zalgotext

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zalgotext,

Welp, that settles it, I’m making croissants this week

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At the very least make sure Subway Surfers is playing in one of the corners

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Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

zalgotext,

Anti-antibiotics… Isn’t that just biotics? Like from Mass Effect? IDK, could be cool 👀

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From my view, I enjoy watching Twitch for two main reasons:

  1. For the same reason I like watching live sports rather than a 15 minute cut of highlights - the feeling of experiencing events in real time, the payoff of seeing a big play unfold after all the anticipation leading up to it, watching strategies and counter-strategies unfold in real time, that kind of stuff.
  2. For the same reason I like watching video essays, stand-up comedy, interview shows, podcasts, or other media where one particular person is the focus - that person is entertaining to me. They have a personality I vibe with, they’re funny, they have an interesting perspective, etc.

To a lesser extent, it’s also nice background noise. I can throw a stream on at the beginning of my workday and not have to fiddle with it until I’m done with work, because it’s a constant, reliable source of background noise.

zalgotext,

The sheer amount of mummies they have on display at the British Museum genuinely made me uncomfortable. Walking through those exhibits, the main thought in my head was just “hey, you guys think you should put some of these back?”

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Already subbed to both of those channels lol. I also like J. Kenji Lopez Alt and Brian Lagerstrom for similar reasons - their videos are more about how to cook than just following a particular recipe.

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Joshua Weissman. He started out super chill, most of his recipes were pretty approachable, the editing wasn’t over the top, the b-roll stuff at the end was tasteful.

Now it’s like he’s catering to a whole different crowd. The editing is over the top and jammed with memes, he’s more idk, psychotic isn’t quite the right word, but it’s way less chill, he’s constantly saying stuff like “if you don’t use XYZ ingredient then what are you even making this recipe for?”, his recipes are more over the top, and he has a much more elitist opinion of himself and his food. The change happened so quickly too, it was kind of shocking.

zalgotext,

Running a universityNCAA athletics program is legitimately very expensive

FTFY

zalgotext,

Ok, I like trees as much as the next person, and much prefer them over these algae tanks.

But what about these “massive experimental water tanks” do you think will damage the infrastructure beneath and around it like tree roots do?

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I can’t confirm or deny your claims about soaking, because I never went to BYU.

However, I did live in a smallish town in Utah for a year, and I can confirm I saw more married and pregnant 18 year old teens in that one year than I’ve seen in the entire rest of my life.

zalgotext,

Learn to make your own coffee instead of buying Starbucks or whatever

Be warned, this habit can very easily form into a hobby that is more expensive than buying Starbucks every morning

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Debian with metasploit pre-installed and some fancy shell presets

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The Death Star was huge, I’m sure people fucked and made babies on it. I doubt they would just let people leave the Death Star to go raise their kids. That either means kids were just ejected into space, or they were raised on the Death Star.

Given Darth Vader’s history with children, it’s not unlikely that he just said “fuck them kids” and had them yeeted, but it’s funnier to imagine a Death Star Day Care, so imma go with that as my head canon.

Edit: you guys are coming up with some valid counterpoints, but my head canon is still funnier, so I’m sticking with it.

zalgotext,

It’s almost like, in such a huge country, there exist people with different tastes.

followed up by

The other was some nauseating English breakfast spread, with like baked beans (that’s for summer BBQs not breakfast!).

I really hope that’s irony

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He did the math

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It’s been posted on… A discussion-based forum website

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It’s literally Pete’s camper from A Goofy Movie

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I’m still pissed that the McGuffin in that movie was basic-ass time travel, when they had the way cooler McGuffin of the Quantum Realm they could have explored.

To make matters even worse, it’s seeming like the real reason they did the time travel BS was so they could start the multiverse BS, so they had a justification to continue pumping out garbage content.

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Fahrenheit is actually a base-ten system, where 0° was the freezing temperature of a salt/water mixture used in laboratories in the 18th century, and 100° was supposed to be a human’s blood temperature. Another convenient perk of the fahrenheit system is that most European weather occurs inside it’s 0-100 range.

Eventually Fahrenheit saw the scientific need to know the freezing and boiling point of plain water, but instead of adjusting his system, he just found those values within his system.

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😤🫸 Doing that before or during the movie

😏👉 Doing that after the movie

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Of course I wouldn’t talk during a dialogue, only during non-dialogue scenes

Ah right, of course, because exposition only happens in scenes with dialog. The non-dialog scenes are just there purely for looks.

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Even though there are multiple examples of dark-skinned Hylians across multiple games

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Then you look up the random string of 36 characters once, think “why did I make this one 36 characters” as you painstakingly type it in with a TV remote, then immediately forget it as soon as you’re logged in.

zalgotext,

Try a fiber supplement. Or eating vegetables.

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