybe things have changed?

shalafi, to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

This internet myth has got to die. ONE case in ONE department, a quarter century ago, does not mean it’s a practice.

nytimes.com/…/metro-news-briefs-connecticut-judge…

shalafi, to science_memes in Roots of Mother Appalachia

LOVE this song, got it in a couple of lists. Never understood that lyric. Mr. Denver was ahead of us all.

shalafi, to asklemmy in Does AI-generated art posted on lemmy bother you?

Your work on that sub is appreciated.

shalafi, (edited ) to asklemmy in What groups you are unwillingly associated with? How you handle it?

Went to my regular Mexican place the other day and the waiter starts rattling off Spanish to my wife. My wife is Pilipino.

She didn’t know what was going on and replied with the handful of words she knows. I was LMAO internally.

shalafi, to asklemmy in So Kissinger must have had use to someone? What did he do right and for who?

who admired his geopolitical strategy

That’s very much what I’m asking! I’m well aware of his sins, but was his influence 100% from making the rich richer?

shalafi, (edited ) to memes in They’re the same

This look MAGA to you OP?

Pictured:

  • /r/liberalgunowners patch
  • Ukraine patch
  • Imperial Storm Trooper AR-15 (OK, you kinda got me on that one.)
  • wife’s Christmas present (hot pink Bersa Thunder .380)
  • Pilipino flag
  • 20-yo hat, bought before assholes took over the flag
  • 20-round mag, kinda prefer the 10s, standard 30s are a bit much for reasons

Not pictured:

OK, the crushed Keystone cans scream redneck, but not MAGA.

To top it off, that’s in Florida, where it’s perfectly OK to paint us with a fat “conservative asshole who deserves whatever happens to them” brush.

And 01/06 gave me fucking PTSD thank you very fucking much. And I don’t say that lightly.

(Glad I took a minute on this post! Found some cool new patches.)

shalafi, to memes in Taking for granted

I laugh at people bitching about their pay. Move. On. Why would the company suddenly throw you a 20% raise!? Out of the goodness of their heart?

My last 3 jobs (top pay): $14 -> $22 -> $39. At this point I could probably jump ship for more but I’m quite content to retire out of this place.

Stay put 3-5 years, gain experience, jump. When we moved here my buddy took a job at an oil change place, barely above min wage and far below his skillset. Kept job hopping and now he’s making $120K+.

shalafi, to memes in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

Meh, middle-aged white guy here. Got 3 kilts and they’re not so great. Kinda fun in the woods. Went to a party last winter with camo girl leggings and it was super nice. But usually, nah.

The women I dated were hardly conservative, or they wouldn’t be with me, and not a one liked 'em, visibly turned off. YMMV.

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