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RIPandTERROR, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My husky does not know such weakness

Decoy321,

Huskies see this weather and think “yes, this is how the world should be.”

LemmyKnowsBest,

In fact it’s rather cruel to keep a husky as a house pet in any environment other than cold wintry outdoor acres of open land

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Uh huh… Give it a few years and it will be cruel to let Huskies exist the way the planet is going

Bluetooth, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

Our car* insists on being let out to do her business in the garden, even though we have freezing weather and snow. *Cat, thank you autocorrect.

illi,

Gotta say the typo is top notch!

funkless_eck,

over on Instagram, its not even a typo any more. people just use the word car to mean cat

platypus_plumba,

Dafuq is going on ovar there?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

People be petting cars

LemmyKnowsBest,

Do people have outside cars and inside cars? Do they let their inside cars sleep in bed with them? Do their inside cars use litter boxes? I have so many questions.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
lilsolar,
@lilsolar@sh.itjust.works avatar

SIR PLEASE DO NOT CAR

jeffw, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

If it were one of mine, the dog would be saying “are you sure you don’t wanna act like a fuckin idiot and roll around in it with me?”

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing a husky?

jeffw,

Just a mutt, mostly lab

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

muts are the best-est. We had a half-goldie-half-stray that was absolutely the best dog ever.

Though, to be honest, I imagine ‘best dog ever’ really comes down to proximity. The closer the dog is to you- figuratively and literally- the better the dog. details.

xpinchx, to risa in MRW relatives argue during the holiday get together

Let’s talk about Palestine at Christmas dinner 👍

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
RIP_Cheems, to comicstrips in Krampus - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

In some cultures, krampus and Santa work together, with Santa giving gifts to the good kids and krampus beating the naughty children.

Imgonnatrythis,

The chi is balanced?

GraniteM,
austinfloyd,

I think they might even hang out when they’re outside the office…

https://ttrpg.network/pictrs/image/3e0ae7a6-7991-4501-9928-7e46c7ce4cf9.jpeg

SantaClaus,

Well I mean he is much more fun than all the elves…

yeather, to comicstrips in Krampus - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

The Krampus movie recently was unironically pretty scary.

orwellianlocksmith,

That movie is 8 yrs old now! Old enough to buy a gun in the US

yeather,

Damn 8 year ago? That’s wild.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

And the humor didn’t detract from the horror. Kudos to the creators for that one!

ag621994, to comicstrips in Krampus - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

He was fired on Christmas?

EfreetSK, (edited )
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

I think the idea of the comic is that initially there was just Krampus, at least in Germany and some other countries in Europe. I think also in Finnland the Joulupuki looked more like a daemon goat. And afaik it beat children but also brought presents? Anyway only later its appearance either changed to look more like St. Nocholaus/Santa or was directly replaced.

But correct me if I’m wrong. Well I hope I’m correct because I laughed my ass off

omega_x3,

Churchs were mad that nuns were giving away too much money to the poor, so they made a rule to try to reduce it. a bunch of nuns started giving away a bunch of stuff to celebrate st Nicholas Day to get around the rules. Protestants show up and want to get away from celebrating saints, people like giving and receiving stuff on st Nicholas Day, so Protestants come up with wanting baby Jesus giving the gifts, but babys aren’t very good at following directions so they get older kids to do it which is where Chris Kringle comes from. You end up with a bunch of regional offshoots of either st Nicholas or of Chris Kringle. Then the idea of putting bad kids in sacks and beating them with sticks shows up but for some reason no one wanted st Nicholas or a baby Jesus analog to do the beating so a bunch of offshoot characters start showing up as helpers to the gift giver to punish bad kids.
The krampus is hard to pin down because it was in rural areas of Germany and most of the documentation about it is from post cards made in cities using 2nd and 3rd hand information to design what the krampus looks like.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to comicstrips in Krampus - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Humans can’t just make a pretty concept and leave it there, can we?

When you die you go to heaven! BUT IF YOU’RE BAD YOU GO TO HELL!

Santa’s gonna bring you a toy! UNLESS YOU WERE BAD THEN KRAMPUS WILL BEAT YOU!

TheSlad,

Its the good ol’ carrot and stick. What is one without the other?

AllonzeeLV,

Peace?

maynarkh,

The ones who invent these are in the war business, sorry.

AllonzeeLV,
joyjoy, to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

It’s not even his real birthday.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What is it?

BetaBlake,

July 4th

BloodSlut,

#🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅😌❤️🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

The Liberia flags add to this

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not even like there aren’t two US flag options, too: 🇺🇸🇺🇲

If anyone figures out the difference, let me know, because these look pretty much the same.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My messenger blows up emojis when I send them with no other text, and I used these side by side and the one on the right has a smaller blue square than the left one.

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

Apparently because of how flag codes work, the USA and US Minor Outlying Islands technically have different flags in unicode, even though they’re the same flag. There are countless people who have used the USA minor Outlying Islands flag instead of the regular USA flag.

Zorg,
@Zorg@lemmings.world avatar

Taking a screenshot and zooming in, the grainy extrapolated pixels appear to be in exactly the same pattern. Very odd indeed.

Hupf,

It’s the calendar date of the day you were born, repeated each year. But that’s not important right now.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But what is it?

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

The third person neuter pronoun in English, but that’s not important right now.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, what is Jesus’s birthday?

Spacehooks,

Supposedly in the summer due to something about the stars. Xmas was supposed to be cultural approtiates of the winter solstice or something. I’m sure someone will add to this.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

On a serious note, yes Christmas was placed where it was in order to coincide with Saturnalia, the Roman winter solstice festival. This was an attempt by Constantine, the emperor who legalized Christianity in Rome, to transition the Romans to Christianity more easily.

Spacehooks,

Thanks! I thought it happened waaay later.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I’ve never seen one before. No one has. But I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

rockerface,

It is, however, Isaac Newton’s real birthday. Merry Newtonmas!

solidsnake2085, to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

I’m more about celebrating other people’s birthdays. I don’t do anything for my birthday. I usually sit at home and watch Steven Seagal movies, which is something I’ve done for the past 22 years.

Slovene,

You should stop doing that. Don’t give Seagal any more money.

solidsnake2085,
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

Never.

Unaware7013,

And miss out on his "music album"? How can you live without hearing Me want the punani?

palordrolap, to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Josh probably isn't that much of a fan of his birthday, tbh. It's the rest of us.

Well.

Those of us who decided or accepted that we'd celebrate Josh's birthday for him around the time of Roman Saturnalia or the pagan mid-winter* festival, even though that's very much unlikely to be the right date**, because there were already celebrations going on at that time. The whole "let's decorate a tree" thing is pagan.

There are some offshoots of Josh's fan club who don't think much of his birthday either, and instead have the big celebration around his death-date instead. Not like "at last he's gone and kicked the bucket", more like "yay he went to heaven and paved the way for the rest of us, or so we tell ourselves because that'd be awesome.". That's totally not also based around celebrations that existed before Josh, no siree.

Anyway, my point is that his opinion isn't really known, and he probably wouldn't decorate a tree. He'd be more likely to shout at it for not having figs.

  • where "winter" is defined as the seasons autumn and winter together, the same way that "day" can mean daytime and nighttime together)

** compare how the British monarch often has two "birthdays": An actual one and an official one in June where people can celebrate in nice weather. (Liz's real birthday was in April and Chuck's is in November. Both rainy months.)

NoSpotOfGround,

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

original_reader, (edited ) to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Actually true. There’s no reference in the Bible where Jesus says we should do that. Apart from the name, Christmas has nothing to do with Christ.

www.history.com/topics/…/history-of-christmas

JohnDClay,

The gift giving was more as a celebration of epiphany which eventually migrated if I remember correctly.

Flag,
@Flag@kbin.social avatar

Here is a term from the old world:

Jul/jól

Decoy321, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

My favorite part is the cats realization that they’d have to share the box.

don, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

Necessity is often the instigator of collaboration.

The_Eminent_Bon, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

FrostyTheDoo,

Monster

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Calm down, Satan

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone always says damp socks are hell but my feet sweat so much that I don’t know the difference anymore

The_Eminent_Bon,

Smelli

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