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zzzz, to memes in Would you like some ketchup with that?

She might prefer one that pulls out.

Sibbo, to memes in Would you like some ketchup with that?

Imagine buying this into your parents place while they are on vacation.

Viking_Hippie, to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

Non, regrette rien.

MossyFeathers, to lemmyshitpost in Just fuck my shit up

That’s… Hmmm. I don’t hate it, but it’d probably look better with nicer lighting and some cleaning. As it is it just looks like a mess.

sagrotan, to memes in Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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Nobody ever went on a Redshirtey or Sailorey.

nbafantest, to memes in Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

Lmao

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

You miss all of the shots you don’t take

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EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
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That’s only if the gambling place doesn’t rig the games…by the way, every gambling place has a business model that depends on their customers losing all their money.

Shieldtoad, to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
ryannathans, to lemmyshitpost in They hated him, for he spoke the truth

Except when you short stock, there could be infinite losses. Or perhaps with a contract for difference too

GiddyGap, to lemmyshitpost in Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip.

Making stops at lots of shit holes along the way.

culpritus, to memes in Hamas
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

“What we saw here was a mass Hannibal. There were many openings in the fence, thousands of people in many different vehicles with hostages and without.”

Amid the confusion, twenty-eight Israeli combat helicopters fired all of the ammunition they were holding, including hundreds of 30 mm explosive shells and Hellfire missiles, during the course of the day.

new.thecradle.co/articles-id/13145

bmsok, to lemmyshitpost in Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip.
Gallardo994, to lemmyshitpost in Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip.

You can Pee Pee without Poo Poo but cannot Poo Poo without Pee Pee.

beebers, to memes in Surviving the nightmare
@beebers@lemmy.world avatar

I usually say, “Living the dream, and it’s a nightmare”

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