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LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in Must be a pissing contest in there

Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

hungryphrog,

I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

FlyingSquid,
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Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it’s someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’d like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Into the balls for safe storage.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’ve had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it’s weird behavior. Not sure what’s wrong with these people.

ILikeBoobies,

Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

And sometimes it’s just weird people

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.

EdibleFriend, (edited )
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Imma find you and do that to you.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

😳

Slovene, (edited )

Wait, are you saying this is inappropriate? m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw

Waterproof, to asklemmy in Is jornaldund a pedo?
@Waterproof@lemmy.today avatar

Yes

Amphobet, to memes in When you have a heart disease and will die alone and fat
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Dude seems OK to me; this might be a you problem.

velox_vulnus, to memes in When you have a heart disease and will die alone and fat

Oh no, dearie, you lost your fake internet points? I feel so sad for you…not.

Aurenkin, (edited ) to memes in When you have a heart disease and will die alone and fat

Nice tshirt 👍

DiscordMod1988, to memes in Guess this little piggy's age
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Btw he’s a power creep mod that ruins reddit. LW ofc

DiscordMod1989, to memes in When you have a heart disease and will die alone and fat

This power creep piece of shit is lemmy.world/u/jordanlund@lemmy.minetest.ch

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

What did he do?

Tetsuo,

I suppose he moderated him and now OP started his little crusade.

Creating accounts just to spew insults on Lemmy.

Really don’t have better to do on Christmas ?

Traister101,

These types of people like to make a fool of themselves. It’s always fascinating to watch how easily they’ll fly off the handle just cause they get some consequences from being a cunt

vzq,

You’re a sad sad person.

AgndrewWhjinshon2,

At least he’s not gonna die from a heart attack before his 30’s

SkypedFFFttt,
@SkypedFFFttt@lemmy.today avatar

Wow he’s really a cunt

lolcatnip,

Hello there 9 hour old account, and goodbye!

xia, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Isn’t that price more than a real jar of pickles?

dingus,

I dunno. The last time I bought pickles, I was shocked at how expensive they were.

jayrodtheoldbod, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Oh man I completely forgot about stupid Christmas ornaments.

I’m like what manner of skibidi toilet-ass Gen Alpha bullshit? Me picturing 12-year-olds wearing these around their necks like rapper chains for some reason I’m too ancient to fathom. Once again, I stand here caught off guard by some huge trend, as I melt slowly back into the earth to die unsung.

Nah. Just lame super-corporate attempts at a Christmas cash grab. Let’s hang this garbage from some pegs and see if it sells before we chuck it into the dumpster on January 1st. It’s not even going on clearance, it’s going straight in the trash.

Same shit, different day. Behold, the bedrock of your economy, naked before you. I am relieved. The grave has not taken me, not yet.

Anyway, carry on then.

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Pickle ornaments are a traditional thing for some people, but it’s a whole pickle and not a hail corporate jar. The jar is kinda funny too though. I’ve thought about getting pickle ornaments for the trans women I’m friends with as a joke, IDK if the whole jar would be funnier though.

RegalPotoo, to lemmyshitpost in You have no power here
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Also good luck getting that baggie of “tobacco” past the TSA

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Food brands: “Here, hang this whimsical ornament on your tree. While you think you’re being edgy, you’re also advertising for us.”

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

“While you’re at it, please pay us $6 for the privilege of advertising us to yourself.”

key, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?
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Pickles make some sense but Skippy creamy peanut butter? That’s just tasteless

eguidarelli, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

I’m not sure it’s a flex, just a funny little ornament. Thanks for posting because this will be perfect for my friend who loves pickles lol

dipshit, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

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