vaultdweller013

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vaultdweller013,

Have the carnivorous parrots of New Zealand ever eaten a man? Like I presume that theyve tried, I know for a fact theyll go after sheep.

vaultdweller013,

Nope, silent generation.

vaultdweller013,

When I was 8 or so I watched three old ladies one of whom was my great aunt try to figure out how to connect a DVD player to a tv and just couldnt. I even told them to stick to the same row for all the cables but noooo I was a kid and they knew better, I was sent to my room. Twenty minutes later they figured it out, im 24 and still fucking annoyed at that shit.

vaultdweller013, (edited )

Lets be honest here, great Britain should be called below standard Britain.

vaultdweller013,

Instructions unclear. Named 8 cities Bismark.

vaultdweller013,

Hell I refuse to acknowledge either, mind you I also dont enjoy the content of either.

vaultdweller013,

Norse: One of our gods sacrificed himself to himself too, ya ain’t special!

vaultdweller013,

The kid is actually just really into madmax 2.

vaultdweller013,

Ya know my dumbass mixed up coin sorter and coin holder. But that does present another idea, do you think you could slot a coin in between the little nubs? Basically an antiquaties version of those belt coin holders?

vaultdweller013,

Every hole is a goal.

vaultdweller013,

Hey now, archeologists know their sex cult stuff hence “fertility object”. The we dont know is usually labelled as ritual object and left at that.

vaultdweller013,

This is unironically how my grandparents met, did help that my grandfather was rather intelligent and decently competent. Shame he was a dumbass and gave himself lung cancer, wear a mask when working with aerosols it may save your life.

vaultdweller013,

“Thats a lot of nuggets!” - Random Australian man

vaultdweller013,

Like the boomers were better with saying grok. No I dont care that it comes from a Heinlein book.

vaultdweller013,

The Einherjar shall use it as a beer cooler!

vaultdweller013, (edited )

If the 24 year old rotten hunk of meat I call a brain can be trusted. Heinze made some weird colored ketchup in the late 90s early 00s, I believe they we’re purple, green, and I believe blue. They were weird and I remember atleast one instance when I was like 4 that my great uncles mixed the purple one in with mustard which looked nasty as shit to fuck with my great grandfather while camping.

Edit: There was a Shrek one.

vaultdweller013,

So he figured out how fo throw the cards, but has pisspoor aim. Yeah I have a cousin who was like that.

vaultdweller013, (edited )

May I introduce you to Knights of the old republic 1 and 2 and the extened media projects?

vaultdweller013,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8141ef4a-2948-4c91-a79b-e44aa8d6d7d8.webp

Heres one to add to your collection. Its a bit old but still kinda amusing.

vaultdweller013,

Yeah, like all the elements are there its just doesnt hit the horror switch for me. Mind you im the type of person to be playing a horror game and my first reaction to a monster is to call it a bitch and hit it with a shovel.

vaultdweller013,

Id rather solve the overpopulation issue with the forbiden fireworks.

vaultdweller013,

Hey stealing enemy supplies works great especially when said enemy is too stupid to poison or burn it. Just ask General Sherman, the march to the sea wouldve been a lot harder if Southern leadership was smarter.

vaultdweller013,

Instructions unclear covered Wyoming in an enema.

vaultdweller013,

And shoot the widow!

vaultdweller013,

Is it bad that this association exists in my mind because of a Kids Next Door joke?

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