some_guy

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some_guy,

You’ve got the hour hand and the minute hand… they’re right there. What’s wrong? /s

some_guy,

Men had such weird torsos back then. Probably still do, but maybe we just know not to go shirtless.

some_guy, (edited )

Edit: Sorry, I thought I had a link but I didn’t check it first.

Edit2: Ok, this one worked.

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The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

like, it’s still dark at 5pm, there are barely any sports on, still bitterly cold and austere and it hurts to go outside, but you’re not even looking forward to christmas or the new year. the new year is here, and it’s largely the same as last year. except you’re getting older.

some_guy,

Ha! Dumbass mistyping. Thanks, you’re right.

some_guy,

The end line was so unexpected that I had a good laugh. That a truth was snuck in unexpectedly was excellent.

some_guy, (edited )

Make a shopping list and be strict with yourself about what you add to it. Then restrict yourself from buying anything not on the list so that you stick to it. Best way (that I know) to be deliberate about what food comes home with you.

some_guy,

Tangential: If the toilet paper shortage during the pan wasn’t enough to wake Americans up to the need for bidets, nothing will. We’re savages over here.

some_guy,

We know that Israel is unethical.

some_guy,

He has no hackers. He does all the hacks himself. He’s fucking Neo, from the Matrix, man.

some_guy,

Ah, you’re right. Silly me.

some_guy,

When I was nineteen, a friend was driving us home on LSD (please don’t do this). He said that was like a game. The third person in the vehicle said that didn’t make him any more confident. We got home safe, somehow. Lucas, if you’re reading this, good job. Also, fuck you for driving while we were on drugs.

some_guy,

The gun will have his dried saliva, meaning that I can clone him. It’ll be A House of Cobains, just like A House of Cosbys.

some_guy,

I used to drunkenly crave chips and ice cream and would forget that I set a reminder to buy them the next day. And as sober-me wisely dismissed those reminders, the reminders would get progressively angrier and more forceful. It was kind of hilarious.

some_guy,

You could not entice a teenaged me more.

some_guy,

Oh noez! Now you’re actively feeding the Linux propaganda machine!

Congrats! Hope you enjoy your new device.

some_guy,

Holy fucking shit…

some_guy,

This was the first actual out-loud laughter of my day. Thanks!

some_guy,

He already sat in the highest seat. He’d never lower himself to anything below that. To my knowledge, no former-president has ever taken a lower seat in government. Many still find seats of power, but outside the government, I think.

some_guy,

I grew up during the time when sex scenes on HBO and Cinemax were the closest thing to porn on tv. I can’t think of a worse sex scene than The Specialist, with Sly Stallone. It was silly and unnecessary. I even found it weird as a teen. That says a lot. There were many scenes like this in many films.

You can include sex without dramatizing / showcasing it. I don’t blame young people for finding these old tropes to be a digression. See my other comment about sex in The Sopranos to confirm that I’m not anti-sex in media.

some_guy,

It’s amazing to me how often people harm themselves by supporting their enemies. I

some_guy,

Made me actually lol on a sidewalk.

some_guy,

Graham cracker

some_guy,

Taught me how to make eggs-benedict, so I dunno what you’re talking about. 1 part eggs for every 2 parts gunpowder. Spicy.

some_guy,

I’m doing my part. soldiers laugh

some_guy,

What great ideas didn’t begin as a thought on the toilet? /s

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