unreasonabro

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unreasonabro,

Of course it has, and this effect was completely foreseeable, and indeed, was foreseen, from the very moment they decided to whore themselves out with that IPO. They took their role as custodian of the baby internet and became a pimp.

Stop calling it anything else. As a musician, I promise you, trying to promote yourself online feels like prostitution. If you’ve ever tried, then you know too. The only difference is if I were a prostitute I might actually make some money back.

unreasonabro,

REEEEEE

IF HE WAS WRONG THEN HE WAS WROOOOONG

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unreasonabro,

lmao at the brilliant wordsmiths downvoting this literally tautological and necessary truth.

unreasonabro,

round things! time being a flat circle, obviously. ;)

unreasonabro,

if i’m not mistaken leeches inject an anticoagulant as well, which is a nice cost-saving measure. ;)

unreasonabro,

by that metric, we’d better fire all our politicians

unreasonabro,

funny though

oops was that out loud? ahem sorry

unreasonabro,

the only humans worthy of the term are nerds, bro.

unreasonabro,

Bro. You don’t think that having to label a “rational, scientific, humanistic worldview that fights against superstition and ignorance” as SATANIC makes a point?

You gotta remember the Satanic church started in like the 50s or 60s in the USA when the tone of the country was even more overtly religulous than it is now. It’s an aggressive reaction to craven stupidity. Murica, don’t tread on me, that sort of thing.

unreasonabro,

I like that it takes becoming satanic to develop a civilized view of the world. Rather I like how completely we have twisted the world with TOTAL BULLSHIT that people feel the need to claim a force for ultimate evil is what makes them want to make the world a fairer, less shitty place.

unreasonabro,

called fighting fire with fire ;)

unreasonabro, (edited )

right but they’re psychic so you can actually communicate at a real rate instead of tripping over your meat trumpet like a fucking animal all the time

unreasonabro,

fuck ads = fuck google. google is the reason the internet is shit now.

unreasonabro, (edited )

lmfao who has this problem, your great grandma?

tf is wrong witchoo boi

unreasonabro,

I mean if a grown man doesn’t know what that term means it’s certainly not his child’s fault. like fuck.

unreasonabro, (edited )

You start making your microtransactions actually micro - transactions too small to do with real money, ie things that cost less than a cent - and maybe we’ll consider this, you raging fucktard. I might even pay you 2c extra so that I can have all the clothes in a game I really like - the actual value of digital “goods”.

unreasonabro,

I’m playing an Ubisoft game right now; if a game is cheap enough on Steam I don’t care who the publisher is. So I got Immortals Fenyx Rising in exchange for dirt.

It bears all the signs of a great creative team getting fucked over by exactly the sort of idiot who runs his mouth like that guy. There’s even a demo level, explicitly called such in the game, for the now-cancelled sequel, how sad is that? The control scheme isn’t completely ironed out and has some screwy behaviour in niche situations. There’s a huge wait as you load the game while it checks the server for updates which will never come, duration of nearly a minute and sometimes longer, the sort of thing that a responsible company would remove when updates are no longer forthcoming (surely it’s at most a few lines of code, and circumventable by one); and I haven’t finished the game yet but it seems right now that the main story-giving NPC who hangs out at your base is just selling fuckin macrotransaction cosmetics. Tacky, and you can taste the dev team’s resentment in being forced to include it.

unreasonabro, (edited )

this is so 'murican it hurts lol

like genuine American cringe

you guys should try building a real society instead of just hating and murdering all day long

unreasonabro,

and extradimensional physics, for making normal shit turn out really fuckin weird

unreasonabro,

it’s your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! … in case that was’t happening already, before.

unreasonabro,

pfft whaddya mean “now”

unreasonabro,

Cruci-fuckin is good, but The Bible 2 was what got the laugh. That it’d really be part 3 (probably actually more like 10, those Sumerian stories seem super familiar…) is just part of the joke!

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