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xavier666, to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

What if they learn to open doors?

Sabre363, to memes in What is even in there?

I count nine possible solutions to never play this terrible game again

pruwybn, to potatoism in This is deep
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Together, we can fix this.

Snapz, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The Da Vinci Cookie

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Right? Do you get it?

RizzRustbolt, to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

That… is an iguanodon.

Yankee_Self_Loader, to foodporn in Home made Stirfry

I usually make stir fry on Friday. Do you know what I call it?

mlg, to lemmyshitpost in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
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Everyone here forgetting that this makes it dense and not fluffy otherwise we’d have put literally everything conceivable into a waffle iron.

fidodo,

Are you sure? Waffles made in a waffle iron are fluffy so just because it’s made in a waffle iron doesn’t mean it can’t be fluffy.

TragicNotCute, to lemmyshitpost in guide
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I’m not leaving this house unless you have something awesome like a jewel.

PeriodicallyPedantic, to memes in What is even in there?

WTF is going on with the comment section?

mp3, to lemmyshitpost in Get in the zone!
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Chickenstalker, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

> yanks calling a muffin a biscuit

Utter muppets

Mr_Blott,

Is that not a scone tho?

AceTKen,
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Now I’m confused… What do YOU call a normal North American muffin?

Like a blueberry bran one or something.

Asafum,

Footmuffin

SoleInvictus, (edited )
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Muffin in non-North American English refers to a part-raised flatbread, like a crumpet. In North America, muffin typically refers to a sweetened quickbread baked in a mold like a large cupcake, but shockingly even less healthy. The rest of the English speaking world generally refers to this as an American muffin.

In North America, biscuit refers to a levened, typically unsweetened quickbread. For the rest of the English speaking world, a biscuit is flat, unlevened, and often sweet, like shortbread. This would be referred to in North America as a cookie.

We do love to confuse each other.

Vacationlandgirl, (edited )

Now someone is… checks notes… “Taking the piss” which either means giving us yanks shit or genuinely confused about how we could be confused… I think?

I’m a Damned Yankee that used to just be a Yankee working for a company headquartered in Scotland & Alabama for ten years. I don’t know anymore!

werefreeatlast, to lemmyshitpost in Get in the zone!

I mean it’s gotta catch to it.

driving_crooner, to potatoism in This is deep
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Thus kind of joke always reminds me a mathematics joke, for this instance we’re using potatoes.

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato. The great majority, by far, is not a potato, but at the same time, the majority of things that are not potatoes, when examined very very close, or in really short time intervals, they behave as potatoes and you can use potato techniques on them.

peopleproblems, to potatoism in This is deep

… My son said: “I’m a potato.”

He’s clearly not a potato. I’m not a potato. We don’t current have potatoes in the pantry. The picture may be of a potato, but a picture is not a potato.

Death_Equity, to lemmyshitpost in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

Take Jimmy Dean sausage meat, the one in the plastic tube, and spread it over a sheet of cheddar bay biscuit dough. Roll it into a log and slice it at a half inch thick spirals. Bake in the oven at 350 freedom until golden brown. Dip the top in the supplied seasoning prepared as directed. Enjoy cheddar bay biscuit sausage rolls.

KevonLooney,

You are just baking from scratch, but more it’s expensive and less healthy.

My man, wait until you discover spices. You can make anything “spicy” or “garlic” flavored.

cannibalkitteh,

My man, wait until you discover spices. You can make anything “spicy” or “garlic” flavored.

You mean make everything garlic flavor.

IDontHavePantsOn,

If you hear “sausage cheddar biscuits” and think, “well that sounds unhealthy!” while clutching your pearls, then you don’t understand what’s going on here.

KevonLooney,

By reading a recipe really quickly and making your own, it will taste better and be healthier and cheaper. That’s the point.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Your point is stupid because no matter how you make a sausage cheddar biscuit loaf, it’s going to be unhealthy.

Less processed? Yes. More tasty? Maybe. More healthy? No. Easier? No. Faster? No. Cheaper? Negligible.

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