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some_guy,

You’ve got the hour hand and the minute hand… they’re right there. What’s wrong? /s

some_guy,

Holy shit. I’m gladdened to learn that someone may be more fucked than us. Today is a first: I am no longer from the most shamed people.

some_guy,

I used to listen to the Educate podcast. They would often talk about the science of teaching kids how to read. There were a lot of heartbreaking and infuriating moments when they spotlighted kids who the system had failed or adults who refused to revise bad methodology. It’s pretty evergreen material if anyone wanted to go check it out. Seems like it got sunsetted prior to the pan.

some_guy,

It’s fucking terrifying. Imagine high schoolers struggling with writing their own name.

This made me skip everything that came after. Even illiterate kids can probably memorize their names, even if they can’t sound out words. Back up your claim and I’ll reconsider.

Elsewhere, in this thread, you’ll see me champion reading and learning. I’m horribly saddened that kids don’t learn to read well. But this statement seems hyperbolic.

some_guy,

First out-loud chuckle of the day. Thank you!

some_guy, (edited )

Edit: My bad. I was distracted and interpreted this as a local stream from a device in your home, like a Plex server. If you’re using a streaming service then Netflix or whoever sends through your vpn.

It’s local. Nothing is leaving your network. You would have to deliberately open a port on your router for it to get back in after going through the VPN. That’s how you can verify that it’s local.

some_guy,

Think of three things for which you are grateful every day. I’ve been trying to get back into this mode after I’d used it for years and fell off. Example:

  1. Got to have a nice dinner party with friends on NYE
  2. Kitty has become a lot less anxious around strangers
  3. Though it’ll rain later today, it won’t be raining when I go to work
some_guy,

Dumb cheap acrylic pyramids with silly decorations laid into the base.

some_guy,

Get hammered that night. Will once again win my low-stakes game.

The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

like, it’s still dark at 5pm, there are barely any sports on, still bitterly cold and austere and it hurts to go outside, but you’re not even looking forward to christmas or the new year. the new year is here, and it’s largely the same as last year. except you’re getting older.

some_guy,

We’re past the winter solstice. Take note of the sun setting a bit earlier each day. That always gives me a boost because I can look at my phone and see that condition improving. Good luck!

some_guy,

I’d hit it and I don’t even like dudes.

some_guy, (edited )

Edit: Sorry, I thought I had a link but I didn’t check it first.

Edit2: Ok, this one worked.

archive.is/d1JQm

some_guy,

Tangential: If the toilet paper shortage during the pan wasn’t enough to wake Americans up to the need for bidets, nothing will. We’re savages over here.

some_guy,

When I was a teen, my older brother told me how he got trapped in a cycle of buying candles for light when his electricity was shut off. He thought, “I could pay this damn power bill if I didn’t have to buy so many candles!”

I got trapped in a similar poverty cycle years ago. I couldn’t replace broken dish-ware because I kept having to buy disposable plates for my meals. My mother bought me some cheap plates for xmas that year to break the cycle.

It’s the fallacy of the cheap boots. A rich person can buy nice boots that last ten years. A poor person has to buy cheap boots that need to be replaced every few years. In the end, the poor person spends more on boots with less to show for it.

some_guy,

Someone I used to work with gets paid a truly ridiculous amount of money because she changes jobs around every 14 months to 2 years. She hates every job she takes and is constantly worried that her boss hates her in every role. I don’t think she’s happy, despite the huge pay. I’d rather be happy. I work to live, not live to work.

some_guy,

When I was nineteen, a friend was driving us home on LSD (please don’t do this). He said that was like a game. The third person in the vehicle said that didn’t make him any more confident. We got home safe, somehow. Lucas, if you’re reading this, good job. Also, fuck you for driving while we were on drugs.

some_guy,

Got lucky. But one year my wonderful kitty got very sick and had to be put down on Xmas eve. That coal hurt for months and years. Happily, I’ve worked through it. My two kitties got tuna on Xmas day.

some_guy,

The gun will have his dried saliva, meaning that I can clone him. It’ll be A House of Cobains, just like A House of Cosbys.

some_guy,

They couldn’t define “communism” then, they can’t define “socialism” now. No change.

Oh shit. I didn’t even realize. We implemented desegregation and we’ve been a communist state ever since! Holy fuck!

some_guy,

I laughed for a solid minute letting this replay. Sent to the person I love the most. Thanks for this.

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