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standard_error, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

Implying I set an alarm. Implying every moment awake isn’t pain. Get on my level of existential misery and dread

/S I’m actually in a pretty good place mentally.

Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

Rare W

devfuuu,

That’s what we all say to ourselves.

Holzkohlen,

I’m actually in a pretty good place mentally.

I too try to gaslight myself into thinking I am fine.

Classy,

Nice to see one stranger on the internet that doesn’t appear to be in an unending state of torture.

SpaceNoodle, to memes in How dareeeeeee you

What sound does a repeated silent “e” make?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a longer silence. How dare

You.

TheYear2525,

The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

spudwart, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
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less than a minute? No.

Between 10 to 30 minutes before. Yes.

Valmond,

Wait until you wake up before the alarm, but it’s actually 20-30 minutes after.

eldain,

If you consider the human brain works in 90 min chunks for most things including sleeping, that is completely within spec. For another chunk of sleep, you need to go to bed 60-80 min earlier.

Vampiric_Luma, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

I get hyped when this happens.

My body has mastered time. I am above these mortal tools.

But if it plays before I can turn it off it scares me :(

Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

Meeeee, specially since my alarm puts my spotify Playlist so it’s takes another step from my list of things to in the morning :3

Misconduct,

It’s like a jack in the box effect because you know it’s coming but your soul still leaves your body when it goes off lol

uphillbothways, to memes in March again tomorrow 🥵
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Had me checking the date all scared. Not cool.

Gormadt, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
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It hurt so much 😭

Imgonnatrythis, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

You know it did. Don’t be a jerk about it.

Aermis, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

Yeah but it didn’t the rest of the day because being rested and not being woken up from an alarm is better than the alternative. 1 minute before is perfect. It’s the 30 minutes that kills me

ebenixo, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me

just wait until instead of the day it’s your life, and instead of apps all your friends and family are dead

Uncle_Bagel,

Ok grandma, I’ll come visit you in the home again on Christmas

ebenixo,

APPPS

MargotRobbie, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

I’ve never oiled my pasta water before. It’s really simple: use the minumum amount of water to fully boil the pasta, salt the water, wait until the water comes to a full boil, then put the pasta in, regular spaghetti takes about 6-7 minutes to become al dente.

Oil the pasta after you strain it is the way you prevent it from sticking together.

geoma,

If you use the minimum and precise amount of water, water will be completely evaporated when pasta is done, so you won’t have to strain. I don’t know why, but this makes pasta so much tasteful.

shift_four,

It’s saltier because all the salt you added is now on the pasta instead of a bunch starting in the water and going down the drain when you strain it

geoma,

Yeah but also has like another taste (I don’t salt much)… Maybe starch or something?

HooPhuckenKarez, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

I did this today. Beats the shit out 2.5 hours before it goes off, and nicer than hitting snooze every 5 minutes for half an hour.

Bene7rddso,

2.5 hours before is fine, I’ll just go back to sleep. Half an hour tho…

TheLoneMinon,

I love 2.5 hours before it goes off. I tend to wake up dead to the world be it 5:30am or 7am. At least at 5:30 I can indulge my want to go back to sleep…

AceFuzzLord, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

I swear, it doesn’t matter what I try, pasta always sucks. Doesn’t matter if I constantly stir, add oil, anything. It always sticks.

Manifish_Destiny,

Your pasta water should be salty as ocean water. It’ll help.

Hadriscus,

It won’t stick if you pour some olive oil after filtering it. Two liters should do

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
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I’m

jabathekek, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
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“Finally, I can comfortably fit into this box that will enable me to increase my chances of profit.”

Squirrel, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me
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Y’all don’t know/remember the struggle. My “apps” used to be 2 or 3 forums – and not particularly active forums, at that – that I would check repeatedly, all day long, during downtime at work. Posts and comments were rare.

I do not miss those days.

RaoulDook,

I don’t even understand why people want to look at phone apps all day. I hate browsing the Internet on a phone screen usually, it’s so inferior to having a monitor, mouse, and keyboard.

I mean if you’re at work or whatever and you’re bored, I can see wasting time on phone apps, but any other time I don’t. But of course if you don’t have a computer you can’t just use the computer you don’t have.

BlackPenguins,

It’s much easier to use touch than a mouse? Swipe keyboard are almost faster. And apps are just a more minimalist version of a desktop site. All the content, none of the clutter. I despised Reddit on my laptop.

RaoulDook, (edited )

Absolutely not. Mouse and keyboard are FAR faster than anything you can do on a touch screen.

I’ll take you on in a typing contest if you disagree. I can type about 90 WPM on keyboard.

EDIT: I overestimated my typing speed. 64 WPM on my first and only try on typingtest dot com -

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/be05d2be-8d9f-4d81-b086-e1062fd1d3cf.png

BlackPenguins,

Um, ok calm down. I was only making a theory.

danque,
@danque@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes the ‘hi guys I have a problem with this program and it’s doing this any solutions?’ And then you would have a reply maybe in a week or with bad luck a month. I’d usually just go to a IRC chatroom and ask it there.

Double_A,
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so you would have 1 weird guy reply after a few hours while 10000 other people just watched…

danque,
@danque@lemmy.world avatar

Usually also in the trend of ‘i have this too, how to fix it?’

InputZero,

Even worse when you see every post incremented by one or more. Either a racist troll had stumbled their way in or an ad-bot was spam posting. Either way, took a few days for the mods to get around to cleaning it up. Passwords for every board was the only way to slow it down. They were not the good old days.

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