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Paradachshund, to comicstrips in Busted

I don’t drink and I still love karaoke

BilboBargains, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He called his house Legoland

Rincewindnz, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

These are an essential piece of beach/holiday gear to fix your jandals(flipflops or thongs in Australia)with.

RedIce25, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

At first I thought of course everybody knows, but the longer I was thinking: I haven’t seen one in a long time

msgraves, to memes in Too soon?

why not be a based blue robot powered by blood who runs through the nine layers of instead?

FQQD, to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Poor person responsible for counting this

ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I had to downvote this before upvoting it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

Imgonnatrythis,

That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

THE_ANON, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

It’s fucking raw

half_built_pyramids,

Oooh baby I like it raw

XTornado, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Noooooo

Oh no goddammit, I hate those levels and you are telling me there will be more… Fuck! I was okay overheating, having to harvest moist like Star Wars and having the water wars but not that… That fucking sucks.

hakunawazo, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition

Is this by chance a lasagna best before '97?
Source

qyron, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Burn this. Burn it now. Burn it with fire.

DarylDutch,

In my experience cooking it makes it worse.

qyron,

Cooking it is not the objective.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Horrible. It’s fucking raw!

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Katie I think we need some black bars over that cake

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Actually, both hot dogs and bologna are pre-cooked, otherwise they wouldn’t be safe to consume cold.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Yeah. That’s why you can just throw the hotdog in the microwave and it tastes exactly like if you cooked it.

Vinny_93, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Actually looks like it might not taste that bad

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’d probably eat it

miridius, to memes in True

Pretty sure there are more posts complaining about oil memes than actual oil memes

bartolomeo, to memes in True
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

What’s up with this guy?

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

He probably drinks oil.

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