vaultdweller013

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vaultdweller013,

Ive got two Australian cattle dogs. One is a very sweat girl, the other is a fucking crazy but tries his best to be a good boy.

vaultdweller013,

Cheeki Breaki?

vaultdweller013,

This is unironically how my grandparents met, did help that my grandfather was rather intelligent and decently competent. Shame he was a dumbass and gave himself lung cancer, wear a mask when working with aerosols it may save your life.

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May I introduce you to Knights of the old republic 1 and 2 and the extened media projects?

vaultdweller013,

Hey now, archeologists know their sex cult stuff hence “fertility object”. The we dont know is usually labelled as ritual object and left at that.

vaultdweller013,

Ya know my dumbass mixed up coin sorter and coin holder. But that does present another idea, do you think you could slot a coin in between the little nubs? Basically an antiquaties version of those belt coin holders?

vaultdweller013,

Every hole is a goal.

vaultdweller013,

So he figured out how fo throw the cards, but has pisspoor aim. Yeah I have a cousin who was like that.

vaultdweller013,

The Einherjar shall use it as a beer cooler!

vaultdweller013,

“Thats a lot of nuggets!” - Random Australian man

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Instructions unclear. Named 8 cities Bismark.

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Lets be honest here, great Britain should be called below standard Britain.

vaultdweller013,

Hell I refuse to acknowledge either, mind you I also dont enjoy the content of either.

vaultdweller013,

Norse: One of our gods sacrificed himself to himself too, ya ain’t special!

vaultdweller013,

Have the carnivorous parrots of New Zealand ever eaten a man? Like I presume that theyve tried, I know for a fact theyll go after sheep.

vaultdweller013,

Is it bad that this association exists in my mind because of a Kids Next Door joke?

vaultdweller013,

Nope, silent generation.

vaultdweller013,

When I was 8 or so I watched three old ladies one of whom was my great aunt try to figure out how to connect a DVD player to a tv and just couldnt. I even told them to stick to the same row for all the cables but noooo I was a kid and they knew better, I was sent to my room. Twenty minutes later they figured it out, im 24 and still fucking annoyed at that shit.

vaultdweller013,

Hey stealing enemy supplies works great especially when said enemy is too stupid to poison or burn it. Just ask General Sherman, the march to the sea wouldve been a lot harder if Southern leadership was smarter.

vaultdweller013,

Like the boomers were better with saying grok. No I dont care that it comes from a Heinlein book.

vaultdweller013,

Instructions unclear covered Wyoming in an enema.

vaultdweller013,

Yeah, like all the elements are there its just doesnt hit the horror switch for me. Mind you im the type of person to be playing a horror game and my first reaction to a monster is to call it a bitch and hit it with a shovel.

vaultdweller013,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8141ef4a-2948-4c91-a79b-e44aa8d6d7d8.webp

Heres one to add to your collection. Its a bit old but still kinda amusing.

vaultdweller013,

Id rather solve the overpopulation issue with the forbiden fireworks.

vaultdweller013,

The kid is actually just really into madmax 2.

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