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meyotch, (edited ) to science_memes in Oopsie!

It won’t work for all girls, but it will work for the right girl.

rosymind,

It would absolutely have worked on me… back in the day

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    kautau,
    Metal_Zealot,
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    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
    fossilesque,
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    It’s beautiful. 🥲🥲

    Crul,

    Mandatory XKCD 1683 "Digital Data" linkhttps://xkcd.com/1683/
    Source: xkcd: Digital Data
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    ikilledlaurapalmer, to science_memes in bondbros

    Are they smoking or ARE THEY POLYPEPTIDES??

    piranhaphish, (edited ) to science_memes in PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)
    Luft, to science_memes in Seriously???

    Godzila for one is powered by ✨nuclear energy ✨

    NaibofTabr,

    Does he eat nuclear energy? Or does he like chow down on some humpbacks every day?

    Is Godzilla the real reason the Japanese whaling fleet won’t stop?

    emergencyfood,

    He drinks water and fuses the hydrogen into helium. This needs some deuterium to start off, which is why godzillas only occur in nuclear testing sites.

    oce,
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    He does neutrosynthesis kinda like plants do photosynthesis but different.

    Luft,

    Their whaling fleet is a cover for his late night snacks. As near apex predators they have the highest concentration of radiation from Fukushima Daichi. Kinda like DDT and bald eagles.

    But luckily we have Gojiro which is a natural sink for radiation 🥳👌🏽✨

    aport, to science_memes in Birding is Voyeurism.

    Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community

    Zorque,

    Whatever you say, pervert.

    aport,

    Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn’t make me a pervert 😤

    D_C,

    I’m no pervert. Anyways I’ve got to go, I’m going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I’m off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock…

    pruwybn,
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    I learned that from Bob’s Burgers.

    saltnotsugar, to science_memes in Oopsie!

    Heyyyyy…What’s your third favorite cactus?

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    DarkGamer, to science_memes in Seriously???
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    Strength squares as you scale up but mass cubes; creatures this large wouldn't be able to move their own body weight.

    jmcs,

    Godzilla is nuclear powered so he’s not limited by biological energy sources. There’s still the entire issue of the form factor, but for that I like John Scalzy’s take on the Kaiju Preservation Society.

    ivanafterall,
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    If you stop just before immobility, you'd have gargantuan fights at a glacial pace. Would be a terrible movie, but maybe a cool story or book.

    LetKCater2U,

    This must be the real reason we have earthquakes.

    slackassassin,

    I accept this new theory without any further consideration.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    A quick search suggests scientists haven't definitively proven it isn't the cause.

    famousringo,

    First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.

    southsamurai, to science_memes in 🌰🌰🌰 Quercus Master Race 🌰🌰🌰
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    But does he sleep all night and work all day?

    ReMikeAble, to science_memes in 🌿👀🌿

    I’d eat it in a salad, then morph my life away!

    Cyv_, to science_memes in PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)
    @Cyv_@kbin.social avatar

    1/6... There are 5 more of these out there. Somewhere...

    DroneRights, to science_memes in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

    Mariner: why do all caves look the same?

    Rutherford and Tendi: cause they’re all formed by… SOLUBLE MINERALS!

    Assman, to science_memes in Birding is Voyeurism.
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    Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”

    Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

    at_an_angle,

    (Erm…ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It’s usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I’ve seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.

    That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season

    jaybone,

    Are people hunting with 50 cats?

    Scubus,

    I’ve never seen it, but I’m sure there are some furry armies out there.

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting

    Engywuck, to science_memes in listen, little timmy needs to learn sometime

    So strangely true… My son got scared a few years ago while watching a documentary about black holes and the death of the Universe.

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    tbh that is kinda scary, just for different reasons

    YaksDC, (edited ) to science_memes in i stg

    This was a discovery funded by the National Science Foundation, for whom work, I have the original hand drawn picture hanging in my office. Credit to Zina Deretsky

    www.nsf.gov/news/mmg/mmg_disp.jsp?med_id=66379

    lugal,

    I learned in university that the first fish with 4 legs were fully aquatic. They developed them to walk on the ground of the ocean and later used them on land. That would make it a pre-adaptation. So the drawing has the evolutionary steps wrong. Would you agree on it? I’m just curious

    YaksDC,

    You should read up on the Tiktaalik. It is a relatively new discovery in 2008. It show that there was any evolutionary step.

    lugal,

    I think that’s what I meant. The legs weren’t as developed as I remembered them but neither were they an adaptation after going on land. So the image is right after all, I just underestimated the limbs in the picture and overestimated the limbs of the transitional creature I learned almost a decade ago (so still after 2008). Thanks!

    FuglyDuck,
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    That is one ugly fish.

    I’d bet it fries up as good as any catfish….

    bingbong,

    That’s my forefather, you monster!

    Draconic_NEO,
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    I’ve actually never had catfish before, I’ve heard people say it’s good though.

    FuglyDuck,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve had it a few times. it’s… not something I’d go out of my way to eat. unless grandma was cooking it.

    …you don’t want to know how much lard was used in that recipe. Which is why hers is so… amazing. funny how that works. fwiw, most of the lard was actually for the pan…but still it’d probably be enough to give your doctor a heart attack.

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