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quams69, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

dullbananas,
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Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears

helpImTrappedOnline,

If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.

*[citation needed]

FlyingSquid, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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theangryseal,

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

FlyingSquid,
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Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

I’m bad at this. :(

robocall, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

caseyweederman,

Upper F

Ookami38,

At least same tier as regular water. Possibly a higher tier. Shits like crack.

HikingVet, to lemmyshitpost in Someone help me to understand this chart

Honestly, I’ve had the light green after taking a vitamin supplement that I did not need. You can get red by drinking a lot of beet juice (the juice in the jar of sliced beets), but if you haven’t done that red is very bad.

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Beets turn my poop green

thanks_shakey_snake,

Just eating beets for me. Always scares the hell out of me for a second the next day when I forget that I had them in something.

BakerBagel,
HikingVet,

That’s the lowest amount that I have heard of for the effect.

superduperenigma,

You can get bright orange pee after taking certain UTI medication, too

OtisRamflow,

Urogesic blue, same kind of thing, but it turns blue.

flicker,

My old vitamin gave me neon orange pee first thing in the morning. Like, iodine color.

I take something else now and it does not do that anymore.

ininewcrow, to memes in Sometime relatable
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This is a character inside everyone and it’s like a level boss … the more years pass, the bigger the pain level boss … you can easily beat the early bosses but eventually they get harder and harder to fight until eventually the pain boss kills you.

flicker,

Is this a thing even for people who get regular exercise?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes, everybody grows old.

ininewcrow,
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I’m almost 50 and even with regular exercise … things are still not easy. You have to maintain a certain level of activity and if you just get off one or two days, it will take you a week to jump back to the same level again. A year ago, I got excited and went running around with my little nieces and nephews for a game of lazer tag. I did shuttle running without thinking for about an hour. I thought I did great, everyone thought I was in great shape and an athlete … I felt like I was 18 again. I couldn’t move out of bed the next morning and my muscles cramped up for two or three days after … it took me a couple of weeks to get back to normal. Enjoy what you have … the end, beginning of the end or the ending is closer than you think.

pearsaltchocolatebar, to memes in Sometime relatable

It’s probably related to doing literally nothing.

9point6,

Well now I feel personally attacked

shalafi,

And or being overweight. Took me awhile to figure out why people started talking about pains starting in their 30s.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Yup, I’ve started working out specifically so getting older sucks less.

ReluctantMuskrat,

It’s truer than most realize.

Decided to start lifting at age 47 because I was depressed with work, expecting to be laid off, and needed something positive in my life. A few months in I realize my back no longer hurts while sleeping. I’m not waking up in the morning aching. Here I thought I was hurting just because I was getting old when the reality was I was hurting because I was weak. I was dealing with back pain for several years unnecessarily.

I can do nothing and suffer, or I can suffer a little under the bar and feel great. Either way I suffer but the latter suffering is so much better.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I’m convinced that a rather large portion of lower back pain is from atrophied hamstrings.

kamenlady,
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Same with me. It was the realization how shitty it would be getting old the way i was living. It’s working out so far, me and the getting older part.

What still sucks when reaching a certain age, is how fast muscles just vanish, after a few days without working out. Like, if you get sick, you can’t workout and after a week in bed, you’ll probably still be weak from being sick and working out is a tee bit harder to get going again.

Getting really old, brings more time being sick and i wonder, when the final workout timeout doesn’t let you exercise anymore and that’s it.

deegeese, to lemmyshitpost in Someone help me to understand this chart

Magenta means you’ve been eating beets.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Bees!?

deegeese,

No, bees are yellow.

Blackmist, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is a C

ICE FUCKING COLD water is S+++.

manefraim,
PP_BOY_, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that

tubaruco,

i have never heard of RC cola

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine if Pepsi was still good

tubaruco,

i only drink pepsi when its available and when theres nothing else, so i wouldnt know

(by available i mean someone already bought it and is giving some to me)

pewpew, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Fizzy water: G

spicytuna62,
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Still tap water is better than sparkling water, and I will die on this hill.

accideath,

I‘d argue on that but only because the quality of tap water can vary so immensely… Almost nothing beats good tap water but I’ve had tap water that was so godawful I’d rather drink almost anything else if there’s no way to filter it

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll give you that caveat. My brother lives in the rural town where we grew up in the butthole of Oklahoma, and his water is so hard that they justified spending thousands of dollars on a whole home water softening system. My in laws pump their own water and it’s foul. I think they need to be filtering it. I think there’s something in their groundwater.

As for the water in the urban and suburban parts of Oklahoma City, it’s pretty hard to find truly bad tap water.

accideath,

I’m from Germany and I know no one that pumps their own water so I never had to deal with outright rancid water but the water at my mum‘s place is hard enough you can hold it without glass (slight exaggeration). They don’t have a home softening system but just a small filter can…

If I’m really thirsty I manage to drink maybe one and a half glasses before the taste hits…

Kanda, to comicstrips in "Purpose" by PoorlyDrawnLines

Oh no, it’s Chess!

GoodEye8,

No, it’s Magic the Gathering. Chess is a pretty cheap hobby.

Kanda, (edited )

Yeah mtg really burns your walletif you’re trying to keep up with any sort of competitive scene. But you’d be surprised how much money Chess-obsessed people can spend

Lamorn, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Sap from plants! Filtered water with natural nutrients. Still water, but with essential nutrients - brought to you by MFN!

interolivary, (edited )
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Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Yprum, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Whiskey tho

StalinIsMaiWaifu,
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It’s a type of water so it’s S tier

Mr_Blott,

Châteauneuf du Pape tho

ZeroTemp,

Nectar of the God’s

Mr_Blott,

Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!

Jilanico, to lemmyshitpost in Someone help me to understand this chart
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

If the toilet water is blue, you can make many a hue.

0ops,

Dude you’re a poet and you didn’t even realize it

Jilanico, (edited )
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

'Tis true, 'tis true,

I’ll write a poem for you.

I wrote one on pee, now I’ll write one on p-

No.

DiscordMod1999, to memes in Sometime relatable

That image is racist

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

How? Unless you are joking.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Y?

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