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tweeks, to science_memes in Shame.

It feels so weird to me that the small change in degrees might actually kill a virus. I mean, wouldn’t all viruses by now have become accustomed to “warmer climates”?

Or is it a cat / mouse game, our bodies being able to heat up more and them getting more fire resistant by the year. Was a fever less hot a couple of hundred years ago?

TIMMAY,

I am not an expert but I believe the temp threshold is for when proteins denature due to the ambient heat overcoming the strength of the bonds (mostly h-bonding i believe) that hold the protein in its specific tertiary structure and when you exceed it the proteins unfold/break

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But you do sound like an expert.

TIMMAY,

too much youtube 🤷‍♂️

NoSpotOfGround,

I read that this is a common misconception: the high heat is not enough to denature any proteins (else it would kill you too) and, what’s more surprising, it actually makes viruses/bacteria more active. But it also makes your immune system more active, with an overall win in effectiveness over the microbes, which is what makes it useful.

TIMMAY,

Interesting! Im going to have to rabbit-hole this I suppose.

Duranie,

Yep - our bodies turn the thermostat up, increasing metabolism/cellular functions, which increases body temperature. Fatigue slows us down as our bodies redirect resources towards supporting our immune systems and producing cells to fight off the infection, vs spending that energy on being mentally and physically active.

Once our bodies get a handle on things, the fever “breaks” and we start recovery and return to homeostasis.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

It’s in the air if viruses are even alive, you’re giving them way too much agency in the matter.

jasondj,

Viruses do adapt and mutate though. Look at all the various strains of H1N1 and SARS-COV-2.

Just because they don’t reproduce without a host cell doesn’t mean evolution doesn’t happen. If a trait emerges that is beneficial to future generations, viruses carrying that trait can infect more cells and spread further.

Usually it’s evolution itself that people give too much agency to. Mutations are a crapshoot. They can be beneficial or they can cause birth defects, sterility, prevent reaching sexual maturity, or make finding a mate excessively difficult. Or all of the above.

miss_brainfart, to science_memes in Shame.
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

40+ is where it gets really interesting, introducing the possibility of getting delirious with weirdly unsettling hallucinations.

Don’t fuel them by watching TV is all I’m gonna say.

olutukko,

I had 40-41 as a kid and it was so surreal. Especially because it was mod summer

saruwatarikooji,

Once had the flu with a fever of 106-107(almost 42c)…I was taken to the hospital and the doctor literally threw me into an ice bath… I was crying and he said “I’m sorry but you will be dead soon unless we drop that fever”

I had to continue taking ice baths at home because the fever kept creeping back up to that range. They’re not fun…

Vqhm,

While 104 is contact an MD range.

Fevers have to get to 108F to cause brain damage. 106F is definitely in the seek treatment range!

But normal fevers between 100° and 104° F (37.8° - 40° C) are good for sick children.

Cite: seattlechildrens.org/…/fever-myths-versus-facts/

Catsrules, (edited ) to memes in $1 grilled cheese

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?

Land_Strider,

Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire

what happens if i give you $1.37

Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019

i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker

AlpineSteakHouse,

If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can’t even pull a “I don’t have a smaller bill” or other shit.

If you try to pay $1.50 then you’re just being a trouble maker.

LoamImprovement,

I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.

Catsrules,

I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?

LoamImprovement,

I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

He’ll make you two sandwiches, but he’ll take three bites out of one of them.

JCreazy, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

Why would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell

ZombieMantis,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

Classy,

Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

ReluctantMuskrat,

Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

glitch1985,

Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

someguy3,

Let’s keep it calm here, ok?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What about butter or mayo?

It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

I_am_10_squirrels,

Pickle melt

Jorgelino,

Because tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they’re in, without exception.

machiabelly,
@machiabelly@hexbear.net avatar
ShaggySnacks,

Don’t make me tap the sign again.

weevai,

Lies!

FattestMattest,

Except for grilled cheese

SheDiceToday,

Sure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?

JCreazy,

That does sound good

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

JenIsBringingTheDrugs,

NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! NEXT! soupnazi

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol that’s exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

SpeakinTelnet,
@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sure, but that’s a melt, not a grilled cheese

Alaskaball,
@Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

Anything else added to a grilled cheese sandwich automatically makes it not a grilled cheese sandwich.

Elephant0991, to science_memes in bread is metal
@Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au avatar

That’s like, yenocide.

dubyakay,

Guess I’m an anti-yeastite!

Rootiest, to science_memes in bread is metal
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fine they wouldn’t have lived at all otherwise.

You gave them the gift of a happy life and a purpose.

That’s more than most of us get

where_am_i,

So, by that logic, it’s ok if one day you eat your teenage child?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

I want a thigh

Agent641,

Dibs feet

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yes, but it HAS to be before they turn 20 or else they overripen

TheGreenGolem, to science_memes in bread is metal
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.

threelonmusketeers,

Oyakodon: “parent-and-child donburi”

xkforce, (edited ) to science_memes in Cummingtonite

Wed rather deal with the formula and/or structure itself tbh.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Geoscientist here. I concur. The names are punny sometimes (this example in particular), but usually non-descriptive. Exceptions for the super common things (quartz, pyrite) when used in a discussion where the chemistry is irrelevant in that specific context. Conversely, we generally don’t care about the chemistry when talking about “clays” in geophysics, so defining them chemically would become noise to the reader.

Norgur, to science_memes in bread is metal

Yeast for the yeast god

I_am_10_squirrels,

Loaves for the bread throne

ornery_chemist, (edited ) to science_memes in Cummingtonite
PoisonedPrisonPanda,

That description totally nails.

Alexstarfire, to science_memes in bread is metal

Well, I’m disgusted. Good job.

ThunderWhiskers,
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

I’m just hungry.

tygerprints, to science_memes in It's just science.

Pretty sure they have 100 percent mortality rate as most animals do. There are some species of jellyfish that technically are immortal (capable of immortality anyway) - they revert back to a polyp stage and start life over again without dying. But every other animal species, like us humans, does have to bow down to the grim reaper at some point.

Cralder,

“Caterpillar” is not a species. It’s a stage of some animals’ life cycle. It means 99% of catepillars die before they become butterflies or moths or whatever

StorminNorman, (edited )

Yeah, they’re also wrong about jellyfish being the only immortal animals. Gotta love being confidently incorrect…

tygerprints,

If there are other immortal animal species, what are they? My comment about jellyfish being immortal was from the article in national Geographic. What are the animals you are thinking of?

StorminNorman,

The hydra. There’s a species of worm (pretty sure it’s a flatworm, could be a round one though). Technically, lobsters are too. They also aren’t cos growing their news shells is incredibly taxing and that’s how the old ones usually succumb, but yeah, genetically, they do the whole telomere regeneration shit. Their DNA is like 17yo when they die at age 130. So, yeah.

tygerprints,

Hydra, eh? According to the web, hydra are "virtually immortal" in a lab environment. On the other hand, though I've heard lobsters could be immortal, the web (which obviously is the only true source of info, wink wink) says it's a myth, eventually the lobster will die "from exhaustion during a moult." However I know they can live a long long time, many animals can easily out live humans.

Interesting stuff, thanks for the comments.

StorminNorman,

Oh ffs. I swear to god we don’t deserve the internet. I literally pointed out that lobsters do die. The reason we can consider em immortal is cos they clean up their telomere damage. You colossal idiot. You’re trying to trip me up and “expose” me, but you can’t even get the fundamentals right…

Sanctus, to science_memes in A recap of the 2023 Noble Prizes
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a406d9e0-fab9-4227-9f8c-2b4c3cd6909f.jpeg

I didn’t know Nobel was the 3rd Mario brother.

angrystego,

That’s the whole point.

Valmond, to science_memes in Peace is possible.

No, it’s a g

doingthestuff,

I thought it was a broken pretzel.

giantfloppycock,

Pronounced “g” or “g”?

gibmiser,

Well g is the 7th letter sooo

SPOOSER,

The person who created “g” said it’s pronounced “g” so that’s the correct answer.

SuckMyWang,

I heard “g” was created at around the same time in two different parts of the world. One of them claims it to be pronounced “g” and the other claims it to be pronounced “g.”

can,

At the very least it’s not incorrect.

lugal,

Found the descriptivist

can,

And proud!

lugal,

And rightfully so!

Rentlar,

8 ± 2 for your sake then.

Maultasche,

Lophostemon, to science_memes in It's just science.

I thought hotdogs were nature’s hotdogs.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar
tygerprints,

Nature's 100 percent unnatural hotdogs. MMMMMM You can really taste the hog anus.

Lophostemon,

This could get extremely philosophical fast. If humanity is part of nature, and we make hotdogs, then hotdogs are part of nature.

tygerprints,

Hot dogs are satan's boner on a bun. (!) MMMM mmm, that's good boner meat.

Ashyr,

Little known fact, but nature abhors a vacuum and hot dogs.

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