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hakunawazo, to memes in Let do this
jerrythegenius,
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🫡

aeki,

This is amazing

Mago,

Love this lmao could become a legit meme template

rabiddolphin,
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AnExerciseInFalling,

I love it

samus12345,
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Gormadt,
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semi_sentient,
captain_aggravated, to memes in We did it?
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What a bizarre experience.

When I was in school…I’m pretty sure the state history cirriculum was designed to be America centric, and pro-America. Any nation a boomer would remember being at war with? Not in the history books, or they appear out of nowhere, do something pro-America, and then disappear again, like Russia did from 1939 to 1945. And both World and US history classes end at 1950 because 1. to the limp dicks that actually make the policy, “The fifties are practically now” and 2. we haven’t done much “being the good guys” since the jitterbug fell out of fashion.

So I’m not used to seeing something in a history textbook that isn’t from at least two of my lifetimes ago.

Scientician,

We had the same textbooks I see.

Confound4082,

We homeschool our kids, and are religious, but we are heavily opposed to Christian nationalism, and want our kids to learn what actually happened, not some whitewashed curriculum that downplays anyone particular people’s ideological downfalls.

We found a curriculum, but it took a while. One of the first ones I opened to read through had a first chapter titled “God’s gift to the world through America” noped right out of that one…

cocobean, to memes in Where is spork?

Who is eating salad with a spoon

VonCesaw,

It’s for serving, not eating

Unless you’re in the midwest, where salads (nonlettuce) are eaten with dessert spoons

KnowledgeableNip,

But there’s already a serving spoon. Do we use both?

Too confusing, I’m gonna keep eating soup with my bare hands.

gamermanh,
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Serving spoon is for other things

Salad spoon is specifically for salads

Fuck you, that’s why

CaptainBlagbird, to memes in Let do this
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Yes! For the fun and privacy!

doingless,

At least in the US there is no expectation of privacy in public.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Doesn’t mean you have to be a dick about it tho…

doingless,

I agree. Honestly I’d be cool with instituting privacy laws if businesses and government had to follow them too.

Fiivemacs, (edited )

Enough with the over reach ov government please…they already have their gubby little shit covered hands in too much . Over regulation just ruins shit.

doingless,

I’m good with public filming in our current world where the government tracks everything we do. It’s the only hope for a shred of transparency and accountability. I’d only be okay with restrictions on public filming if those restrictions are also applied to all of the powers that be as well.

nick, to memes in Where is spork?

What in the hell is a soda spoon

Halosheep,

“An iced tea spoon, also called a soda spoon or a latte spoon, is a thin spoon with a long handle. It is used primarily in the United States for stirring sugar or other sweeteners into iced tea, which is traditionally served in a tall glass.”

From Wikipedia. I guess it’s just a long, thin stirring spoon

nick,

I’ll be damned. TMYK

EvolvedTurtle,

Idk but it is kind of cute

Venat0r, (edited ) to memes in Where is spork?

🤣 Dumbass rich people using a spoon to drink soda ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ🥄🥃

jaybone,

Straws are for poors.

GraniteM,

Honestly, I picked up a few of those on a lark, and they’re great to have in the drawer. Anytime I’m trying reach down and get just a little bit out of a deep and mostly empty jar of salsa, honey, or whatever, that soda spoon is the perfect thing. Never used 'em to eat an ice cream float, but lovely for other purposes.

MrFunnyMoustache,

I do the same… I have a few of these and had no idea they were called “soda spoon”. I called them “long spoon” because I didn’t know the name.

This is also the perfect thing for these bottles of sauce that are too deep for a regular tea spoon, and the mouth of the bottle is too narrow for a table spoon, this works really well.

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in Just 1 more year for me
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive imo

jballs,
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That’s what makes adulting so hard!! It wouldn’t be bad if it was a day or two every once in a while. But it’s every day!

LaunchesKayaks,
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I didn’t realize growing up was so overrated when I was a kid.

SirSmokeAlot,

No one does unfortunatly.

fidodo, to memes in One 520 week abortion please

I hate neighborhoods that are purely grids, they’re boring and have no personality.

TwinTusks,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

ouch, I love grid

MurphysPaw,

Ouch that hurt

DestroyerOfWorlds, to memes in Let do this

and fat people shouldn’t be allowed to drive faster than they can run.

CaptainBlagbird,
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Why though, you want a legal excuse for staying in your garage all day?

Riven,
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Lul gottem.

FlyingSquid, to memes in We did it?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Now you kids know what it was like when 9/11 was in every history textbook by 2002.

CaptnNMorgan,

It was always in our history books but we never talked about it

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Did you know it changed everything? Because that’s what we were told regularly until about 2010 or so when pretty much everyone had stopped buying it.

CaptnNMorgan,

That’s more media than school. But my understanding of it is that it kind of did. Mostly for people who frequent airports and Muslims than anyone else though

WeirdGoesPro,
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Except it sort of did though. Life was pretty different in the 90’s compared to the mid 2000’s.

FlyingSquid,
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Life was pretty different in the 2000s than it is today. That’s just called time.

DashboTreeFrog,

It also kind of kicked off the war on terror, and we know that had all kinds of ripple effects for the world at large

indepndnt,

It didn’t change everything, but it did change some things. We still take our shoes off to get through airport security, for example.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not exactly a huge societal change.

noevidenz,

Airport security is by far the most identifiable change for me personally. We never used to take shoes or belts off at airport security, we never walked through backscatter x-ray machines, we could carry liquids onto the plane and you could see your family or friends off at the departure gate even if you didn’t have a boarding pass.

AllOutOfBubbleGum,

Guessing you mean in your post-2001 books, but this comment has me imagining a Black Mirror style thing where there’s this future prediction in everyone’s school books that all the teachers refuse to talk about.

CaptnNMorgan,

😂 yeah my bad, I was in kindergarten when it happened. That would be amazing though

paddirn, to memes in Just 1 more year for me

I never meant to make it past 29, what the hell am I still doing here?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Just like op said “Just one more year”

jballs,
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Every day it becomes more clear to me that humans evolved to survive to an age where we can have kids, raise them past infancy, and that’s it. Any time you get after that is basically a crime against nature.

Empricorn, to memes in Motivation that all need

But… it does rhyme.

borf,

RhyMw and sigN are half rhymes

betterdeadthanreddit,

Symptom and symbol are half non-rhymes.

TheJims, to memes in We did it?

Are they going to leave out the part where the president called it a hoax while simultaneously spitballing ideas about UV light, bleach and horse dewormer cures all while thousands of Americans were dying every day. Or the part where he emptied the treasury with zero oversight?

w2tpmf,

It’s World History not American History. Different subjects.

cultsuperstar, to memes in We did it?

How long until Republicans get that book banned for spreading false information? Lol

objectionist,
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gonna be generous and say give it about halfway through 2024

TheJims,

Those who control the present controls the past

crystalmerchant, to memes in We did it?

What “was” covid

Darken,
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That was 5y ago

Kids born that day are now approximately 41yo let that sink in

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