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TrenchcoatFullofBats, to memes in unholy software..

This is excellent recycling of the cringe original

UlfKirsten,

What’s the original?

yata,
CIWS-30,

Thanks for sharing that, even despite the uncontrollable facepalm that resulted. What's terrible is that despite the fact that this artist is so crazy and racist, his art is actually pretty good.

jordanlund, to mildlyinteresting in CAPTCHA: Bot vs. Human. Bot wins.
@jordanlund@lemmy.one avatar

Plot twist: Getting it wrong proves you’re human. Now tell me which pictures have bridges.

Mercival, to memes in Who said mitch doesn't snort high quality blow of 2 Mexican hookers asscheeks on the hotel next to taco bell every tuesday afternoon?

I hate Mitch as much as the next person, but he fucking survived polio. He could be mumbling incoherently at this point and it would still be a huge personal and medical triumph. That’s not to say he should still be in office, but mocking his neurological condition after having survived one of the worst nerve-infecting diseases is in extremely poor taste.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

So is backing legislature that revokes human rights.

He can eat shit for all I care. Idgaf what he survived he’s a dog shit human being.

Ascend910, to memes in Earth-shatering vibrations

Me: I need a flute for my orchestra performance
Yamaha: No problem, here’s our 800W Series.
Me: You wouldn’t happen to know where I can
get a heavy 600 cc sport bike with the stop speed of 260km would you?
Yamaha: You’re not gonna believe this

hungry_freaks_daddy, to memes in Earth-shatering vibrations

Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

01189998819991197253, to memes in Skull 'n Bones sending drones
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

W, but pronounced Dub-yuh

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Skull 'n Bones sending drones
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Got dat world trade fade

Pull up in the ‘Lade

Arab dude is throwin’ shoes

While I cut Medicaid

Wookie, to memes in Skull 'n Bones sending drones
@Wookie@artemis.camp avatar

Steel Beemz

wildtamaskan, to memes in Skull 'n Bones sending drones

Lyrics of Mass Disruption

anarchrist, to memes in Skull 'n Bones sending drones

Lil’ warcrime

sevan, to mildlyinteresting in CAPTCHA: Bot vs. Human. Bot wins.

So does anyone know if there is a bot I can load on my phone and PC to auto solve these and save me the annoyance?

zuu, to mildlyinteresting in CAPTCHA: Bot vs. Human. Bot wins.
@zuu@lemmy.world avatar

For any podcast fans, the latest episode of Secretly Incredibly Fascinating is all about CAPTCHA and very interesting.

TWeaK,

Off topic, but it may also interest people to note that their previous episode was on bras.

I haven’t listened to either yet, but apparently I need to set aside 2 hours of my time and not just 1.

zuu,
@zuu@lemmy.world avatar

Both are good! Hosted by Alex Schmidt for any old Cracked fans.

Gregorech,

Is there a Bra conspiracy out there or just history and information.

zuu,
@zuu@lemmy.world avatar

Just history and info, still a good podcast though!

Catweazle, to memes in Well
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar
MTLion3, to mildlyinteresting in CAPTCHA: Bot vs. Human. Bot wins.

It’s so obvious it’s a scam too because of how vague some of the “challenges” are. “Click all the squares that contain a bike” and then you do it in every conceivable way AND IT STILL WONT ACCEPT YOUR SUBMISSION. Stupid

bleistift2,

I’ve never in my life failed a captcha. Maybe you’re just bad at identifying bikes?

MTLion3,

sigh Could be 😔

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I just failed five by doing them correctly. It was sure there were more bicycles, but it was motorbikes.

darkdemize,

Have you considered that you may be a bot?

MTLion3,

G A S P I’d never thought about it that way before. I need to go see a mechanic now to check

Jimmycrackcrack,

Cease all motor functions, enter Analysis mode, turn the other cheek.

MTLion3,
static_motion,

Have you ever questioned the nature of your own reality?

Acetamide,
@Acetamide@lemmy.world avatar

Well, apparently, statistically speaking he is more likely to be human according to the original post. We’ll never know.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I had one today where it was click on all the squares that contain a bus. One square very clearly contained a truck, not a bus. When I didn’t select that square, it told me I was wrong.

They’re so infuriating.

MTLion3,

Sounds about like me every fucking time lol

inspxtr,

I have a suspicion that it might depend on a few factors that might be related to Google’s ability to track, such as the browsers you use and whether you’re on VPN. I saw a post on Lemmy the other day (can’t remember where) that they suspect captcha is more annoying on Firefox, whereas fine with Chrominum-based browsers, esp Google Chrome. I think I sometimes experienced this as well, but I didn’t keep track.

TrustingZebra,

Yep when using a VPN I get way more captchas on Google web searches (regardless of browser).

It makes it really annoying to search on Google, to the point I want to turn off my VPN or use other search engines.

inspxtr,

For search engines, I’ve never used it but there’s whoogle that’s supposed to be proxy for google search.

TrustingZebra,

Here’s the thing about all search engines that aren’t Google (including the ones “based” on Google results). They all suck for regional results in many non-Latin languages.

Chreutz,

It’s also likely that it is because they are seeing a large number of searches from one IP (the VPN exit server), and that can look like bots.

Squorlple, (edited )
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve had a Captcha that required an image like this one to be classified as a bike

https://i.imgur.com/3KBzluA.jpg

Ceci n’est pas un vélo

static_motion,

*un vélo

Squorlple,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

Fixed, thanks

MTLion3,

Incredible, honestly. Whatta crock 🤣

HorriblePerson,
@HorriblePerson@feddit.nl avatar

Well, to be fair, it is a depiction of a bicycle.

where_am_i,

Very simple. You solve it too fast, it thinks you’re a bot and you fail it. Click slowly and you will pass it every time.

skullgiver, (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in CAPTCHA: Bot vs. Human. Bot wins.
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

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  • madwifi,

    it’s another way to violate your privacy.

    DigitalAudio,
    @DigitalAudio@sopuli.xyz avatar

    It’s probably both if we’re being honest. A lot of services definitely don’t want bots. But they also want to take as much of your personal info as possible.

    TWeaK,

    I’m of the belief that Google themselves runs (or more likely subcontracts) many of the bots that target websites not running captcha.

    roboter5123,

    They don’t want bots because they can’t steal Personal Info from a bot

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