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Tetsuo, to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Wouldn’t that be a can with a minuscule amount of minerals in it ?

MacNCheezus,
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Depends on whether it’s spring water or distilled.

synae,
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Spring water… Now I’m imagining the old peanut brittle/spring snakes gag when opening the can.

MacNCheezus,
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ha, gottem

can,

Huh, now that you mention it I’m sure that exists.

creditCrazy, to lemmybewholesome in AI will fix everything 😎
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Idk why but bottom right is oddly cozy and I quite like it

Makeitstop, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

Driveway4964, to comicstrips in Bad dog!

I like how the author left it up to interpretation of whether the dog killed the human, because there’s no panel of the shot going off. For all we know, the dog is smoking from the gun, and the man is taking a nap.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Are you a lawyer by any chance?

Driveway4964,

Nope! I’m just “obtuse” /s

reverendsteveii, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

ameroctopod

Agent641,

Amerachnid

reverendsteveii,

This is better, thank yoy

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
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I think the actual story that Alex “I don’t get enough oxygen when I sleep” Jones fudged that conspiracy theory from is way more interesting than turning frogs gay.

The pesticide atrazine apparently can turn male frogs into females.

And yes, Alex Jones recently said that he suffers from oxygen deficiency when he sleeps because of his “freakishly big neck” (or whatever words he used) which gives him visions from god.

TK420,

Visions from god (lol) or downloads from god? (Also lol)

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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He does sometimes call them downloads, true.

LEONHART, to lemmyshitpost in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

You know who else looks like a pig on a flatbed truck?

MacNCheezus,
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Lizzo?

Ghostalmedia,
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Cheezus Christ

MacNCheezus,
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…you called?

baseless_discourse, to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa
Fedizen, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Lord of the rings but the giant eagles are stealth bombers.

Zink,

There must be room in the world for a high budget “Mordor vs USA” parody movie.

Or maybe a 30 second comedy video.

Enoblk, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire
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Really all it’s going to do is slap your hand with the bedazzled parts, I doubt there is enough energy to make them all fly unless they are pretty loose. But it would still hurt like hell cause I had a Toyota logo on the back of my hand after getting hit by the airbag in my car.

AFKBRBChocolate,

Those logo bruises are a thing. Imagine how much worse these would be if the logo was bedazzled.

KpntAutismus,

i would love to be branded with a toyota-logo tbh. but these seem like they heal without much scarring.

The_Eminent_Bon, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

Thats some big ass almonds

PerogiBoi,
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How many almonds do you think is the right amount of almonds?

The_Eminent_Bon,

If you’re allergic to almonds, 1

PerogiBoi,
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SuperIce,

I guess AI hasn’t yet figured out the correct size for almonds.

TrueStoryBob,

We’ve got to stop size-shaming almonds.

someguy3, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

“What do your elf eyes see?” takes on a whole new meaning.

tkk13909, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Do people under 40 just not buy bread in your world?

MacNCheezus,
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Annoyed_Crabby,

Have my updoot instead.

Son_of_dad, to comicstrips in Making Friends 101

This art style makes me want to play Scribblenauts

A_Chilean_Cyborg, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads
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Buy chilean copper instead.

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