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BoxerDevil, to comicstrips in "Good Boy" by Sarah's Scribbles

It would have to be a chihuahua. Or that ugly naked dog

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

A Chinese Crested ?

BoxerDevil,

Yes that one

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My mom has a type of Chinese Crested with a full coat of long hair and she’s a very pretty dog. A very sweet dog too. I’m still mad that my mom got her from a breeder, but I can’t deny that she is a pretty and sweet little dog.

This one isn’t my mom’s dog, but it’s similar:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/33abd822-66c3-438f-8ca9-b04e67deb568.png

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

The pretty ones are ok for a little dog, but the ugly ones are pitiable little beasts.

Enkrod,

The pure unadultered evil of the dreaded Chihuahua may be a little much, at least cat-evil is slightly lessened through their attention deficit.

bionicjoey,

Hey that ugly naked dog comes in a non-naked variety and they are cute as heck.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Crested_Dog#Breedin…

Rakonat,

Poodles would fit the bill, the are shits to train and work with, like a cat

TotallyNotSpez,

Gf and I are dogsitting a giant dumbass poodle tonight. I feel you.

LucyLastic,

I see your Poodle, and raise you a Podenco

TigrisMorte,

Only the miniature poodle. Standard poodle are both sane and very good.

datelmd5sum,

Ah, the breed known for their intelligence and obedience is naturally shit to train. Sorry what?

Rakonat,

I don’t know who is telling you poodles are known for obedience, you really have to work with them much more than other comparable breeds or they just do what they want on top of often showing aggression to people they aren’t familiar with.

bionicjoey,

My Bichon/Poodle mix is aggressively friendly with people he isn’t familiar with. Does that count?

datelmd5sum,

Yeah I do agree rhat poodles have a “who is giving these orders?” and “fuck I hate that guy” switches.

pyrflie, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Orange Cat" by Sarah Andersen

Oranges are the Himbos of the kitty-cat world. There isn’t an evil thought in any of them because that would require them to think.

Viking_Hippie,

OneOrangeBraincell is one of the subreddits I miss the most. Especially since it was very much a place to CELEBRATE their adorable himbo energy rather than criticize/complain about it 😁

CannonGoBoom,
@CannonGoBoom@lemmy.world avatar

Have I got news for you

lemmy.world/c/oneorangebraincell

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks ❤️

Dremor,
@Dremor@lemmy.world avatar

Another cat sub subscribed.

oce,

com*

Kecessa, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

A rock in your shoe, when you remove it it appears in your other shoe 5 seconds after you start walking again

All your passwords expire once a day

sag,

Pure Evil

partial_accumen,

All your passwords expire once a day

Calm down, Satan.

FunkyMonk,

No, Also they have to rhyme!

Viking_Hippie,

In the Terza Rima meter.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Password cannot contain a previous password.

psud, (edited )

Password contains characters used in previous password or attempted password. Choose a new password between 15 and 17 characters using at least one capital letter, one lower case letter, one special character and one of the other sort of special character

GoFastBoots,

Every time you type your password it says it’s incorrect no matter how many variations you try, but when you go to change it and type in the new password it says your new password must not match your old password.

Spacehooks,

I hate when I used the random 128 character pass key generator and it says password previously used. NOOOOOOO!

boomzilla,

Yep…Happens to the best but idk rn but hasn’t KeepassXC a history for every entry?

original_reader, (edited ) to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Actually true. There’s no reference in the Bible where Jesus says we should do that. Apart from the name, Christmas has nothing to do with Christ.

www.history.com/topics/…/history-of-christmas

JohnDClay,

The gift giving was more as a celebration of epiphany which eventually migrated if I remember correctly.

Flag,
@Flag@kbin.social avatar

Here is a term from the old world:

Jul/jól

TheGiantKorean, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

No matter how much you wipe, there’s still poop.

Spacehooks,

That’s some true evil.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar
revlayle,

It’s like wiping a marker

FangedWyvern42,
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

I’d fucking jump off a building

Kecessa,

Bidets save the day once again!

Duranie,

Butt crayon.

jeffw, to comicstrips in "Blizzard" by TheyCanTalk

If it were one of mine, the dog would be saying “are you sure you don’t wanna act like a fuckin idiot and roll around in it with me?”

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing a husky?

jeffw,

Just a mutt, mostly lab

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

muts are the best-est. We had a half-goldie-half-stray that was absolutely the best dog ever.

Though, to be honest, I imagine ‘best dog ever’ really comes down to proximity. The closer the dog is to you- figuratively and literally- the better the dog. details.

lvxferre, to comicstrips in "Pet" by Sarah Andersen
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s practically what happened with Siegfrieda (my cat) and me.

Long story short: a stray hid herself in my garage. She was beaten, bleeding and pregnant, so I rushed her to the vet. “I don’t want another pet, we’re going to fix her up and find her a new home.” Seven years later, she’s still here.

illi,

we’re going to fix her up and find her a new home

… and you did exactly that!

joyjoy, to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

It’s not even his real birthday.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What is it?

BetaBlake,

July 4th

BloodSlut,

#🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅😌❤️🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

The Liberia flags add to this

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not even like there aren’t two US flag options, too: 🇺🇸🇺🇲

If anyone figures out the difference, let me know, because these look pretty much the same.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My messenger blows up emojis when I send them with no other text, and I used these side by side and the one on the right has a smaller blue square than the left one.

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

Apparently because of how flag codes work, the USA and US Minor Outlying Islands technically have different flags in unicode, even though they’re the same flag. There are countless people who have used the USA minor Outlying Islands flag instead of the regular USA flag.

Zorg,
@Zorg@lemmings.world avatar

Taking a screenshot and zooming in, the grainy extrapolated pixels appear to be in exactly the same pattern. Very odd indeed.

Hupf,

It’s the calendar date of the day you were born, repeated each year. But that’s not important right now.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But what is it?

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

The third person neuter pronoun in English, but that’s not important right now.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, what is Jesus’s birthday?

Spacehooks,

Supposedly in the summer due to something about the stars. Xmas was supposed to be cultural approtiates of the winter solstice or something. I’m sure someone will add to this.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

On a serious note, yes Christmas was placed where it was in order to coincide with Saturnalia, the Roman winter solstice festival. This was an attempt by Constantine, the emperor who legalized Christianity in Rome, to transition the Romans to Christianity more easily.

Spacehooks,

Thanks! I thought it happened waaay later.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I’ve never seen one before. No one has. But I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

rockerface,

It is, however, Isaac Newton’s real birthday. Merry Newtonmas!

Zehzin, to comicstrips in "Lint Roller" by TheyCanTalk
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You little shit I see you cleaning yourself after I pick you up

toxic_cloud,

How would you feel if your human covered themselves in another animal’s hair but meticulously removed yours? At least when cats bathe they have to taste you.

The_Eminent_Bon, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

FrostyTheDoo,

Monster

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Calm down, Satan

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone always says damp socks are hell but my feet sweat so much that I don’t know the difference anymore

The_Eminent_Bon,

Smelli

rikudou, to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
hoshikarakitaridia,

Ppl always say “fortune cookie” but no one calls it “meme cookie”

mateomaui,

It could be a misfortune cookie

“fucked relationships.”

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to comicstrips in Krampus - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

Humans can’t just make a pretty concept and leave it there, can we?

When you die you go to heaven! BUT IF YOU’RE BAD YOU GO TO HELL!

Santa’s gonna bring you a toy! UNLESS YOU WERE BAD THEN KRAMPUS WILL BEAT YOU!

TheSlad,

Its the good ol’ carrot and stick. What is one without the other?

AllonzeeLV,

Peace?

maynarkh,

The ones who invent these are in the war business, sorry.

AllonzeeLV,
tetris11, to comicstrips in "Goats" by They Can Talk
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Their rectangular eyes can also rotate so that they always have parallelism to the ground.

Can you imagine your eyes doing that?

jeremias,
@jeremias@social.jears.at avatar

Your eye does rotate!

Look at your eyes in the mirror and rotate your head, look on the veins in your eye and you will see that your eye tries to stay parallel to the ground.

In humans it is just much less obvious due to our round pupils.

phorq,

I can’t see my eyes in the mirror, due to the delay caused by the slow speed of light my reflection is blinking whenever I’m not.

chase_what_matters,

Now I’m imagining looking in the mirror and seeing myself with my eyes closed; it’s freaking me out.

Amir,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

thanks for the nightmare fuel

morphballganon,

Yup. This is why it’s easier to read a clock that is upright, regardless of the orientation of your head.

rockerface,

And the brain adjusts visual image with other information like our sense of gravity and equilibrium. So if you tilt your head, you don’t lose sense of up and down - unless you’re in zero-g.

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

Our eyes rotate too

Decoy321, to comicstrips in "Orange Cat" by Sarah Andersen

Can confirm, I’ve got both. The orange one is pure Satan spawn that even talks to the underworld.

incendiaryperihelion,

lmao i also have one of each but the orange is only six months old so it remains to be seen

Denvil,

6 months? Don’t let the demon fool you, evil beings such as them live for centuries, it’s probably about 75 years old. They spend the first century of their life honing their craft, and then unleash it upon the world. Prepare yourself for your day of reckoning.

argh_another_username, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

I have atopic dermatitis. I know what’s like having an itch that moves around when you scratch.

Viking_Hippie,

Well…don’t keep us in suspense! Do you love it?

argh_another_username,

Let’s just say the sometimes it requires an Herculean effort to not look like a cartoon monkey in front of people.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

dermatitis

Yeah we know they’re your titties. We can see them already.

boomzilla, (edited )

Have you tried ditching milk products? I heard it can have an effect on those symptoms. As well as on asthma and allergies. I was plagued by allergies but don’t have them anymore. Anecdotal evidence I know but you find a lot of papers regarding this topic.

needthosepylons,
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

Having the same stuff, I can confirm some days, it can borderline drive me crazy.

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