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Venat0r, (edited ) to memes in Where is spork?

🤣 Dumbass rich people using a spoon to drink soda ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ🥄🥃

jaybone,

Straws are for poors.

GraniteM,

Honestly, I picked up a few of those on a lark, and they’re great to have in the drawer. Anytime I’m trying reach down and get just a little bit out of a deep and mostly empty jar of salsa, honey, or whatever, that soda spoon is the perfect thing. Never used 'em to eat an ice cream float, but lovely for other purposes.

MrFunnyMoustache,

I do the same… I have a few of these and had no idea they were called “soda spoon”. I called them “long spoon” because I didn’t know the name.

This is also the perfect thing for these bottles of sauce that are too deep for a regular tea spoon, and the mouth of the bottle is too narrow for a table spoon, this works really well.

the_of_and_a_to, to memes in Where is spork?

You could use the sugar spoon for most of these

saltesc, to memes in Where is spork?

I just know them as little spoon, spoon spoon, round spoon.

There’s also the random big spoon I use for the dog’s food that just appeared many years ago. And wooden spoon which makes me feel like chef when using stir through pasta sauce from the jar.

bjoern_tantau, to memes in Not Me
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Maultasche,
KreekyBonez,

klaus!

MeDuViNoX, to memes in Where is spork?
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Where is sharpened edge knifoon?

rockerface, to memes in We did it?

The past tense in the book is concerning

Bondrewd, (edited )

Every pandemic that ended up as a seasonal disease is still active.

You can try denying they ended in this way, but you will end up with an unusable language because most things are technically not over as they had a continuation in some form.

Almost every sickness you get infected with had its hayday of mass genocide. It will die down and then occasionally reoccur.

Dont worry about it, they are mutating heck of a lot. 2020 pandemic is a lot different than the current situation is with the completely different strains we now have.

EldritchFeminity,

The current strains of COVID are more infectious and more dangerous than the 2019 strain was. Up until the end of 2023, the only reason we didn’t hear about it was because the vaccines were effective against them (and the corporations want to pretend that it’s been over for several years now). The latest strain is resistant to vaccinations from before the end of September, and the US just saw the second biggest spike in COVID cases since 2019, with an estimated peak at 2 million daily new infections on the 11th.

Just because big businesses say that the pandemic is over so everybody goes back to work and buying stuff doesn’t mean that the pandemic ended. There are plenty of immune compromised people who never left quarantine because they can’t with COVID still around. The rest of society simply decided that their deaths were less important than going back to drinking in crowded bars.

Earthwormjim91,

I mean, the pandemic has been over for over a year.

Covid is just endemic now like the flu. It’s seasonal and is never going to go away.

firkin_slang_whanger, to memes in We did it?

Does it mention how badly trump fucked us with his COVID response?

RightHandOfIkaros,

I’ll be honest, even without Trump most Americans proved they were too stupid or stubborn to follow instructions, so he didn’t really need to do anything to slap the whole US with more infections.

jaschen,

I’m sure Trump didn’t help much with his stupidity.

normanwall, (edited )

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  • jballs,
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    The problem is Trump is both the cause and the symptom of a very broken Republican party. He definitely brings out the worst in his supporters, but they also bring out the worst in him. You saw when he tried to encourage vaccines and his supporters turned on him instantly, so he had to quickly back track.

    I think, like you said, the only way he can attempt to steer the MAGA-ship at this point is to offer solutions that blatantly look like he’s doing it to own the libs. He can’t say “get the vaccine because it’ll prevent you from dying.” He’d have to say, “Biden is trying to take away the beautiful vaccine I created. He wants to give it to illegal immigrants instead of hard working people like you! The deep state is trying to trick you to believe that the vaccine is poison so they can give it to their pedophile leaders so they can be safe, while you good, Christian patriots are dying.”

    Even then, I doubt it would work.

    Ultraviolet,

    Unfortunately his strategy was much more cartoonishly evil. By making it so taking the pandemic seriously was a partisan issue, he could make it so people voting in person were disproportionately likely to be his base. Then set up some regulations to prevent states from counting mail in votes until in person voting is done to manufacture a narrative that they’re less legitimate and try to stop the count.

    Doods, to memes in Just 1 more year for me

    Being an adult has nothing to do with age, I saw 30 year-old children and 13 year-old men.

    VicentAdultman,

    Just go to poor families and you will see how early children develop into adults. You need to take care of your brother, or work, or both. Money makes a huge difference.*Not only that, but it is a major factor.

    irmoz,

    Said the groomer

    histic,

    bruh

    irmoz,

    Yes, brother?

    SpaceNoodle, to memes in Where is spork?

    No grapefruit spoon?

    JadenSmith, to memes in Where is spork?

    This is why I use a fork with soup.

    It may not be practical, but fuck the system and all that I suppose.

    MeDuViNoX,
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Get the chunks out with the fork and then drink it from the bowl.

    JadenSmith,

    That’s exactly what I do!! Honestly creepy how you know this. I’m going to close my curtains…

    ElBarto, to memes in Not Me
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    And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

    DavidGarcia, to memes in We did it?

    what is a glow ball panned emic? never herd of that

    CultHero,

    It’s how I lost a dear disabled friend who was a father of 4.

    VonCesaw, to memes in Where is spork?

    The spoon type matters, mostly due to size/shape/metal composition Tea and coffee spoons are a thing because they’re made smaller to match the requisite cups, soup spoons have a deeper curve to hold more soup, serving and salad spoons are larger so they can be used to serve If you don’t care about the difference though, they’re virtually all the same

    jol, to memes in We did it?

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  • Overspark,

    I’ve had it for a couple of months now. Sure, it sucks, and I can’t work currently, but I’d much rather have this than die though. This will pass (almost everyone gets better in a couple of years max), death is rather final. Also, don’t kid yourself about the people that had COVID but don’t experience long covid. Many of them have permanent changes to their body too, they just don’t know it.

    Serinus,

    My hypothesis is that when Covid started, the experts weren’t really sure of the long term effects, and they were preparing for the worst.

    It’s bad enough as it is that I’m happy to wear a mask when appropriate.

    EldritchFeminity,

    More like as more people got sick, the worse side effects they found. At first, they didn’t think there were any real long-term side effects. Then people started having the heart and lung issues, brain fog, hell, they even found permanent COVID damage in guys’ testicles, causing infertility.

    Even now, we don’t know the effects it’ll have had when we look back 10 years after the fact and make the connections between increases in conditions and COVID.

    ArmoredThirteen,

    I’ve had minor asthma my entire life, but didn’t used to really get asthma attacks. After getting COVID though I get them no problem. That was almost two years ago I was sick less than a week. Jogging, biking, sex, playing tag with the cats, need to grab my inhaler now.

    shiroininja,

    I was 34 when I first got it March 2020. I have no other health issues. I am not overweight. Covid fucked me up. My lungs were messed up for six months. I had long Covid for a year. My lungs are still not the same. I couldn’t smoke weed again if I wanted to (I was not a smoker at the time, but I did when I was younger). Then I got it two more times before vaccines were widely available. I’m a shell of the energy I had before, and I really feel like it did something to my brain

    Slovene,

    My great-grandma survived the Spanish flu as a teenager. But the high fever during the illness fucked her up so bad, she died of heart failure in her forties.

    curiousPJ, to memes in Where is spork?

    Soda spoon eh? Always thought that was the tea spoon.

    So what about the table spoon?

    JackFrostNCola,

    We use those ‘soda spoons’ as teaspoons in our house, it does the same job but has the extra utility of stirring a giant cup of milo/coffee/whatever, mixing dressings/sauces/marinades, or stirring cocktails.

    VonCesaw,

    Soda spoon is kinda like the spoons they serve in milkshakes/blizzards, Mickey D’s still use em

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