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moitoi, to memes in The Netherlands
@moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

In Europe you don’t need countries for this. The smallest federal country will have a clear difference on the road at the border of two federated entities. Worst, it can happen between municipalities in some countries.

agressivelyPassive,

Worst, it can happen between municipalities in some countries.

There are other countries as stupid as Germany? I thought we were alone!

wowsa,

Belgium checking in

moitoi,
@moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Switzerland, Austria, … It’s more common than we think.

My favorite case is the resurfacing of the road in the first municipal territory and less than a year later, the second municipality does it on its side.

jadero, to science_memes in Behold: Pufferfish Bones

Are you serious? They really have what amounts to an exoskeleton? Or maybe it’s more accurate to call it a whole-body rib cage?

Just searched and found this fun article. Not really a skeleton but a collection of really stiff hairs or feathers (loosely: the genes are the same ones responsible for “other skin appendages” in vertebrates).

powerofm,

Looks like it’s fake. This research paper shows a more normal skeleton, though they do apparently lack ribs and a pelvis.

girl,

I think it’s just inaccurately labeled as a skeleton. These appear to be skin spikes. www.cell.com/…/S2589-0042(19)30185-3.pdf

jadero,

Interesting. That page says “few vertebrae”, but the image makes it look to me like a full set.

On the other hand, if I found an animal with no ribs and pelvis and only the rudimentary limbs typically found in fish, I’d tend to say that the skeleton was missing. Or at least, ahem, skeletal.

Thanks. My first impression was that there was some funny business, but then I found what I thought was a decent article.

CosmicTurtle,

So you’re saying all my skin tags are just puffer fish thorns?!

Amazing…

danc4498,

Do they scare away predators also?

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Only if you inflate yourself.

Dagwood222, to science_memes in Madness

I like when they give the hero ‘fifteen’ Ph. Ds

Donkter,

I want a movie where the hero is 90 years old.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Geezer Gang Ultra Squad

1847953620,

hold my dentures

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

The Lord of the Rings?

Dagwood222,

Look up “Cocoon.”

youtu.be/HHamE8gmA8Q?t=9

vzq,

Tbf I know people with PhDs in two unrelated fields, and they are definitely supervillain material.

You know what’s it like to do a PhD and you want to do it again? Psycho alert!!

PeterLossGeorgeWall,

Sam Beckett from quantum leap has 7 PhDs if i remember correctly. Fictional of course but still. Why do that? One of which is in music i think. Could be misremembering.

vzq,

With that name I would be amused if none of them were in English literature.

ivanafterall, to memes in $1 grilled cheese
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I'm excited to introduce my latest business:

The $.99 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Conveniently located next to the $1 Grilled Cheese Food Truck. Come with $1, leave with a grilled cheese and money still in your pocket (yes, we give change).

Delphia,

If you sorted out the methodology one person could staff a changeless truck, you start giving change thats a lot of time.

Katana314,

Honestly, from my experience with whole prices and no sales tax in Europe, I might just stay with the first truck.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would go with the first truck specifically NOT to get a penny back.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Come to Canada, we got rid of pennies and legalized weed.

Welcome to the future!

NeuronautML, (edited ) to science_memes in We don't judge here. :)

What’s the first indicator a scientist tried to build their own experiment using the soldering station ?

The smell of burnt fingers.

What’s the scientist waiting for sitting in front of their own experiment ?

Waiting for the infinite loop they coded to finish after they claimed they didn’t need the engineer’s help to write the code in their experiment.

How many scientists do you need to change a light bulb ?

Theoretically just one, but it can take several until one of them can call an engineer and admit they only know how to change light bulbs theoretically.

What does a scientist call an electrolytic capacitor ?

Acid distribution subsystem.

ThePyroPython, (edited ) to science_memes in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.

Fuck you, the Peregrine Falcon is awesome, it is best bird, fight me.

I will not have my boy be slandered like this.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s only “fast” because it’s just falling.

ThePyroPython,

Ok buddy, let’s see you pull out of a terminal velocity (180mph) head first dive.

As any pilot will tell you; if you manage to pull out of a dive it’s not falling out of the sky, it’s aerobatics.

Ontop of this, it’s catching prey in it’s talons, let’s see you try and grab anything when traveling at 180mph in any direction.

SpaceNoodle,

I’ve ridden in an airplane before, it’s not difficult.

wildginger,

Bet you coulda outran pompeiis lava flows too

SpaceNoodle,

In an airplane? Probably.

dependencyinjection,

I’ll fight you. My man the crow will mess up your stupid falcon.

CluckN,

That’s clearly a jackdaw

Cqrd,

Oh God

Anticorp,

They will too! My neighborhood murder is enormous, and they keep the airspace clear of bald eagles. If an eagle ever dares enter our neighborhood, the crows flock out of the trees by the hundreds and chase that motherfucker off, cawing all the way. When they’re done, they all return to the trees and caw for a good half hour afterwards. My guess is they’re talking about how bad ass they are.

UncleBadTouch,
@UncleBadTouch@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ll let my B&G macaws fight for me. However I do think the Peregrine is the best raptor in the world.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t this also the bird that picked up its prey and drops them from a great height to kill them since it can’t kill with its claws?

Dabundis,

Even better. It curls its feet into fists and dive bombs with a 240mph punch to stun its prey, then casually walks up to finish the job with its beak.

It kills with the real life Falcon Punch

PoisonedPrisonPanda, to science_memes in best time of my life!!
DocCrankenstein, to mildlyinteresting in This fast food order kiosk accepts cash

In a just society these would be allowed to relieve all cashiers from their positions to pursue their passions.

But we must slave away to justify our existence because a few rich fucks don’t want to share and established that mindset as the cornerstone of society.

I just wanted to wail into the void about automation and how our loves could be so much better if people would just lose the chains already.

TauZero,

Yup yup! In a just world, if you have 100,000 workers at a factory, and then they get replaced by robots maintained by 1000 robot technicians, you should have ended up with a Star Trek utopia where 99,000 people now don’t have to work and can pursue culture and passions. In the real world, the factory product price gets halved, the technicians get paid 10x what a worker used to get (20% of total revenue), and the factory owner gets 80% of total. The former workers are now jobless, homeless, and penniless and can’t afford the product they used to make.

They tell us “Replacing jobs is OK! We’ll invent more new kinds of jobs, as old obsolete jobs free up labor. Everyone will be better off!” but the new jobs are mostly “telemarketer”, and “tech support scammer”, and “ornamental hermit” at factory owner’s mansion.

But all that still doesn’t convince me we should be smashing the robots as a job protection scheme. I wish there was a way to keep the automation and have the Star Trek utopia instead!

DocCrankenstein,

I miss the early days of the internet when I was dreaming of gay luxury space communism.

XTL,

I’m thinking of printing some calling cards with the title of Ornamental Hermit.

Or does one just put up a sign?

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar
TauZero,

Your mom is covered in fecal bacteria.

Buddahriffic,

I occasionally deliberately put a capsule filled with fecal bacteria in my mouth and swallow it and it makes my pooping better.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Welcome to pretty much every public surface.

Now let me tell you how many of the guys at your business meeting today washed their hands between their last toilet use and shaking your hand.

DocCrankenstein,

So underpaid and overworked entry level laborers aren’t cleaning them to sterile perfection. Oh no. Shocker

Counter point: if the screen is covered, what makes you think the door handle those same hands are touching is sanitary? What about the table and chair you’re sitting at? Other people sit there too, do you really think those tables are getting wiped down after every single patron leaves?

This is why we wash our hands before we eat.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You’re going to eat McDonalds food.

dan1101,

Out of all the positions at fast food restaurants, cashier seems to most appealing to me.

psycho_driver, (edited ) to science_memes in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

Garbage software is one of the primary reasons I left my last job despite high pay. It just got too friggin annoying to use. They’d roll out a ‘hotfix’ to fix something they had broken 3 months earlier and they’d break 2 new things which previously had been working fine for years. The support was so bad I just bought a magic eight ball for our office and we’d ask it our support questions.

Yardi, I’m looking at you.

teddy2021, (edited )

Damn, I really dodged a bullet there… by them rejecting my application.

mvirts, to science_memes in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

Don’t forget LaTeX!

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Self-flagilation is a little far for me.

ForgotAboutDre,

Once your over the hump, it’s a pleasure to use relative to word. Especially if your document gets large or has lots of maths in it.

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

And LaTeX works very well with git, this is really great when you are collaborating on a report.

Leate_Wonceslace,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

How can you say that with a straight face when you like Matlab?

QuaternionsRock,

I mean, the MATLAB wojak has a dent in its skull, which feels pretty accurate. There is a ton of complex, niche, and (for those within the niche) incredibly useful software in the various Toolboxes, all developed with those fat stacks of MATLAB money. But it’s all piloted with the MATLAB language, which is just one of the worst things ever for oh so very many reasons.

And it’s wildly expensive.

DrakeRichards,

Please forget LaTeX. Please let us adopt a more modern alternative that isn’t absolutely painful to use.

acockworkorange,

I’m all ears.

DrakeRichards,

I’ve been using Typst. Its (mostly) open source and much simpler than LaTeX. It’s still very new though, so it doesn’t have all of LaTeX’s features, but it’s making very steady progress.

acockworkorange,

Seems a bit early to declare an end to Latex then. According to you some use cases aren’t supported. What isn’t open source about it?

Don’t get me wrong, Latex has lots of weird quirks, and you made it sound like there were a few obvious options to replace it. But Typst doesn’t look like is ready for prime time.

DrakeRichards,

I wasn’t trying to imply that Typst is a replacement for LaTeX. I’m more trying to say that I’m hoping Typst (and any other typesetting alternatives that might be out there) mature enough over the next year or two to become full replacements. It just doesn’t seem to be gaining much attention because of how dominant LaTeX is.

The main part that’s not open source is their web client, which I’m fine with. There’s a number of people on GitHub that aren’t happy about it though.

acockworkorange, (edited )

I see. It’s been a while since I last used Latex in college. Back then Kylyx was still in it’s infancy and I anyway had a established workflow with Makefiles. It seemed to me back then that the steady progress in user interface of Latex tools (like Kylyx and etc.) would be enough to make it more accessible.

Just like you have great coding IDEs nowadays with AI code completion helpers, something similar could be done for Latex. Incremental compilers for Markdown allow you to see changes in real-time in some editors, would be nice to have something of the sort for Latex. With these two and a context sensitive syntax helper (Clippy, but not annoying), and you have a killer solution. And one that is backwards compatible with all the tools that have been developed for Latex in these past decades.

vaionko,

I suggest locking your doors, a very angry crowd is likely to arrive shortly

mvirts,

And yet MATLAB is still on the list 😹

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

i love compiler errors in my documentation

janus2, (edited ) to science_memes in This is too real
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

not pictured:

  • a fume hood with a definitely safe amount of items in it that is absolutely not interfering with air flow
  • the drawer full of stuff from a grad student who defended in the 90’s
  • things in regular use labeled “DO NOT USE"
  • magic amulets and talismans placed on top of machines
  • a totally sane amount of centrifuge balance tubes
  • binders that exist solely to occasionally fall off the shelf all at once
  • "don’t touch them they’re my emotional support expired reagents”
  • "don’t touch them we’ll use these empty pipette tip boxes for something probably maybe"
  • the full sharps container that can’t be disposed of because There’s Something In There That Shouldn’t Be™
  • the haz waste that can’t be disposed of because it’s Too Expensive™
  • a lab safety officer who hasn’t experienced a positive emotion since 2007
FreshLight, to science_memes in What a beauty.

I like the cut version better. What do you guys think?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/faea367d-cdc5-4f15-94a9-e1d74080c085.jpeg

glorious_albus, (edited )

Yep the bottom half absolutely adds nothing to the joke.

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

It might as well be a reaction video with a side by side of people who “get the joke” and people who don’t. Like, I don’t need a reaction of the person that doesn’t get the joke lmao

Pregnenolone,

!comedyamputation

showmustgo, to science_memes in Outliers
@showmustgo@hexbear.net avatar

Looking for the future participle of yeet

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

“Ye” as it hasn’t completed the full journey yet

bricklove, (edited )

I yeet. I yote. I have yeen.

Emanuel,

For me, it’s “I have yoten”.

blackbrook,

Yotten

jmcs, to science_memes in Data Science

It’s missing the original, before being reduced to data, being completely different from the “story”.

bob_lemon,

Not to mention that the story quite obviously does not fit the data at all.

Kraven_the_Hunter,

Well that’s just statistics.

jmcs,

The relationship between statistics and the base facts is the difference between it being a useful tool or the butt of a Mark Twain’s joke.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, like where the hell is all the red? Either there’s a secret chamber under the house, or there is a little bloodbath murder suicide happening in that house

troyunrau, to science_memes in It's ok R, we still love you for diagrams.
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Somewhere in a backroom, there’s a hamster named Julia. In a hamster ball.

Mbourgon,

And rolling around behind it is a smaller ball called M.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t forget the centipede crawling around in the sewer pipes named Fortran. We’ve all been trying to kill it for years and yet, somehow, it keeps going.

Mbourgon,

I honestly figured Fortran was still somewhere above M.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Jokes aside, I encounter Fortran in the applied physics community still fairly often. And have never encountered M in a professional context.

finestnothing,

I loved Julia in my data science classes. Codes like python, runs like c. Can also use it with bash by piping values in

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