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ame, to science_memes in Planck

I can’t be the only one that thinks he looks like Jesse pinkman

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Could be Jesse’s long lost brother

And009,

Probably his grandfather

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Heh yes, unless they had a mixup between a contraceptive vending machine and a time machine

hOrni, to memes in Golf

In case anybody is wondering, this is a joke ad made by Clarkson in 2009.

Blaster_M,

That episode was hilarious.

Though it was about the Scirocco Diesel

Zeshade,

You could also read it differently nowadays 15 years later with all the emissions scandal. Probably wouldn’t want to trust Volkswagen with such statements huh.

blujan,

The thing is the range claims were really true, they just couldn’t do it cleanly.

aeronmelon, to memes in Golf
HerrVorragend,
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

“¡He visto eso!”

Siegfried,

*“Eso ya lo ví”

raoul, to science_memes in Planck
@raoul@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

say maybe to quantum physics

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Say a superposition of yes and no to quantum mechanics

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

1/√2(|yes> + |no>)

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

yes and no

Whirling_Cloudburst,

Why not both?

variants,

Why both not?

dukk, (edited )

Both? Why not

And009,

Could be anything in between

Aurenkin,

That’s an interesting spin to put on it.

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

up and down

ShimmeringKoi, (edited ) to science_memes in Planck
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

I listened to that Trashfuture episode about quantum physics and can’t decide if it’s existential implications are more intriguing or horrifying. It seems to be an area of study who’s main side effect is giving it’s practitioners nervous breakdowns.

ankino.xyz/trashfuture/20240119 - Left on Read_ When We Cease to Understand the World.mp3

AernaLingus,
iAvicenna, to science_memes in Planck
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

say no to quantum physics

Hikermick,

This is your brain on quantum physics?

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

I just saw your comment so your opinion is no longer valid.

tubaruco, to comicstrips in "Slugly" by Safely Endagered

hmm mucus yummy

(i have a slight phobia of these creatures, because theyre similar to something i can barely look at)

randomaccount43543,

Penis?

PoastRotato,
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

See a doctor

tubaruco,

no, i have a phobia of worm-like things, i dont know what its called since i cant really find anything that explains the exact thing i cant look at

Selkie, to memes in Why? Are we not doing enough?

Honestly a lot of it is probably people getting comfortable lurking again, Lemmy only counts post and comments as active users

Prometheus,

Time to count me back in!

danteog,

Really? Oh

margaritox,

Well, as they say: “I’m going my part”.

I try to make it a point to post questions on communities that have not kicked off yet, knowing that I most likely will not receive a response for a while.

Emptiness,

Well in that case, ping!

randint,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

Yeah, that’s probably the case.

NocturnalMorning,

I comment on stuff to try to make discussions active, it rarely works.

PeleSpirit,

It has to be authentic, you can’t just comment to comment.

alp,

You know what? i just did!

blindbunny,

That’s just not true. I’ve made comments that I thought desirve no reply but humans find a way. If there’s no comments to read the shared content just isn’t that interesting. If I see comments then the shared content must be interesting enough to justify a discussion.

PeleSpirit,

I can agree with that, but being authentic definitely helps the conversations take off.

blindbunny,

Of course it helps. But some of my shitty comments are scaping the bottom of the barrel of my knowledge or patience with the replier…

harry_balzac,

I comment because I crave validation from Internet strangers.

Selkie,

That’s a very good comment

Sphks,
@Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I agree.

PopOfAfrica,

This is something I’ve learned from online game forums. You actually have to be divisive to get a high amount of concurrent users.

It only seems to be the shit-shows that anyone feels obligated to post in.

AnarchistArtificer,

Well I think you’re wrong, fuck you and your opinion /s

I actually don’t know to what extent I agree with you, but your theory certainly feels plausible to me. It reminds me of the internet adage about how the best way to get a right answer to your question is to be wrong. I can’t remember what it’s called.

randy,

Cunningham’s law. And just to buck the trend, you didn’t have to get it wrong to get the right answer ;).

SheDiceToday,

Aye, cunningham seemingly meant it as the fastest answer though, which was the sentence right afterwards in that wiki entry. So maybe mr. anarchist-with-a-machine-fetish would have gotten an answer earlier if he had said it was the anti-murphy’s law.

AeroLemming,

Division gives people something to talk about. Not everyone can think of something constructive and interesting to say at a given time, but when presented with an opinion, it is trivial for most people to formulate a comment either agreeing or disagreeing with it.

NightAuthor,

Well i think it’s stupid that we need that divisiveness

AeroLemming,

I never said it was a good thing.

NightAuthor,

And I never said you said it was a good thing.

Rai,

I’ve been pretty successful and keeping conversations going! I DO comment quite a bit, though.

axellenium,

Time to step out of the shadows then 🤭

arandomthought,

I’m doing my part!

Naloxone,

Hello

WillFord27,

Yo

hexaflexagonbear,
@hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net avatar

It’s funny how despite social media becoming very normal, the old phenomenon of most content getting generated by a small portion of power users persists.

Flyberius,
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Tervell and Dirt_Owl.

Assian_Candor,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

I post I-was-saying

AeroLemming, (edited )

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website providing like 1/3 of all memes on Lemmy:

AlexWIWA,

I’m just not clever enough to post

ALostInquirer,

Have you seen the shitpost communities? Cleverness isn’t required, and in fact I think in those communities it’s somewhat frowned upon, 'cause c’mon, no polishing shit!

AlexWIWA,

My biggest issue is I always forget my good shit posts by the time I have time to post. Getting old sucks

IzyaKatzmann,

Sometimes I think of things in the shower and after I’m done I can’t find the post I wanted to post in :/

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I’m doing my part!

Elon_Moschus,

Commenting so I‘m active :)

Selkie,

I don’t know how long it counts it for, but I try to remember to comment something like once every two weeks or something

Elon_Moschus,

that‘s a good idea. I will copy your „way of lemmy“.

KnightontheSun,

I take a break over the weekend. If I comment, I need to check the client every hour or so. I don’t want replies/rebuttals to linger without a response if it is warranted. I need to work on my car projects and can’t be bothered with online interactions whilst doing so.

SheDiceToday,

That’s probably the one thing I like about lemmy that surprised me when compared to reddit. I’ve found myself commenting on posts or to replying to comments days after the initial posts, and no one seems bothered by it.

KnightontheSun,

Yes, TTL is longer here. Deffo more casual.

justtobbi,

My comment to stop the lurk

DJKJuicy,

Me no lurk. Me comment.

scifu,

Ok I am guilty of that. What about votes? Are they not counted as activity?

I’ll try to post atleast one comment every now and then.

EmoBean,

So glad I decided to stop lurking and actually start participating right as the whole fediverse dies out, it’s not just lemmy.

Hubi,

The fediverse is not dying out, don’t be dramatic.

notsofunnycomment,
@notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

For me Mastodon is still growing and getting more interesting, with more and more formal institutions joining (newspapers, NGOs, government institutions etc.).

Kaliax,

Definitely trying to interact more, Lemmy is a gift imo.

maniajack,

I feel like mastodon is doing alright.

Szymon,

I find it more comfortable to contribute to Lemmy than to other sites. There seems to be actual discussion and opportunities to learn, which can be much harder to come across on the other platforms.

Poem_for_your_sprog,

And fewer comments that are clearly a chat bot.

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Don’t worry! They’ve just become less obvious.

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

When you come across a ‘user’ that almost exclusively defends one controversial politician/company/government and all of their comments seem to follow a script. Also the account is either brand new or 5 years old but only started posting recently.

bighatchester,

That I agree with. I don’t post often but when I do it’s always very positive and makes me want to post more . Compared to Reddit where it would have alot more negative comments or would just get removed by the mods for some stupid reason. Did you know you can no longer post on r/buildapc about asking for suggestions on building PC’s ? What’s even the point anymore?

banneryear1868,

Did you know you can no longer post on r/buildapc about asking for suggestions on building PC’s ?

Yeah it’s like a sub for a specific narrow purpose then people get buthurt about how people are always making the same posts over and over. So they turn it in to a wiki to “address repetitive spam” or whatever, so at that point you might as well just refer to one of the hundreds of other build lists found on other reputable sites. A lot of the productive hobby subs turn in to “hey check out my [reddit hyped product]!” and people actually posting things they’ve put effort in get little to no attention.

alien,

Well count me in now

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) to memes in YouTube

[even bigger rock] “No, Youtube, I don’t want to watch TF2 content. Stop recommending it to me”

It’s like why even have an algorithm if it’s just going to show you what it wants you to see rather than what you want to see.

Hexagon,

Because you are the product being sold, and advertisers are the customers

Omega_Haxors,

I would get that but valve isn’t paying them to push that shit, they’re doing it out of their own volition.

Sotuanduso,
Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Doesn’t change anything I’ve literally NI’d every single post of that matter and THEY KEEP SHOWING UP. I’ll even DRC to channels that post that content primarily and they’ll start show up half a year later. I’ve had it up to here with youtube’s fucking algorithm deciding what I want.

Sotuanduso,

Check your watch history. Did anything TF2 related end up in there by mistake? In my experience, you can remove it and it’ll help.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Nope it’s an association link, i’ve been at war with that stupid game for well over two years now. I’ll even block content shitting on it.

Sotuanduso,

I guess another option is to give up and become a Titanfall fan ; )

Omega_Haxors,

I’d rather die.

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

Do you pay for premium? From what I’ve seen the algorithm is much more hostile to people who don’t pay. I literally _never _ have these problems about YouTube recommending stuff I don’t care about.

Omega_Haxors,

Their algorithm is constantly trying to groom its viewers to the far right. They aren’t getting a cent from me.

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

Like I said, none of that happens to me and I’ve been using YouTube since 2006. It really does seem like a difference between paid and unpaid amounts.

itsgroundhogdayagain, to memes in YouTube

I pay for YouTube Premium. I didn’t really want that, I just wanted YouTube Music, but it didn’t make sense to just pay for YT Music. I don’t want Spotify and Amazon Music kinda sucks so YT music worked best.

Mesophar,

I actually used to pay for the Premium account in Google Play Music, but disliked YouTube Music so much when they migrated accounts over that I canceled my subscription. Have they improved the radio/music discovery parts at all?

micka190,

In the same boat. GPM was so much better than Spotify in terms of UI and basic features. People hype-up Spotify’s recommendations, but since moving there after GPM shut down, I don’t think I’ve ever had good music in my Spotify recommendations. Lack of basic features like being able to dislike specific songs, which they keep removing it with A/B testing, is so fucking infuriating!

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Same for me but in reverse.
Remove music, deduct 2-3 € from the bill and I’d be happy enough with it.
Spotify suits my use case way better.

rgb3x3,

I couldn’t justify $14 a month for YT Premium especially when YT Music sucks so much. And it’s very likely just going to get more expensive.

If they could stop bundling them both together and give me an option to just get rid of ads, I’d probably go back to paying. But for now, NewPipe is a way better experience.

riodoro1, to memes in YouTube

Im not holding my breath for someone to start hosting petabytes of videos for free. I don’t like ads, so I’m just going to pay.

EarthlingHazard,

It’s also cool that YouTube Premium pays a bigger cut to creators when compared against regular YouTube ads.

hungryphrog,

If you want to support Youtubers, then buy their merch or something like that.

EarthlingHazard, (edited )

The cost of supporting every YouTuber I watch with merch greatly outpaces the cost of a few years of premium

hungryphrog,

Maybe, but at least it doesn’t give money to google.

MashedTech,

I do like that.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

How much? I doubt it’s more than just enough to make people think that, “oh that’s nice”, while doing some absurd minimum…

2xsaiko,
@2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You say that as if it’s the only option while being on a platform that explicitly isn’t a single organization hosting the entire thing. There’s no way this is a serious comment.

Takumidesh,

Lemmy has 50 thousand users and hosts mostly text and static images. YouTube has 2.7 billion users and hosts mostly high quality video. Pretending it’s even remotely the same is pointless.

2xsaiko,
@2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Of course, and that’s why something like PeerTube works differently.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Counterpoint. There used to be far less ads

phoenixz, to comicstrips in "Kirby Lore" by Shenx Comic

What’s so bad about Kirby?

hardeehar,

That’s how it starts.

Caboose12000, (edited )

Kirby is an unstoppable force with the brain of a child. He has killed multiple elder gods, often over nothing more than food. if you want examples, look up bosses like Zero-Two, Marx/Marx Soul, or Void Termina.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

The most interesting part about Void Termina is that its core appears to be another one of whatever the hell Kirby is. So we possibly got a glimpse of what Kirby could be if he weren’t so childlike and innocent… and not so easily placated with cake.

conorab, to memes in YouTube

Reasons not to buy premium:

  • Google having a history of all the videos you watch via your account.
  • Even if Google provided an option to opt out of tracking there would be no reason to trust then since they have lied about not tracking people in the past.
  • YouTube seems to redirect any Premium profits intended to creators to the entity which made a copyright claim on a video. This would be sensible if YouTube’s copyright claim system wasn’t so vulnerable to abuse. Normal (yellow) demonetisation will pay out from Premium though. youtu.be/PRQVzPEyldc?si=5-wFn2SqPZLdOlqa
  • Features are removed from YouTube to incentivise Premium such as playing videos while your phone screen is locked.
  • Similar to above, Google have been increasing the amount of ads particularly on phones where ad blockers are harder to use. I.E. pushing users to Premium not by making the service better, but by making non-Premium worse.
unfnknblvbl,

Google having a history of all the videos you watch via your account.

They already do this anyway. They also do it whether you have an account or not.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Fyi all the removed features of the YouTube app they want you to pay for? Work fine on Firefox

conorab,

Playing while locked doesn’t seem to work unfortunately in Firefox for iOS. You can do the trick where you start PIP and then immediately lock the phone to play in the background, but that only works if you don’t unlock your phone again.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

That’s weird. On Android I just take the “notification” and can press play and it’ll work just fine.

iOS always has been finnicky

dubyakay,

Your utub link seems to contain a tracking Id.

conorab,

Not particularly surprising. It was copied from the YouTube iOS app…

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Meta-evil

Balthazar,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

Point one: I’m pretty certain they already track that. With or without account. And you’re on the internet, without a VPN there is no privacy. You are also able to remove that history any moment you want. Is it Ideal? No. But you should’ve acted 10-15 years prior if you wanted to stop this. It’s still not ideal though.

Point two: I agree. There does need to be space for them to repent, but they aren’t actively trying to, so don’t trust them (see the next point as an example of that).

Point three That’s a shame. They really need to fix that, though with how corpos do things nowadays, not sure that’ll happen.

Point four: That’s normal, expected and a reasonable business decision. Most of these features they likely added after premium, and they’re meant as incentives. Why else would you want to but their premium, if not for the added features?

Point five: This is shitty and mostly inexcusable behaviour. It’s god awful, and they really shouldn’t do it. I do have to play devil’s advocate a little. They are fully, 100% in their right to do this. If you don’t like it, vote with your wallet (and time). If we stop using their services, they’ll stop making it worse. They are still A-holes for doing it though.

uzay,

Point one: I’m pretty certain they already track that. With or without account. And you’re on the internet, without a VPN there is no privacy. You are also able to remove that history any moment you want.

I mean sure, they could try combining the user agents my unofficial apps provide with my carrier’s NAT IP to build a profile on me, but it would be highly inefficient and imprecise to the point where it’s almost useless for them. With a Youtube Premium account they have an identity tied to an email address, full name, and payment info that they can relate every click in their apps and websites to. If I also use their other services with the same account, I would be paying them to spy on everything I do and sell my data, so other companies can sell me crap.

Balthazar,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

If you’ve already got that much of a set-up to guarantee privacy, it’s a very good point. Most people aren’t that dedicated to privacy (I think), but it’s still a very valid point in your case

conorab,

I would be very interested to know how good they are at tracking a user across brand new browser sessions. I have mine set to delete cookies, cache and history (minus a few trusted domains) on close but I’d imagine it would be easy to differentiate between me and others in my household by browser fingerprints alone. The only question then is whether those guesses are reliable enough for Google to essentially treat those sessions as 1 person, or throw it away since there are bound to be quite a lot of cases where 10s or 100s of people on the same IP have very similar browsing habits and configurations and trying to figure out who is who would be incredibly difficult (think offices where everybody could have exactly the same laptop and share similar browsing habits due to working for the same company). That’s my cope anyway. The alternative is Youtube over Tor for which would be painful.

Points 4 and 5 on my end are essentially two sides to of the same coin. I should clarify, I don’t have a problem with YouTube introducing a new feature and making that Premium-only.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What about the reasons to buy premium? Pretty much none right?

conorab,

I mean, fair. The two big reasons are that your views are worth much more than normal viewers to creators, so it does mean you’re helping support the content you watch. Further, the more people who pay for content the less influence advertisers have. All this said, I would assume that $5 a month to your favorite creators (Patreon, Paypal, Librepay, etc) would be worth more to them than a share of your YouTube Premium subscription fee.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s what I’m thinking. The day I have a job I would much rather support my favourite creators directly than pay YouTube and hope for some trickle down effect

soggy_kitty, to memes in YouTube

Lol if you think the adblock community represents a boulder that large. Remake this meme with a peasant throwing a pebble at a M1A2 abrams

shneancy,

if it’s a pebble why the hell are they trying so hard to stop it?

Caitlyynn,
@Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Because it might leave scratches on their profits and by all means, even it it will bankrupt them, they can’t let someone marginally decrease their precios profits!

Hexagon,

Maybe they’re afraid it could spread to a lot more users

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It is. Rapidly as user data statistics have shown. And it’s al YouTube’s own fault

Hexagon,

Serves them right

Rikj000, to memes in YouTube
@Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Paying for spy-ware,
how dense do they think we are?!

Let Google rot :)

TheDarksteel94,

You have a phone, right?

Rikj000, (edited )
@Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yes,

But the software on it has been completely re-done to enhance it’s privacy and functionality.

I’m running LineageOSforMicroG,
with Magisk/LSPosed,
to run things like AdAway/XPrivacyLua/Blocker.

Additionally I replace everything I can with FOSS from F-Droid,
and scan all apps from Aurora (Play Store) with ClassyShark3xodus, against well known trackers, to either look for better alternatives, or to block the spy-ware in them with Blocker.

Further, a premium no-log VPN, which has been vetted (servers confiscated in the past, though 0 logs retrieved), configured as always-on + block connections without.

TheDarksteel94,

Yep, that might actually do it lol. Not even being sarcastic here 😅

But to be fair, I don’t think most people are tech-literate enough to set up and use all of that properly. I think it would help if someone compiled a one-install package of all of that, but lots of people just don’t like change.

Rikj000,
@Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t expect that average users will become android/privacy experts.

I don’t even think of my own privacy being all that important.

However systematic privacy,
through laws that protect us all,
that’s what the average joe should be made aware off and stand up for.

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