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fastandcurious, to memes in IKEA has all your holiday needs met

Someone pls explain me what the fuck is wrong with this picture, i feel like my eyes are glitching

Karlos_Cantana,
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I slipped something in your drink. Don't fight it. Just ride the wave.

sirico, to memes in IKEA has all your holiday needs met
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Ffs it’s missing a dimension

MaxHardwood,

They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

CPMSP, to memes in IKEA has all your holiday needs met

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

synapse1278, to memes in IKEA has all your holiday needs met
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When I opened the package, I was sure I was missing one of the chair’s leg. I went back to the shop and they told me everything is there. So, back home I started to assemble it, now I am finished and I am left with an extra chair leg. What do I do ?

name_NULL111653,

Use double-screw c to secure it to point (a, b, c, x) in the tesseract assembly. DO NOT sit in it without the (4,5)th leg, it’s necessary for dimensional stability.

Raisin8659, to memes in IKEA has all your holiday needs met
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This seems like the opening of another horror movie…

hamburglar26,
@hamburglar26@wilbo.tech avatar

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

NaibofTabr, (edited )

Furniture from SCP-3008

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

Karlos_Cantana,
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

devfuuu,

Cube.

moistclump, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

at present time

Heh.

Crul, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

See artist’s community: !exocomics

edgemaster72, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA
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Insufficiently defined moral parameters today, Laser Tommy Gun tomorrow

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Squirrel, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA
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I thought I was looking at Domo-kun Santa at first.

seaQueue, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

They hired chatgpt to drive the santabot

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

So that’s how he does it all in 1 night!

Santa bot swarm confirmed.

SantaClaus,

You can’t expect me not to hop on the AI train, my child.

ultra,

Santa!

JoShmoe, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

I was expecting a connectivity issue. Error: Server timed out.

lugal, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

Let’s see if you were nice. No sufficient data available. Guess you always deactivate cookies. Too bad. No cookies, no presents

Rentlar, (edited ) to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

Mr Santa checks if you are

naughty || nice

to see if you are eligible for a present.

Ho ho ho. Everyone is eligible for a present.

ultra, (edited )

What if you’re neutral?

Rentlar,

Mr Santa crashes…

HappyFrog,

Won’t that always come out as true?

Rentlar,

That’s correct, hence everyone is eligible.

activ8r,

No no no. You’re checking two booleans there. People who are naughty, nice, or both get a present. People who are neither naughty or nice get nothing.

hakunawazo,

((nice)? ‘present’ : ‘coal’);

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Ash silently weeps.

Wilzax,

But what if naughty = !nice

FreshLight, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

AT PRESENT TIME

Heh

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