superduperenigma

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superduperenigma, (edited )

They didn’t do either, you’re responding to a paranoid schizophrenic. Their post and comment history are full of nonsense about being tracked, doxxed, and gangstalked.

superduperenigma,

I suspect that you doxxed me. Why are you only allowed to dox?

superduperenigma, (edited )

Ted Cruz is a very normal human being. He is certainly not an amorphous, blob-shaped entity wearing a human being’s skin as a costume. Just a perfectly normal human being like you and I.

I’m loving this format (i.imgur.com)

Image description: An image macro with two panels. In the first a bunny labeled “BIDEN” is holding a clipboard while looking up to an older woman labeled “VOTER.” In the second panel, the bunny is saying “would you like to keep Trump out of the white house” and it becomes clear that the clipboard, which is obscured...

superduperenigma,

I don’t see how I’m supposed to be excited about voting for a guy who’s clearly funded by lobbyists and in turn is paying for the country of Israel to murder innocent Palestinians, amongst other things like ignoring cries for debt relief and socialized medicine and codifying access to abortion

Nobody was “excited” about Biden in 2020 and nobody expects you to be excited now. But the alternative is a guy who will do all of those things you listed (he wouldn’t ignore calls to codify abortion access, he’d actively support a national ban) plus dismantle democracy in America and hand Ukraine over to Putin. Unfortunately our electoral system is a first past the post system that perpetuates this two party nightmare and our bizarre electoral college gives Trump an extra advantage.

superduperenigma,

And now Cracked is functionally a content graveyard.

I’ll have you know that Cracked is the number one source for shitty listicles that were generated by running a /r/AskReddit thread through an AI.

I assume, at least. Haven’t actually visited cracked since before 2010 probably.

superduperenigma,

TIL I was using the Jurassic Internet as a teenager

superduperenigma,

🎶 With a big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip 🎶

superduperenigma, (edited )

For anyone showing up after it was edited, this post was originally depicting Zelinsky as Scarface in front of a giant pile of cocaine lamenting how he needs more money.

Maybe once NOT_RICHARD ran out of USA oil memes he should’ve moved onto making memes about how quickly Russia will invade neighbouring countries the moment they hear about warm water ports instead of shilling Russian propaganda.

superduperenigma,

Dear Liberals,

You claim to support equality and fairness, yet when I snap away half the life in the universe by giving everyone an equal and fair chance to dissolve into dust you travel through time to undo my actions.

Curious.

superduperenigma,

You’re off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

superduperenigma,

Me, massaging my temples with my eyes shut tight: Buddy… Buddy… We just went over this… You have a ball on the other side of the room. You just need to bring it over here and I’ll toss with you.

superduperenigma,

“Samir, this is America! Come on. Sit down. Come on. This isn’t Riyadh. You know, they’re not gonna saw your hands off here, all right?”

superduperenigma, (edited )

They’re probably blocking you because you’re actively calling for mods to get doxxed as a response to your bizarre gangstalking delusions.

superduperenigma,

Zelensky to increase Ukrainian armed forces by… 2!!!

superduperenigma,

But we stole a balloon!

Yeah, on national free balloon day.

superduperenigma,

Ignoring how coo coo bananas it is that she even sang to ghosts in the first place, it seems weirdly self important to think your singing is capable of magically curing people’s trauma. Reminds me of all the celebs recording themselves somberly singing “imagine” in their mansions to cheer all of us peasants up in the early days of covid.

superduperenigma,

I very much enjoy that the giant supercomputer has bendy arms.

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