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Norgur, to science_memes in On the other timeline...

Those barbaric Brits let it stand out in the open, so untill they learn how to take proper care of it, we have declared ourselves unilaterally to be the guardians of the monument and so we're absolutely justified in taking it.

fossilesque,
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Classic Galactic Brain Britons

LueZypher, to memes in aibohphobia

Like the fear of long words = Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Zerush, (edited )
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This name given is really evil

  • Which phobia do you have?
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Buck,

It’s kinda of a joke name, the scientific name is sesquipedaliophobia, just a smidge over four letters.

Zerush,
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This people also never learn German

https://file.coffee/u/l_GDU6wvAMh6RZxdmLB-8.png

MossyFeathers, to science_memes in Birding is Voyeurism.
FlyingSquid, to science_memes in Kid's going places
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Poor experiment. He didn’t find out what pollen allergies the plant might have had.

painfulasterisk,

*Funding needed to carry out such effort.

FlyingSquid,
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With this sort of talent, the kid is sure to get a grant.

NounsAndWords,

What do you mean? He already tested the three most common allergens: pepper, being ticked by a feather, and feet.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Me squinting hard trying to see if those are more common as allergens or as fetishes

jaybone,

This is a good candidate for a venn diagram.

anarchyrabbit, to science_memes in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

The Matlab logo looks like a boner under a sheet and now I can’t unsee it.

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

Nope I’m not seeing it personally.

force,

why did you have to say this

ExhibiCat,

Thanks! I can’t unsee it but I like it more now 😆

troyunrau, to science_memes in uncomfortable levels of eye contact
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Aside from being a meme, the factoid isn’t even true.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidal_locking#Moons

All twenty known moons in the Solar System that are large enough to be round are tidally locked with their primaries [planets]

fossilesque,
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oce,
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I was skeptical thank you for the confirmation. Especially because the time it takes to lock depends on the relative size of the bodies. Our moon being exceptionally big relatively to our planet, if it has locked, then relatively smaller moons should have locked long before.
Btw, the locking is not perfect, there’s a little oscillation of the moon called libration, so we can actually see about 59% of it over the years.

Embargo,

It just says other moons. Not all other moons. Meaning the meme isn’t untrue… Right?

troyunrau,
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Pedantically speaking, yes. At least some small moons do freely rotate. But they are all very small and very far from their parent planet. If you were on the surface, you wouldn’t see details.

Mars has two small moons close to it, but neither rotate relative to the surface. They’re also really small and zip about super fast so they’re cool for other reasons.

saltnotsugar, to science_memes in It's just science.

The problem is they they’re just designed to eat and get chonky. If they had invested in cool ninja combat during evolution, scientists believe they would be not only more likely to survive, but be a lot cooler.

deft,

sometimes i wonder if life is sort of designed to be like that though. not in a strictly intentional intelligent way but also not in a fully accidental coincidental way.

somebody has to turn plant into food right? without them and homies like them our food system don’t work.

GoodbyeBlueMonday,

It’s designed that way in the same way as a hole was designed for a puddle*. The caterpillars are evolutionarily successful because of a “spray and pray” strategy, and other species are successful because of the easy food.

Biology is an arms race, in a sense: so everything is interlinked, and affected by everything else, even if only by distant, myriad links in an unbroken web of chains. It’s the reason a lot of biologists like myself are anxious about the ecological destruction that’s been unfolding for so long. Life finds a way in the long term, but short term…it sucks to be alive when many of the things you depend on aren’t.

*This metaphor thanks to Douglas Adams

cybervseas,

Some caterpillars are cool and spiky or poisonous or venomous maybe?

theodewere, (edited )
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there are definitely some ninja-inspired caterpillars out there

dumples,
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Most caterpillars are mildly poisonous since they only eat a single type of plant so they are immune to the plants poisonous effect. That gets into their fleshy hotdog body. Unfortunately most birds are also mostly immune.

saltnotsugar,

Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.

rigatti, to science_memes in anti meme
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Check out all of the science in this meme.

Kbin_space_program,

It's not even right, since the French were the ones that stole most of the artifacts out of Egypt. Then the English stole them from the French.

smallaubergine,

Transitive property

BleatingZombie,

THERE’S the science (math)! We found it everybody! It’s over here

AnUnusualRelic,
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That’s because we brought too many scientists to Egypt instead of soldiers like the Brits did.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
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The joke is that the British have an incredibly problematic history literally centuries-old of taking things from other cultures and going “well, it’s ours the world’s now.“ Many of these communities have been asking them literally for decades to return them, but they simply won’t even to this day.

There was a time where they could maybe make the claim “this is the best way to preserve them,“ but for the vast majority of cases that time has long since passed and it was flimsy to begin with.

Diabolo96, (edited )

Mummies are indeed best preserved in the stomachs of rich aristocrats.

TopRamenBinLaden,

Those rich aristocrats better stay tf away from my Mommy then.

Diabolo96, (edited )

Don’t let your mommy become a mummy either.

(i fixed the typo. Thanks )

Kbin_space_program,

It's mostly due to early "archeologists" being almost entirely trust fund babies born into the aristocracy and to whom it was a contest to make the craziest claims possible.

See the OG trench at Troy that went completely past the end of the Bronze Age and dumped all of the important artifacts into a refuse pile that is apparently still being sifted through today.

Also see early "paleontologists" who seemed to use Dino bones in an attempt to make monsters scary enough to make kids cry.

Blackmist,

We didn’t just steal artifacts. We stole whole countries. At one point the empire covered a quarter of the planet. And it wasn’t that long ago either.

The artifacts were just the souvenirs.

BeigeAgenda,
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Okay, is there a /c/historymemes?

fossilesque, (edited )
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Perhaps it’s time to make one here?

Deuces, (edited )
Psaldorn, to memes in aibohphobia
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Hate to be a spoilsport but this is just for fun, not a real thing.

DragonTypeWyvern,

If there’s a name for it, it’s real, or something

JoShmoe,

There goes my day

stebo02,
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try telling that to someone who’s aibohphobic… (jeez that was close)

letsgo,

Ideally it should be one of those irregular language thingies: someone who suffers from aibohphobia must be cibohphobic.

wischi, to science_memes in hypothesis testing

Could also be small hands, so he probably would also have to take someone else’s fist to really prove it.

lugal,

Both blindfolded. We need a double blind experiment

snake_case_guy,

Let’s add a third one and give them something smaller but comparably hard hard. You know, as a control group.

drmeanfeel, to science_memes in What does a PhD mean?

Frustrating to say the least. I feel my PhD accelerated learning in all directions. Not from the program content itself, but the skills involved in the ingestion of high volumes of dense information. This idea that the borders of my world don’t extend past some yadda yadda about some tiny subclass of a field is some silly goosery.

Can those “skills involved” be learned elsewhere? Sure, this is just the path I took. Can phDoctors be single minded or general idiots? Sure, I’m an idiot. Do we need some single minded people? Sure, amazing things can be accomplished by singular focus.

But it isn’t a mandatory condition or experience of a floppy hat assed (sword in some countries) recipient of this degree.

LongbottomLeaf, to science_memes in best time of my life!!

Had a prof tell horror stories about this kind of thing happening. Peers who started at a similar time were already postdocs or in industry, meanwhile their colleague had yet to defend cause their PI just would not let them go.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )
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It benefits them to keep students. The system’s incentives need to be reformed.

boyi, (edited )

In the UK the regulation is very strict, especially for foreign students. Need to submit by the end of 4th year and finish viva within five. years. If not, end up with complimentary MPhil or nothing.

Got a fellow candidate who submit against his supervisor’s advice. Thesis end up below par, given another year to submit (first draft) but still not satisfactory. Five years wasted.

Heard quite a lot of story like that. My office mate was even stuck during proposal session at the end of the first year. The school changed their course offer to MPhil instead. So they quit rather than doing MPhil.

Another story I heard, a student failed their viva, twice. Luckily given a third chsnce and passed at the end.

flicker, to science_memes in Gobble gobble

Because this is Lemmy and we like anecdotes here, I have one for ya.

A couple years ago, during one of my many attempts to get fit, I went for a walk. At some point between my venturing forth and returning home, a wild turkey had come between me and my home.

I think it was female but I have no idea. The point here is, they're pretty big in person, and I had to decide as I was walking toward it... if the turkey didn't move? What if it charged me? What if it was aggressive, like a goose? I was stunned how unprepared I was to deal with this wild animal that I had apparently been living near for most of my life.

Anyways, long story short, I decided I could take a turkey in a fight. The turkey seemed to know that I had come to that decision, because as soon as I prepared myself to kick a turkey, it got out of my way.

The lesson here is, turkeys read minds, and as soon as you're sure you can defeat the turkey, it will allow you to proceed unmolested.*

*Just my opinion. Don't sue me if you lose a fight against a turkey. Also, if you lose a fight against a turkey, that just proves you didn't believe in yourself hard enough.

Grass,

The snood is for reading minds. If it is damaged it will assume it can take you and fight.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to science_memes in really makes you think...
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I've seen kids that age test this theory

tdawg,

I have the scar to prove it

Anticorp,

When I was a kid I was convinced that I could do it if I honed my mind sharp enough, and mastered my body. I’m still not convinced that it’s impossible, because I didn’t have the discipline to achieve perfection.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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Anyone who - upon learning they are made of atoms - does not try to align them with another object so they may pass through it, lacks a scientific mind.

lugal, to science_memes in He did though.

Tbf he evolutionarily developed that genome all by himself. That’s how capitalism works

peopleproblems,

He also had a history of being screwed by people. The guy did a lot of good work, and arguably his attempt at patenting it was instrumental in preventing it from being patented. I don’t think that was his intention, but good came from it.

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