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butt_mountain_69420, to science_memes in Let's goooooo

TIL my dick is a social construct.

mexicancartel,

Gender ≠ Sex

BananaOnionJuice, to science_memes in Let's goooooo
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And … The gender is cake! 🌈🎂🎉

grue,
I_am_10_squirrels,

The cake is a lie

heyitsmikey128, (edited ) to science_memes in Let's goooooo

Aren’t there skeletal differences that an anthropologist would point out?

exocrinous,

Not in a fetus.

Laticauda, (edited )

Skeletal differences are related to sex not gender.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

It’s a cultural anthropologist, obviously! :)

tdawg,

You’re confusing sex with gender

pythonoob,

Which no one would then know at the point of a typical gender reveal party.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

A baby is a baby! Don’t need an excuse to celebrate new life. :)

In the off chance I ever reproduce, I want “I’m pregnant, chips and dips party!” style events. Everyone wins at those.

lolcatnip,

That’s called a baby shower.

candybrie,

People generally expect you to have an excuse, though. Otherwise, you get your one baby shower (only the first baby!) and anything else is tacky. I think that’s why gender reveals caught on so fast. The parents and, maybe, grandparents are grasping at excuses to celebrate. And why people find them so cringe in general. Everyone else is a bit annoyed you’re getting more than your one party.

PhlubbaDubba,

The anthropologist might see skeletal differences but they’d also pay attention to the manner in which the subject was buried or what possessions survived with them that could also serve as clues of the subject’s identity in life.

grue,

Exactly; for instance, if two people of the same (biological) sex were buried together, it means they were definitely just very good friends.

AltheaHunter,

Perhaps even roommates.

AnonWyo,

Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, (edited )

Humans have sexual dimorphism, but it’s a cultural thing that women wear skirts and men drink themselves to death instead of talking about their problems (both of these are jokes btw. I have a friend who wore kilts quite often and my mother drank herself to death)

Also, genetics is tricky, there a plenty of examples of people who do not fall into one category or another for these sexually dimorphic traits. There are people who have genetics from both sex, as well and differences in hormones distributions will causes these traits to appear or not appear.

Is a huge grey area.

AngryishHumanoid, to science_memes in Let's goooooo

Finally one I’d ACTUALLY want to be invited to.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Make it ice cream cake and I am in

hakase, (edited ) to science_memes in Excuse me, René

The worst part of this comic is that philosophy bro is clearly not even very good at his field, since there’s a much better Cartesian parallel to be made here (and I’m not even a philosopher).

“I think, therefore I am” is actually leaving out (imo) the most important part of Descartes’s argument. He was trying to find literally anything that he could know without a doubt was true. The problem is, that’s really hard, as our existence-troubled shopper has discovered. Descartes could doubt the existence of God, he could doubt the existence of goodness, of truth. All of these things might not actually exist. Descartes could even doubt his own existence.

In fact, literally the only thing Descartes could conclude without a doubt was true was the fact that he was doubting at all. So, since that’s the only thing he could be sure of, that’s what he built his argument for rationalism upon.

This perfectly mirrors the existential crisis the so-called philosopher comes upon, but instead of starting the shopper right where Descartes started, he instead just provides what must seem like almost a non sequitur in context, since if the man is currently doubting his existence, he can also doubt that he’s thinking. What he cannot doubt, is that he is in fact doubting.

I doubt. Therefore, I think. I think, therefore I am.”

5redie8,

In a sea of garbage, this is actually one of the most interesting things I’ve read on here. Thanks mate.

leftzero,

But what if you’re just imagining or dreaming that you’re doubting…? How do you even know you are the thing that’s doubting…? “You” could be a spurious Boltzmann brain, randomly manifested out of quantic chaos, in a state resembling that of a person doubting their own existence, for a mere Planck instant before dissolving back into the chaos from whence you emerged…

Mr_Blott,

Guys stop. “Doubt” is starting to look funny

ineffable,

Semantic satiation

JackGreenEarth,

Yes, all you know is that something exists. And for the sake of argument, we call that ‘you’.

ChefKalash,

I could be any of these things, but I would still be

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

In the grand scheme of things, a human lifespan is in the same ballpark as a Planck instant when considering an infinite universe. That doesn’t mean either are insignificant in their own context though.

Time can be infinitely subdivided For all we know, billions of entire universes could be created and destroyed within ours in an instant. Our own universe could be as insignificant as an atom in some higher level universe. We can’t know that. But what I do know, is that I exist in this moment, and that’s enough for me.

Slightly related is the anthropic principle, or the “observation selection effect”, which is nicely summarized by this analogy:

This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!’ This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, frantically hanging on to the notion that everything’s going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.

  • Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

The takeaway I get from this is that it’s important to appreciate the time we have, since everything comes to an end eventually.

Evilsandwichman,

Damn, you really forget sometimes what life was like before therapy.

IDontHavePantsOn, to science_memes in Excuse me, René

I’m just here to argue.

JayDee,

I won’t argue with you till you put some pants on.

IDontHavePantsOn,

I’ll consider it when you give me a better option than to call you moron.

JayDee,

I won’t argue with you; I am unequivocally a moron.

leftzero,

Oh! Oh. I’m sorry! This is abuse. No, you want twelve. Next door.

IDontHavePantsOn, (edited )

Don’t tell me what I want, and don’t tell me you’re sorry. Do you think I actually came here to abuse people? Do you think I’m that fucked up? Are you trying to tell me what to think? I know what happens next door, and you’re not going to get me involved with that weird sick shit that you’re clearly involved with. Maybe that would fly with your other friends, but it’s not going to here. Why don’t you just take your weird sicko bullshit next door and tell them about my abuse huh? Yak it up with all your sick ignorant friends, and pat each other on the back while crying abuse. I’m sure you’ll all have a really fucking nice time. Really. Go ahead and have a good time. Is that what you want to hear? Because if I say anything otherwise I’m the fucking asshole right? Well fuck you. I’m done. Got it? I’m done.

corus_kt, to science_memes in Excuse me, René

We calling philosophy a science now? And the other comment is bringing it even further unrelated into art degrees…

sigmaklimgrindset,

Philosophy and science have historically always been intertwined. Many, MANY famous scientists were also philosophers, going all the way back to ancient times.

Without philosophy we literally would not have the scientific method.

jadelord,

Well, what do you think Ph.D. stands for? Philosophiae Doctor.

JayDee,

Philosophy is the soil from which science has always sprouted. Without philosophy, much of modern society would not come about.

exocrinous,

Philosophy isn’t a science. Science is a philosophy. What do you think PhD stands for?

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) to science_memes in Excuse me, René

I saw a youtube title calling philosophers a bunch of white guys jerking each other off and I have never heard a more apt description since. Hell, even legendary philosopher Karl Marx made a fuck ton of mistakes until he actually went out in the real world and put his ideas to test; what hope do you think someone who literally sits around thinking about pointless “what-ifs” with them and their debate bros has?

DragonTypeWyvern,

If you ignore all the philosophers who weren’t white I guess.

exocrinous,

Buddha, Confucius, Jesus: were nonwhite and such notable philosophers they each founded a religion based on their teachings

You: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

The closest thing white people have to anything on the level of those three is Alistair Crowley, and you’ve probably never heard of him.

PatFussy, to science_memes in Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class

Finest research coming out of cranberry lemon university

fckreddit,

Deserving of Cat Nobel Prize.

Peppycito, to science_memes in Excuse me, René

People made this joke about my art degree (textiles) but I’ve had a career for 25 years and my mortgage is about to be paid off in April. So, eat a dick 🫳🎤

Rachelhazideas,

I’m happy for you, but real question: would you recommend this degree to aspiring students? Would you say you’re the exception or do people have the wrong perception about a career in art?

Imgonnatrythis, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY

Fuck it’s hard to keep up with modern medicine. Here I am like a fool still drinking bleach.

hitmyspot,

Why are you still drinking it?.did you not shine a light up your bum? It should be one and done treatment, not ongoing. Do you even do your own research?

Imgonnatrythis,

My research confirms my hypothesis 100% of the time (if your doesn’t, you aint researching hard enough) and if 5g is still out there you should still drink the bleach.

puchaczyk, (edited ) to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour

For those who are curious it’s properly balanced. There are 24 slots available. Pairs: 1-13, 2-14, 6-18, 9-21, 10-22 Triple: 8-16-24 All pairs and triples have their centers of mass on the rotation axis.

meyotch, (edited )

This person centrifuges!

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

THANK GOD. I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

GraniteM,

What do you do if there’s a prime number of test tubes, like the thirteen in the picture?

threelonmusketeers, (edited )

For a 24-slot centrifuge, 5 pairs and 1 triple will balance 13 tubes, as is described in the comment you replied to.

Here’s a video that also explains it: The Centrifuge Problem - Numberphile

lseif,

drink one

dingus, (edited )

If you don’t want to figure out some awkward balancing techniques, you can just use a balance tube. Fill a tube with water to a similar height of the tube it opposes.

veroxii,

They just explained it. If you have 3 you put them on 8-16-24. Everything else will be pairs which you put across from each other.

Ranvier, to science_memes in Self portrait

Hey! Are you saying I’m here on Lemmy instead of finishing a paper right now? Because that’s pretty accurate.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Never ask a post grad how their paper is going.

kusivittula,

this is also my exact situation :(

HubertManne, to science_memes in help
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

PhD stipends have never allowed for house buying in my time period at least. All the same people compete for it.

somethingp,

Yeah but there used to be hope for affording a house after you finished and got into a tenure track position. But now there are barely any tenure track positions and even those don’t always pay enough for a house

Maoo, to science_memes in mentally unbalanced behaviour
@Maoo@hexbear.net avatar

There is no way those tubes are balanced step away from the centrifuge

emergencyfood,

They are, actually. Assuming opposite pairs / triples have the same amount of liquid.

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