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some_guy, to memes in Got Promotion

My father was very high-achieving in business, so when he gave me the following piece of advice, it was truly unexpected. He told me, “if you can get away with only putting in maybe 85% and still get things done, maybe only give 85%.”

I expected some holier than thou “you must give it your all,” but he taught me to coast when I can do so and still meet expectations.

ohlaph,

I have found the same to be great for work life balance!

KpntAutismus, to lemmyshitpost in You stay. I go. No following.

my cat’s scared to go outside ever since he got lost in the staircase once… way to go buddy.

Tja,

Lucky you!

originalucifer, to lemmyshitpost in You stay. I go. No following.
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

dudes got appropriate armor for holding a cat.

Usernamealreadyinuse,

It is a damn shame this style fell out of fashion!

Sabre363,

Blame the Babylonians

TseseJuer,

that’s a big ass cat, it’s actually a lion

superbirra, to memes in Got Promotion

shrinkflation! :P

jjlinux, to piracy in Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?

Wao, most insightful post in a long time. Love it.

NounsAndWords, to comicstrips in "Forest God" by Sarah Andersen

Immortality makes it even more important to take skin care seriously.

FlashMobOfOne, to memes in Got Promotion
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

I’m lucky to have had a great job going on seven years, but the decade prior to that I was in an awful place, but this meme speaks to me because I did just that. I had a boss who didn’t want to lose me, so he got my interview for an internal move (that would have been a promotion) pulled.

That’s a pretty monumentally shitty thing to do, so after that, I did the absolute bare minimum. It was a lot of fun when I put in my two weeks.

jigsaw250,

The gall of some managers. They’re going to lose that person anyway - might as well be on good terms where the potential of working together in the future is still a possibility.

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

It was one of the few times I’ve nearly lost it in the office. And the manager who did it was shit at his job, hence why he had to go to such measures to keep people around.

beebarfbadger, to piracy in Feeling the lack of moderation now Reddit?

“Yeah, well, but having no mods is actually great, we don’t even need no mods and these grapes are too sour anyway.” - not an alt account of spez at all

lemmyseizethemeans, to memes in Who betrayed him for 21.6 pieces of silver?

FREE MISTER MCAWESOME

sleen, to lemmyshitpost in Me opening up to people

Can I can, can can.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

DO THE CAN CAN CAN!
DO THE CAN CAN CAN!

flamingo_pinyata, to memes in Who betrayed him for 21.6 pieces of silver?

Jesus also spent some time in jail.

If you use 72% of a cross is it still a crucifiction? That’s like both arms and one foot nailed.

lugal,

Early depictions show a T-shaped cross so arguably, Jesus himself was only 72% crucified

prettybunnys,

The “top” part of the cross is kinda unnecessary unless you crucify upside down…. FWIW

flamingo_pinyata,

<sad St. Peter noises>

AngryCommieKender,

They did that to some of the apostles, IIRC

prettybunnys, (edited )

Crucifixion was done in a multitude of ways, at the end of the day they didn’t care how you died and it was often changed to prolong the suffering if they wanted to.

Upside down, sideways, face first, face up, if the suffocation version didn’t get you exposure would.

It was designed to punish you for the rest of your life, so to speak.

Roderik, to memes in Got Promotion
@Roderik@lemmy.world avatar

Matter of fact, when you do get a raise you need to ask yourself if it’s truly a raise. Inflation decreases the purchasing power of your salary, so if you get a raise you might be getting what was your initial salary.

Honytawk,

In Belgium we have mandatory wage increases to combat inflation.

Companies aren’t allowed to call them raises because that isn’t what they are.

Last year after Covid, we had an increase of 11-12%. Which was very nice.

volvoxvsmarla,

Honestly this should be the norm everywhere.

Anticorp,

Why not just freeze prices then? I guess because you still have to purchase goods from abroad that wouldn’t freeze prices? Inflation sucks and I hate it.

Liz,

I hate inflation too, but I understand why it’s necessary. Imagine if rich people had an even easier time hoarding their wealth.

Although now that think of it, maybe at this point we really don’t need to create positive feedback loops for economic growth anymore.

ITypeWithMyDick,

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

EddieTee77,

Holy shit are you my boss because that exact conversation happened to me last year!

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh shit, I didn’t know you were on my last performance review call.

InputZero,

Just remember that I stuck my neck out for you. We’ve got a lot work coming in and I’ll need you to pick up some of the slack. Who knows, maybe this time next year you could be a team leader and switch over to salary. It opens a lot of opportunities.

eezeebee, to memes in Got Promotion
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

And even while working less, you are still working more than said boss

The_Eminent_Bon, to lemmyshitpost in Purrfect conversation

What they conserving

kittenzrulz123,

A little bit of silliness :3

sag,

My bad

The_Eminent_Bon,

Just because yer bad guy doesn’t mean yer a bad guy

pineapplelover, to memes in aboutme.pdf

I send them a README.md

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