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shalafi, to comicstrips in Everybody gangsta until Task Manager appear

Faster to open, doesn’t send a system interrupt.

If all is well: CTRL+SHIFT+ESC

Stuck program needs a kick in the ass: CTRL+ALT+DELETE

shalafi, to memes in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

Just commented a couple of times on my kilts being a visible turn off to the women I’ve dated. I’m a small man, not afraid of girl clothes, but that wasn’t hitting with 'em.

Before you go banging on people for “lesser mindsets” and such, consider this; Attraction is not a choice.

Let me day that again for those in the back; Attraction is not a choice.

I think we might be agreeing, but let’s not put people down for their attractions.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Save thousands

THAT is a fine idea! Totally forgot!

And let’s not forget to check that organ donor box. See how it works in your country.

shalafi, (edited ) to asklemmy in Am i the a**hole for telling my coworkers no?

Sounds like what I call Pretty Girl Syndrome. Pretty girls are never told no and are appalled when anyone does so. I can hardly hold it against them, it’s just the way life has been for them, but still.

shalafi, (edited ) to memes in FYI

Meh, at least the blood diamond thing is dying fast and hard. Young people don’t give two shits about real diamonds, and neither do some of us old farts.

Hell, my finance and I are both 52 and the question of “real” diamonds never even came into play. We just got on Etsy and picked a couple of dope rings that we loved, ~$500 for both.

Disclaimer: Her ring appears to have real diamonds, but they’re tiny. For $260, for that ring, I’d say the price of diamonds has tanked.

shalafi, to asklemmy in What's a sci-fi or fantasy book or series that you want to see adapted as a movie/television series?

Drangonlance could be as epic as The Lord of the Rings. Yes, really.

shalafi, to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

Installed one for my Filipina wife. Never used it myself. I have shit on that pot for months, still forget it’s there. Old habits die hard.

shalafi, to memes in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

Shout out to my skinny guys: Girl clothes are cut for us, especially at the waist. Hoodies and jackets are the bomb. Try it. Wife about shit when I strapped on my new women’s jacket. “OH! SO sexy!”

Got plenty of casual clothes given to me by exes. That’s how I learned.

Buttons and zippers on the “wrong” side are a pain, still worth it.

(For context: I’m a middle-aged, white guy living in the South. No one so much as blinks.)

shalafi, to memes in *Grabs popcorn*

Lemmy isn’t arguing politics. There’s only one opinion around here. Express the slightest nuance and get buried, blocked or banned.

(Feel free to check my post history.)

shalafi, to risa in For all the Texan Trekkies out there

After my wife got a job there and we heard all the abusive policies, she bailed. I’ll never set foot in one again.

shalafi, to memes in Seriously, so many buff Moons on my front page

'71 here! We SO loved all the Robotech/Macros stuff back in the day. We’d never seen anything like it!

But yeah, I block about every anime group I find because it’s either hyper-sexualized little girls or furry fucking.

So for me, it has nothing to do with it being Japanese in origin. Hell, we were the original weeaboos. And for that matter, my wife is half Japanese.

As for the rest of GenX? Obviously I can’t speak for all of us, but I’m not sure I’ve heard anyone say, “I don’t like that Japanese/Russian/communist art/entertainment.” That would be weird.

shalafi, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

A 12 or 20 gauge shotgun with a 28" barrel, and maybe a full choke, holds a nice pattern when shot from distances, say like from a slowly moving car to something as tall as a billboard.

shalafi, to starwarsmemes in Cue closing theme

LOL, well of course he was. Watto owned him and his mom.

shalafi, to asklemmy in Which organism would you most like to be able to conduct an extended translated interview with?

My mini (not really) pig. I’d kill or die to know just exactly how smart he is.

shalafi, to piracy in Disney is gouging customers with a near doubling of subscription costs.

And they are free to do so! Why do I want small-time, bitchy customers who won’t, or can’t, pay? Let someone else coming up in the world take them on. I did my time, they can do theirs.

Pick one:

  • A restaurant that charges $10 per burger, at a cost of $3 per burger.
  • A restaurant that charges $5 per burger, at a cost of $3 per burger.

Capitalism is common sense!

CAVEAT: When decoupled from a sense of the greater good. Which is sometimes called morality.

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