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JadenSmith, to memes in Where is spork?

This is why I use a fork with soup.

It may not be practical, but fuck the system and all that I suppose.

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Get the chunks out with the fork and then drink it from the bowl.

JadenSmith,

That’s exactly what I do!! Honestly creepy how you know this. I’m going to close my curtains…

DavidGarcia, to memes in We did it?

what is a glow ball panned emic? never herd of that

CultHero,

It’s how I lost a dear disabled friend who was a father of 4.

robocall, to memes in Where is spork?
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

How does a salad spoon work? Is it for potato salad?

VonCesaw,

They’re fairly large and they serve regular salad, they’re made to not crush delicate parts such as cherry tomatoes or delicate lettuce

ininewcrow, to memes in Where is spork?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Aww … come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon

assassinatedbyCIA,

The soul spoon

DosDude, to memes in No, Now listen my trauma
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

If only we had some sort of technology to let us know that someone is at the door.

Ring the doorbell, or knock like a normal fucking person.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I found that in recent antisocial times, more and more people elect to ignore doorbells and not even check the door unless they specifically know someone they expected is there. They just act like nobody is home

NikkiDimes, (edited )

To be fair, the vast majority of the time someone is at my door that I’m not expecting, they’re trying to sell me shit I don’t care about. I do not answer my door.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Why in the world do people do that? Are they that damn afraid of each other?

pixeltree,

I live online, no one I know lives anywhere close enough to casually visit me, let alone just pop over unannounced. If someone rings my doorbell they either want to sell me something or are dropping a package off. Either way, why go to the door?

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Your neighbor telling you that you left your car’s window open. Or you have a leakage/broken pipe/your roof is on fire/something is wrong that is advised to be taken care sooner rather than later. There can be legit reasons why people are trying to warn you in your home who don’t know your online handles.

NikkiDimes,

They have my phone number.

kraftpudding,

My door is just really far from my bed, and opening it to then see someone I don’t want to see is just too much effort. And everybody I want to see knows to text ahead.

PsychedSy,

I get mad if you set the dogs off lol

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

one of the perks of living in an apartment, the outer door is locked so if someone’s knocking on my door it all but has to be the neighbours and they’re not gonna bother me for no reason.

Slovene, (edited )

Maybe some people have this weird technology where they put things in or over their ears to hear only what’s in the device they’re texting through and can’t hear any outside noises.

Kecessa,

I see you’ve never lived in a shitty apartment/one where the door bell calls your phone but can only be programmed for one number

Wizard_Pope,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Kecessa,

    That’s the system I had in the previous two buildings I lived in instead of those wall panels you are in many places, much less trouble for the manager since it doesn’t require more wires running all over the building.

    vithigar,

    An old one.

    It made sense when everyone had landlines. Buzzer in a multi-unit building rings the phone in reach unit. Door intercom used to talk to the occupant, and usually they could control door access by hitting ‘9’ or whatever to unlock the door and admit whoever was there.

    Saved the building from needing to have a separate intercom system wired to every unit, just use the phone lines that are already going to be there.

    Fast forward a few decades, land lines are gone, everyone has a cell, and if more than one person lives in a unit the person with the one the door rings might be out and the person at home has no way to admit people, while the person elsewhere still has to answer door calls.

    On the upside(?), it allowed us to be extremely sure that UPS was lying to us when they told us they tried to deliver and no one answered the door. Had them tell us that several times with no missed calls on the phone. :P

    Wizard_Pope,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    Why did they not just put a dedicated door answering phone disguised as a doorbel in the apartments? Why am I even asking probably because it would cost money.

    vithigar,

    I’m not sure what you mean by “disguised as a doorbell”. It’s for controlled access buildings where you need to be able to talk to the person at the door and selectively admit them.

    Wizard_Pope,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    Well I understand that. I meant to make it look like an intercom while the inside is basically just a landline.

    Strykker,

    Because the whole fucking reason was to reduce costs, since everyone is going to have a landline anyway.

    My building is like this, it was built in the 60s the concept of multiple phones in a house hold was completely unthinkable at the time.

    Wizard_Pope,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    I fucking know. I meant why did they not do that after landlines stopped being used.

    lugal, to memes in Desperate to afford food

    I once had 2 interviews for jobs with different skill sets and the same HR person was there. It felt weird to be passionate about both

    marcos,

    I’m passionate about quite a lot of things.

    A day job isn’t one of those, but it’s not a single-use line.

    SkyNTP, (edited ) to memes in Desperate to afford food

    The “here” part of the question changes the entire meaning of the question, rendering the stated answer completely off topic (cause, you know, “here” is not the only place you can earn money for food).

    Sabre363,

    In this hypothetical situation, it is where we are requesting an adequate sum of the monies to pay for the required sustenance. Any place may do, but this is the place the responded for an interview. And if my experience is anything to go by, then this is the only place to respond out of hundreds of applications.

    Fixbeat,

    Since you don’t know what it’s like to work there, it’s a dumb question. The only thing you can really comment on is the business side of things. They either do cool stuff or they don’t. If they don’t you have to lie and say how stoked you are to make their boring products.

    yogthos, (edited )
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    Companies compete with one another, and that means the conditions of employment tend to be comparable from one employer to another. What the employees get is largely superficial choice, similar to how you get 50 brands of chips that are all basically the same. That’s capitalist relations in a nutshell.

    WarmSoda, (edited )

    Yes, let’s “acdurrally” a meme.

    Kecessa, to memes in Wooh

    Now display it at work

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    but then it becomes work related

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

    So that means it’s okay to use the company laser cutter to print Pikachu memes as long as the final product is displayed at work.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    I’d allow it

    tdawg,

    Take that capitalism

    Phegan, to memes in Let me load it

    Or it’s those of us who have slower auditory processing and we need that brief moment to process the question

    Rootiest,
    @Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

    Then say “uhhhh” like everyone else!

    shneancy,

    yea but during that time you fully believe you didn’t hear the thing being said

    And009,

    Processor too slow. Can save 1 default reaction only.

    Upgrade to pro and respond ‘uhhh’ in 200ms

    ThrowawayPermanente, to memes in Pascal's Wager

    Shit this applies to all of them, doesn’t it?

    InternetCitizen2,

    Which is whyPascal’ss wager is not that nstrong of a position.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Yes. You would have to hedge your bets and believe in every possible god. I wonder however if you could apply customer service techniques to it. The god that complains the most gets the most belief

    ImWaitingForRetcons,

    You’re not wrong lol, the logical extreme of Pascal’s wager leads you to worship the god who has the worst punishment for non-believers, so that you only end up with the second-worst punishment from some other god.

    EmperorHenry, to memes in Let me load it
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    I like this. I’ve done that a lot

    TheRealLinga,

    oes noes! EmperorHenry is a psychopath! RUN EVERYONE! RUN AWAYYYYY

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    I’m autistic and my mind wanders

    And009,

    Poltergeist, he’s projecting his consciousness too! RUN!!

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Actually, I’m telepathic.

    sxan, to memes in Pascal's Wager
    @sxan@midwest.social avatar

    I don’t particrlarly care for spaghetti, so I’m in the Church of Bacon. The CoB not only recognizes FSM, but also his recognizes and respects his existence and his followers.

    Down with monotheism.

    CrayonRosary, (edited )

    I love both, so I started the Church of Carbonara. Our church believes it was revealed by God that carbonara made with bacon is not an abomination.

    apprehentice,

    That’s fine, because FSM doesn’t even require you to believe or follow their beliefs in order to associate with them.

    mofongo, to memes in Love it

    Is this normal behavior? I have that too but I just assumed I am shy or weird.

    Persen,

    Or probably autistic.

    mofongo,

    No I already tested myself.

    Persen,

    Oh ok.

    CliveRosfield,

    Ignore the other guy it’s completely normal

    CaptPretentious,

    I’d say yes. The people you’re close with are the people that you’ve vetted. You have same or similar energy, opinions, humor, etc.

    At my age I’m just sick of other people shit. People who are rude, obnoxious, entitled, self-centered, etc… so I more and more resemble the left side.

    Thcdenton, to memes in Let me load it

    Fuck you I’m buffering.

    Prethoryn,
    @Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

    Actually me. I do this all the time and it drives my friends, family, and girlfriend nuts.

    I think my brain processes what is said after it is finished processing what I am currently thinking about and what I am really doing is multitasking in thoughts before rounding my way to the next one.

    Anticorp, to memes in Let me load it

    Sometimes you figure out what was said after saying “huh”.

    AgentGrimstone,

    It’s like how I catch all my mistakes only after sending my email.

    Fades,

    This is why I always end up re-reading work emails over and over again before sending, and also use the outlook delay-sending to allow for “unsending” lol

    And009,

    I push undo timer to the max on every app possible

    Tlaloc_Temporal,
    @Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s like rubber ducking yourself in the span of two seconds.

    niktemadur,

    Huh?

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