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TheImpressiveX, to comicstrips in My Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)
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Eh, I prefer LibreOffice myself.

droning_in_my_ears, to comicstrips in Meet Tom the Dancing Bug's newest character: Mickey Mouse!

Happy public domain day

stoy, to memes in Great job

You are looking for the community called “TheRightCantMeme”

sbv, to memes in Crackhead advent calendar

one amazon please

Veedem, to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
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By annual ridership, the New York City Subway is the busiest rapid transit system in both the Western Hemisphere and the Western world, as well as the eleventh-busiest rapid transit rail system in the world.[18] The subway carried 1,793,073,000 riders in 2022.[6]: 2 [note 5] On October 29, 2015, more than 6.2 million people rode the subway system, establishing the highest single-day ridership since ridership was regularly monitored in 1985.[20]

The system is also one of the world’s longest. Overall, the system contains 248 miles (399 km) of routes,[10] translating into 665 miles (1,070 km) of revenue track[10] and a total of 850 miles (1,370 km) including non-revenue trackage.[11] Of the system’s 28 routes or “services” (which usually share track or “lines” with other services), 25 pass through Manhattan, the exceptions being the G train, the Franklin Avenue Shuttle, and the Rockaway Park Shuttle.

The NYC system was built a century ago and operates at an astonishing level considering its for one city and is so relatively inexpensive.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Subway#:~:t….

Enk1,

And this appears to be a shot of a closed station that appears to be lit by flashlight - my guess is someone urbexing an abandoned station. There are quite a few stations in NYC that have been closed in the past century and aren’t well maintained. Some are still passed by active trains even though there’s no longer a stop there.

whaleross, to comicstrips in My Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)
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Flexible workspaces where nobody has a fixed desk gets reinvented every five-ten years by some manager coaches that charges way too much for lectures and yet there has been exactly zero employees that want to start their every single regular day in the office looking for a vacant anonymous desk a good distance from the microwave, with a working chair and nobody annoying next to them.

Anticorp,

Plus you’re stuck using your stupid laptop keyboard unless you want to lug a keyboard and mouse around. It’s really sucky for people who have carpal tunnel and need special mice and keyboards.

gentooer,

At my job every desk has a docking station with 1 or 2 monitors, a keyboard and a mouse. I actually quite like it. We’ve also got a “quiet office” to get work done and a “loud office” to take calls and stuff. I feel it’s a good solution for companies our size (30-ish people that work from home half of the time).

Anticorp,

Are they mechanical keyboards, with recessed key wells, and ergonomic mice? If not, it still sucks for people with RSI.

Alcatorda,

If you have rsi, please read this: medium.com/…/the-power-of-psychology-my-chronic-p… It may help you. It’s my story of how I got rid of my rsi and it’s worked for people I know as well.

Kichae, (edited )

These days, they’re selling software solutions, not just lectures. Now they get to charge a subscription fee on top of everything else!

I work 2000km away from the office. I’ve been there once. When I walked up to the front door for the first time, after 3 years of working there, I was greeted to a locked door and a sign reminding me to “check in on Envoy”. Apparently, they wanted me to reserve my desk a day in advance, online.

No one had ever bothered to show me what that was, or how to do that, because I, uh, work 2000km away from the office. And I wouldn’t have known which desk was next to the microwave because I, uh, work 2000km away from the office.

Kiwi_Girl,
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Can I ask what your position entailed, such that you could work remotely for 3 years?

jivandabeast,

Can confirm my job at a massive firm is like this, I do lug a keeb and mouse in when i go. But, I pretty much never go in because fuck that and the commute

FaceDeer, to comicstrips in My Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle)
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Fortunately you can drive off a cubical Dracula with three words: "work from home."

bionicjoey,

The power of Teams compels you!

TubeTalkerX,

You can’t beat a 30 second commute!

Delphia,

Look at Mr fancy here leaving his mattress on the floor before work.

kogasa,
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Sure I can, work in an apartment building and live on the top floor so your office is only 9.8m/s^(2) away. 12 seconds to freefall and 18 seconds at terminal velocity means you can live on the 400th floor and still beat 30 seconds.

Rai,

Rolling onto my office chair from bed in my pyjamas, suddenly AT WORK WORKING (still three minutes late because fuck it)

Philharmonic3, to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

Of all things America sucks at, the NYC subway is not the thing to attack. Fuck cars

ieightpi,

Agreed. We are lucky to have that. Also I’m pretty sure that the photos were chosen to show off the worse of the US subway system in NYC. I remember riding it once and thought it was pretty clean.

I guarantee that someone could do the same for the other subway systems if they should choose too.

thecrotch,

I remember riding it once and thought it was pretty clean.

The smell takes some getting used to but that’s kind of Manhattan in general

ieightpi,

It was winter when I visited. That probably helped

cyclohexane,

The issue isn’t the presence of a subway system, but rather the need for more funding, care and attention.

distantsounds, to comicstrips in Cats living together
lugal, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

Let’s see if you were nice. No sufficient data available. Guess you always deactivate cookies. Too bad. No cookies, no presents

XEAL, to comicstrips in Phone no work

They said the same about clocks/watches, but I’ve seen the time a couple of times already in a dream. Yeah, NOT the real time, but a realistic one.

NounsAndWords,

The trick is to look away and look back and see if the time changed.

AFKBRBChocolate,

My thought has always been that it’s not that things like that can’t work in dreams, but dreams are mostly symbolic and you’re more likely to dream about using a phone or something if you have an issue with what it symbolizes. For instance, I personally often dream about trying to call or text my wife, but either the phone doesn’t work, I can’t see the screen, she can’t hear me, or something like that. My guess is that the dream is about my frustration when I can’t communicate well with my wife.

I’ve also had dreams where I was stuck or trapped in something and couldn’t get my phone to work, couldn’t make my voice work to yell, or anything like that, and I figure that it’s because I have real issues asking anyone else for help.

Shieldtoad,

Around 3 years ago I dreamed I overslept and woke up at 6:31. I have to leave home around 6:10 to be on time for work.

That morning I woke up on time, but when I got in my car its clock showed it was 6:31. I didn’t understand how it could be that late and checked the time on my phone. Turned out the car was showing the wrong time, which happened to be the same time as in my dream.

Last month I overslept and woke up at 6:31.

edgemaster72,
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You wanna dream up some lottery numbers for me friend?

Grayox, to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
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https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/5a61e41f-4c4a-4256-8a54-8dfe391aa3c1.jpeg make better agi prop, the US has the most gorgeous metro system in the world. Facts dont care about your feelings. (If you dont like brutalist architecture you probably wont like it and I’m sorry)

Artyom,

I distinctly remember having to stop and admire the station the first time I went through there.

neptune,

This metro system doesn’t have enough parallel track to allow for night time operation or maintenance.

AdrianTheFrog,
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the Vienna metro (u bahn) is neat because it has a very wide range of architectural styles

Neato,
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Yeah. DC has some very pretty metro stations. NYC has SO MANY stops in Manhattan it was silly when visiting.

MacNCheezus,
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pingveno,

In case anyone is wondering, that’s Komsomolskaya station, built in 1952. Later stations tended to not be so opulent.

yogthos,
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pingveno,

I think I owe you an apology. I took your initial comment as you trying to insult me, given our past interactions. Not that I wasn’t giving an honest opinion on the design itself, but otherwise I would have just kept it to myself.

pingveno, (edited )

That’s not opulent, that’s just bad taste. The other one was absolutely beautiful.

yogthos,
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Certainly better taste than anything your shithole has to offer.

pingveno,

None of the design elements work with each other, to start with. Then it’s like after the fact, some shmuck from the propaganda office told the architects to stick a stupid looking fighter jet in there. It’s like a weak man’s idea of a strong design.

yogthos,
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I’ve never read a more sour comment in my life. Thanks for letting me know how much you’re seething and coping there.

Grayox,
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It really doesnt have a cohesive design motif to it and does feel like strongman propaganda.

yogthos,
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I mean, obviously it’s nowhere close to Soviet designs in terms of quality, but we’re comparing with US here.

Grayox,
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Feels a little bougie if you ask me, but to each their own.

MacNCheezus,
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Funny you’d say that, because even though the first plans for it date back to the Russian Empire, it was the communists under Stalin who actually built it.

OpenStars, to comicstrips in Sentient vacuum cleaners?
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… you guys vacuum? :-P

lurch,

isn’t that what the roomba is for? i’m confused /s

OpenStars,
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Ngl you had us in that first half… :-P

Rentlar, (edited ) to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

Mr Santa checks if you are

naughty || nice

to see if you are eligible for a present.

Ho ho ho. Everyone is eligible for a present.

ultra, (edited )

What if you’re neutral?

Rentlar,

Mr Santa crashes…

HappyFrog,

Won’t that always come out as true?

Rentlar,

That’s correct, hence everyone is eligible.

activ8r,

No no no. You’re checking two booleans there. People who are naughty, nice, or both get a present. People who are neither naughty or nice get nothing.

hakunawazo,

((nice)? ‘present’ : ‘coal’);

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Ash silently weeps.

Wilzax,

But what if naughty = !nice

LazaroFilm, to memes in Crackhead advent calendar
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The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

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