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phoneymouse, to memes in Where is spork?

Some things just aren’t worth over complicating

robocall, to memes in Where is spork?
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

How does a salad spoon work? Is it for potato salad?

VonCesaw,

They’re fairly large and they serve regular salad, they’re made to not crush delicate parts such as cherry tomatoes or delicate lettuce

Vinny_93, to memes in We did it?

They say history is written by the victors. I wonder who wrote this.

Inb4 ‘Probably Victor’

gerryflap,
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

Didn’t know a virus could write

Neon,

idk, according to Plague Inc. rules it lost

Perfide,

There are still thousands of infections daily(~35,000 in the first week of 2024), and thousands of deaths weekly. Unless Plague Inc. rules have changed, Covid hasn’t lost yet.

empireOfLove2, (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Author: Victor V. Victor

Emerald,

Who will win?

XTL,

A survivor.

pewpew, to lemmyshitpost in Better than you
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

Impossible

ininewcrow, to memes in Where is spork?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Aww … come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon

assassinatedbyCIA,

The soul spoon

pewpew, to memes in We did it?
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

I’d say to my kids: “I was there when it was written”

CptEnder,

“It’s true, all of it”

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“Even the shitposts?”

Especially the shitposts!”

PlainSimpleGarak,

My man.

zeppo, to memes in Where is spork?
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Soup spoon is the best.

RQG, to memes in We did it?
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Another one for my once in a lifetime crisis collection.

Aielman15,
@Aielman15@lemmy.world avatar

Why only once? The best things always have a sequel.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Then people born after 70s must be in a cinematic universe

meyotch,

Born in ‘71. Would really like a chance to catch my breath, but stuff won’t stop happening

hydrospanner,

Would really like a chance to catch my breath,

That’d be the covid…

Klear,

I warned you about stuff bro!!! I told you dog!

Serinus,

I hear they’re going to get a lot more frequent. I expect two Katrina-like events in the next ten years in Florida.

Maybe the tenth will be free.

Rosco, to memes in Where is spork?

I don’t know what’s weirder between soda spoon and salad spoons.

son_named_bort, to memes in Desperate to afford food

I like money, that’s the answer.

lugal, to memes in Desperate to afford food

I once had 2 interviews for jobs with different skill sets and the same HR person was there. It felt weird to be passionate about both

marcos,

I’m passionate about quite a lot of things.

A day job isn’t one of those, but it’s not a single-use line.

BoxerDevil, to memes in Motivation that all need

Starts walking. I’ll call that bluff

SkyNTP, (edited ) to memes in Desperate to afford food

The “here” part of the question changes the entire meaning of the question, rendering the stated answer completely off topic (cause, you know, “here” is not the only place you can earn money for food).

Sabre363,

In this hypothetical situation, it is where we are requesting an adequate sum of the monies to pay for the required sustenance. Any place may do, but this is the place the responded for an interview. And if my experience is anything to go by, then this is the only place to respond out of hundreds of applications.

Fixbeat,

Since you don’t know what it’s like to work there, it’s a dumb question. The only thing you can really comment on is the business side of things. They either do cool stuff or they don’t. If they don’t you have to lie and say how stoked you are to make their boring products.

yogthos, (edited )
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Companies compete with one another, and that means the conditions of employment tend to be comparable from one employer to another. What the employees get is largely superficial choice, similar to how you get 50 brands of chips that are all basically the same. That’s capitalist relations in a nutshell.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Yes, let’s “acdurrally” a meme.

Empricorn, to memes in Motivation that all need

But… it does rhyme.

borf,

RhyMw and sigN are half rhymes

betterdeadthanreddit,

Symptom and symbol are half non-rhymes.

bradinutah, to memes in Desperate to afford food

Having a place to live is a plus too.

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