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anzich, to science_memes in Orinthologists
qarbone,

“You CANNOT name this species the ‘greater blue-balled ding-dong monkey’. Not least because we will not let you name something else the ‘lesser blue-balled ding-dong monkey’!”

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder how many people went to go see if there was a so-named monkey.

All I’m gonna say, is that’s what private tabs, and a coworker’s unlocked computer is for…(sadly this will have to wait until Monday.)

anzich,

I have seen one IRL in Kenya and afterwards googled it

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

What a beautiful blue. Can you imagine if we all had different coloured ballsacks?

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Don’t tell my wife!

I_am_10_squirrels,

Taste the rainbow 🌈

Random_German_Name,

Bro got blueballed badly

hltdev,

they got it wrong, should have been called: the blue balled vervet monkey.

Kuragi2,

Blue balled black faced tree swingin people eater

RandomVideos,
RooPappy, to science_memes in FUCKING NASA

Ganymede was a prince. He never boned Jupiter (or Zeus) as far as I know.

768,

He was his cupbearer though.

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

No way they didn’t bone

imaqtpie,
@imaqtpie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can confirm. TIL that ancient Athenians were homophobic about Cretans though 😂. Damn Cretans trying to turn Greece gay.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5fb5dfbe-0558-4a77-bea0-8d0293bb5d69.jpeg

Napain,

You mean to say someone made that up !?!??!

Hupf,

Those cretins at it again!

GBU_28,

Cuppin Zeus bawlz

Affidavit,

Someone’s been reading the sanitised version of the story.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Which ultra PG rated version did you read?

tchotchony, to science_memes in When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!

When a fish bites your heel and it looks like an eel, that’s a moray!

nomecks,

When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, thats a Moray!

Kranerian,
@Kranerian@kbin.social avatar

If it lurks on a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray!

anarchrist,

When you’ve viewed all the smut…but what just went up her butt? That’s a moray!

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

Dang, you beat me to it. But wtf tho

FooBarrington,

When your fleshlight starts biting and doesn’t stop fighting, that’s a moray!

DefyTheLegends,

When you meet an aquatic stranger and feel like you’re in danger, that’s a moray!

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

When you think it’s a carp but the teeth are too sharp, that’s a moray!

hansl,

When a grid’s misaligned with another behind, that’s a Moiré!

cmhickman358, to science_memes in Oopsie!

“Whoops, I dropped my monster admission pass that I use for my magnum botanical garden.”

blackbrook,

It’s not the size of your arboretum…

Rozz,

It’s not the growth of your trees

It’s the arrangement of your gardens

Assman, to science_memes in Birding is Voyeurism.
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”

Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

at_an_angle,

(Erm…ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It’s usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I’ve seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.

That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season

jaybone,

Are people hunting with 50 cats?

Scubus,

I’ve never seen it, but I’m sure there are some furry armies out there.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, to science_memes in it's got the juice

You’re leaving out a whole sister

1847953620,

This just got way kinkier. And I’m into it.

DudeDudenson, to science_memes in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

Is it just me or is office 365 just worse and more impractical than the old office suites?

CallMeButtLove,

In what way? I use it a lot and feel like it’s still on par with the older versions. It’s got some annoying “Microsoft-y” things typical to them from the last 10 years or so but I think the core functionality is still intact.

BombOmOm,
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s mostly because they keep trying to push other services down your throat. For example, opening a link in Outlook opens it in Edge, even when your default browser is something else. I can’t use Edge for that link, I’m not signed into stuff there. So now, because of retarded decisions like that, Outlook actually is missing basic features that Hotmail in the 90s had.

CheddarBiscuits,

FYI you can change that in settings to launch the systems default browser. Extra steps yes, but the option is there.

cheesebag,

because of retarded decisions like that

“Retarded”, really? JFC what is this, 2001?

Tattorack,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

The definition of “retardation” is as follows:

  1. The act or process of delaying or impeding.
  2. The condition of being delayed or impeded.
  3. The extent to which something is held back or delayed.

Considering that the features being complained about impede the user, calling those features “retarded” is an adequate description.

It is also in-fitting with the definition of lacking of intellectual development; as mentioned, other programs do not feature such impediments, and in the case of Office 365, may actually be a regression of features.

lambalicious,

Caveat emptor ESL here but, while that’s true, wouldn’t under those terms “retarding” be a much better fit?

daellat,

Yes the decision isn’t retarded, it was made fast enough. The consequence is retarding though.

cyberfae,
@cyberfae@lemmy.world avatar

because of retarded decisions like that

You know you could have just used shitty instead of using a slur, which would have the same emphasis without the baggage of the other word.

ADTJ,

If you really felt it necessary to offer a synonym, you could have said “backward” … because that’s what the word actually means

aStonedSanta,

Idiot. Moron. Imbecile. All words used as retarded before it. 🤷‍♂️

plenipotentprotogod, to science_memes in BIG GEOLOGY
don,

Are there handguns small enough to fit inside a Petri dish? Or do you just aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Does the handgun need to be loaded? If it must be loaded, will blanks suffice? Does a larger caliber reduce the time needed to aim the handgun at the Petri dish? Is there a specific distance to the dish from which one must aim the handgun? Are rifles, shotguns, and machine guns specifically excluded? Will a sword work? It’s generally made of the same kind of material as a handgun. Is it necessary to stand on a chair while wearing a lab coat while aiming the handgun? Can two hands be used to aim the handgun? Does engaging the handgun’s safety have any effect on the contents of the Petri dish?

XKCD’s not being very helpful.

Icalasari,

Blank probably would work. Those can still kill at point blank

misterundercoat,

If we just go around shooting cancer cells, we’ll end up with bullet-resistant super-cancers.

Iron_Lynx,

If we can harvest those to make ballistic vests, then I see opportunities.

rockerface,

So, like Venom?

1024_Kibibytes,

I don’t know of any handguns small enough to fit into a petri dish. The handgun must be loaded and fired at the petri dish. A large caliber will be easier to aim since it would decrease the need for accuracy. Close range is a better distance. Shotguns and machine guns would do an even better job, rifles are fine. A sword decreases the likelihood of destroying a virus because of its low energy. Standing on a chair while wearing a lab coat makes you look cooler. Two hands can be used to aim the gun if it helps you. The handgun will not fire with the safety on, thus decreasing the probability of destroying the virus.

ChillCapybara, to science_memes in Seasonal Affective Disorder

Getting tired of the loss resurgence but this was inspired. Kudos my friend

DashboTreeFrog,

The internet has proven to be very clever with its “loss” memes. I keep seeing innovative and/or fun applications of it before I ever feel they’re getting stale.

kerrigan778,

I will never be tired of it… Maybe…

elbarto777, (edited )

Loss resurgence?

Edit: nevermind. I got it now.

somtwo,

Is there an angry upvote on Lemmy yet?

spudwart, to science_memes in 🤌🤌🤌
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Ah yes, My favorite Italian dishes, Waffles and Defects.

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

Big fan of antignocchi myself. It's got that certain taste of total annihilation you can't get anywhere else.

fossilesque, (edited ) to science_memes in 🦃 happy turkey day 🦃
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Answer:

spoileri over eight.

Bebo,

Finally figured out after repeating it 2-3 times in my mind. Before that I was like what has i by 8 got to do with thanksgiving.

Melkath, (edited )

Thanks for making sure to keep the dumbos included but still making us work just a little to be included.

TheEntity,

I still don't get it. Any help?

Hereforpron2, (edited )

Square root of -1 is called i because it’s an imaginary number

Melkath,

Thanks for giving the last piece of the answer so everyone can be included, and those who didn't know can learn.

Hereforpron2,

Just wish I could remember the spoiler formatting haha

Hereforpron2, (edited )

Square root of -1 is called i because it’s an imaginary number butl gets used often

SomeoneSomewhere,

TitleI over-ate.

MossyFeathers, (edited )

The square root of negative 1 is “i”. The “i” referrs to an imaginary number. When you square a number (e.g. 2^2 ) the result will always be positive. This is because you are multiplying the number with itself, and a negative number multiplied by another negative number will be positive. So -2 * -2 = 4, -3 * -3 = 9, and so on.

A square root is the inverse of this. It attempts to find what the original number was that was squared, so sqrt(4) = 2, sqrt(9) = 3, and so on. However, what do you do if you have sqrt(-4)? There’s no way for a square to result in a negative number, so the result must be imaginary. So sqrt(-4) = 2i, sqrt(-9) = 3i, and so on. As such, sqrt(-1) = i.

For the next part, when you divide one number by another, it is sometimes referred to as [first number] over [second number].

Finally, 8, well, sounds like “ate”.

So sqrt(-1)/8 = i/8 = i over eight= I over ate.

(Sorry if this came off as condescending near the end, I’m trying to be thorough in case you aren’t a native English speaker)

Hjalamanger,
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

Thank you! I only got as far as i divided by 8… But now I kinda get it (-: |>

TheEntity,

It seems I was only having trouble with the connecting "eight" to "ate", but damn, this is a solid explanation of the other parts too!

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

Very thorough. I’ll just add stylization: √−̅1̅ = 𝑖

Edit: minus

glibg10b,

Forgot the minus

GlitchyDigiBun, to science_memes in stop, coma time
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

To be clear, you too go into a coma when your core body temperature gets low enough, the vibration just staves it off

bdonvr,

I don’t think you normally ever come out of the coma though

FooBarrington,

“You’re not dead until you’re warm and dead”

NumbersCanBeFun,
@NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

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  • bdonvr,

    Eh, it’s possible certainly but generally has a low survival rate.

    LillyPip,

    You’re not dead until you’re warm and dead.

    Doesn’t apply to reptiles, though.

    JackGreenEarth, to science_memes in Can't we just talk about it without the maths? Guys?

    If God can exist without being created by something, why can’t the universe?

    AlpineSteakHouse,

    Not my argument but causality is a principle of the universe and may not be applicable to entities which exist outside of it.

    The universe is bound by physical rules but something which exists outside of it may not be. Of course this is pure conjecture but you can find interesting theological arguments beyond creationists.

    m_f,
    @m_f@midwest.social avatar

    The argument I’ve heard is “It must stop somewhere, and whatever it stops at, we’ll call that god”. It’s not a good argument, because it then hopes that you conflate the Judeo-Christian deity with that label and make a whole bunch of assumptions.

    It’s often paired with woo that falls down to simply asking “Why?”, such as “Nothing could possibly be simpler than my deity”

    JackGreenEarth,

    So if it stops at the universe, the universe itself is called ‘God’?

    Nougat,

    To which I would ask, "Why are you using the word 'god'?"

    acockworkorange,

    Everybody asks what is god, why is god… Nobody asks how is god.

    …and it’s pronounced “jod” BTW.

    m_f,
    @m_f@midwest.social avatar

    Yeah exactly, though then you’d generally get arguments pushing you towards “But it’s actually totes Jesus”.

    TheFinn,

    Furthermore, what does he need with a starship?

    NattyNatty2x4, (edited )

    Agreed, the big issue with their argument here is that “god” implies sentience, which isn’t something we have any reason to assume exists for whatever’s at the “stop somewhere” point. If energy was the starting point for example, I doubt these people would be down with calling heat a god

    Morphit,
    @Morphit@feddit.uk avatar

    Reject deities; return to sun worship.

    DroneRights,

    Unless we adopt conscious realism, which holds that conscious agents are what the universe is made of, and matter and energy are fake

    jaycifer,

    On the contrary, I’d argue energy mostly meets many of the philosophical criteria for God.
    Omnipotence: It literally is what drives stuff to happen.
    Omnipresence: It is present to some degree in all things everywhere for all time, though you could argue about vacuum.
    Omniscience: See omnipresence, although having knowledge implies some level of consciousness, which is pretty debatable. My psychedelic phase tells me that it’s totally a thing, but I’ll be the first to admit that’s not a rational argument.
    Omnibenevolence: I don’t understand why God needs to be good.

    NattyNatty2x4,

    I mean your argument stumbles at the exact point of my original comment. We have no reason to think it has any form of consciousness, and therefore no reason to believe it’s omniscient. On top of that, even if it was conscious, arguing it’s omniscient because it’s omnipresent assumes that it isn’t a collection of distinct consciousnesses and is instead one giant being, which we also have no reason to believe one possibility over the other.

    jadero,

    What is this stop business? I have it on good authority that it’s turtles all the way down.

    Belgdore,

    It’s just the one turtle flying through space, the Great A’Tuin

    Kyyrypyy,

    If I remember correctly from my hazy years of school philosophy classes, it was Thomas Aquinas who suggested it. Who was a friar, so that’s why the assumption of the religion.

    Also, I understood the core idea being that God isn’t what IS the beginning, but that the point where human mind can’t comprehend beyond is God. Which, back then, and even now, I considered to be a lazy copout for a philosopher, as the point of a philosopher is to test the limits of our understanding.

    Then again, for friar to state that the end solution is not god for their thinkings, at that time and place, would’ve probably result in being positioned as a centerpiece of a bonfire.

    Knusper,

    It’s also a bad argument, because the concept of things being ‘created’ is an entirely human one. It’s us who decided that if a pile of pre-existing atoms are moved into the shape of a chair, we’ll say that chair was ‘created’.

    Aside from this conceptual creation, nothing is ever created in the universe, as far as we know. Atoms don’t ever just pop into existence out of thin air.

    I have heard the argument that the universe was just as well ‘created’ in the conceptual sense, so everything existed beforehand, it was just moved into a shape that we recognize as ‘universe’ today.
    But that would still mean there’s no argument for a creator and of course, this is simply not what most people mean when they talk about the creation of the universe.

    Voyajer, to science_memes in Roots of Mother Appalachia
    @Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

    At their highest it was estimated that the Appalachians were comparable to the Himalayas, with the potential for multiple Everest height mountains along the chain.

    uniqueid198x,

    This is because thats basically the upper limit for how tall a mountain can be on this planet.

    ech,

    What’s the limiting factor? I assume it’s something with gravity?

    MonkderZweite, (edited )

    I guess, because taller mountains need a bigger/heavier base (Mnt Everest is only a few km over it’s base, stone is too brittle) and a too heavy base gets “liquid” on, or literally under the plate (it’s magma underneath).

    Only guessing though.

    But then there’s Himalaya and the whole mongolian ranges on the same plate…

    Seeing it like that, we are beings of energy, existing on the thin skin of a ball of molten stone, revolving around a ball of fire.

    uniqueid198x,

    Mountain bases can support a lot. Everest is not terribly tall from its base, true, but Denali is 5500 meters from base to top and Mauna Kea rises to 10000 meters over base.

    Its also a bit of an incorrect picure to think of the interior magma as a liquid. It can flow, but it can also sieze up or crack. Its an in-between, like corn starch and water.

    uniqueid198x,

    Its indirectly gravity. The taller the mountain, the more eroding force can be pleced on it. Water travels faster and therefore cuts deeper.

    Everest is still uplifting fairly quickly at 1mm a year, but its also eroding at roughly the same pace and won’t get significantly taller than it is now. The same is true for the rest of the Himalaya as well, the whole range is eroding at a very high pace.

    The Himalaya are home to some very spectacular canyons, including the largest canyon above water. The geology there is on full display and incredible.

    768,

    Plate tectonics and isostasy: Ocean ridges can only push so much and the denser a mountain range is, the higher the stress on the crust and mantle material.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rk2jx3eRDE

    I guess this only explains the positive constraints of orogenesis.

    wildginger,

    They are also only half of the original mountain range, which was split when pangaea split apart.

    The other half is now resting across europe, I think along the northern range.

    Serisar,

    The scottish highlands are the continuation of the appalachians. Those long striations you can easily see on heightmaps is pretty much the most easily noticeable features of both ranges.

    calculusqu33n,

    Just found a very interesting article on this!! vividmaps.com/central-pangean-mountains/

    snake_cased, to memes in Just sayin
    @snake_cased@lemmy.ml avatar

    Landownership is wrong all together.

    If you think about it, it is completely absurd, why anyone assumes the right to ‘own’ a piece of land. Or even more land than the other guy. Someone must have been the person to first come up with the idea of ownership, but it is and was never based on anything other than an idea, and we should question it.

    After all inheritance of landownership is a major cornerstone of our unjust and exploitative society.

    Blackmist,

    That’s all well and good but I don’t want you living in my garden.

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    Every generation, people want to try new things and it’s nice. But landownership can and has been and good thing in a way that just going back to “anarchy” wouldn’t work. E.g. creation of ghettos, who gets to farm the best land, etc.

    So then the suggestions are that the land are owned and “managed” by the state apparatus. Now we have a few famines in history to show us how gaining favor in a political system is not the best way to manage the land.

    I’m open to better suggestions but just shitting on land ownership seems easy and unproductive.

    Aasikki,

    If someone owns a house, they kinda have to own at the very least some land around it. I just don’t really see any other way for that to work. Would be interesting to hear how that could work otherwise.

    lepinkainen,

    You can rent the land too. It’s cheaper in the short term, more expensive in the long term.

    snaprails,
    @snaprails@feddit.uk avatar

    There’s a thing called leasehold whereby you own the building and lease the land usually for 99 years after which it returns to the freeholder. It’s one of the reasons that the US embassy in London moved from Mayfair to Nine Elms. It was the only US embassy in the world that the US government didn’t own, the freehold belongs to the Grosvenor family (i.e. Lord Grosvenor). When the US tried to buy the freehold the Grosvenor family refused but agreed to a 999 year lease in exchange for the return of 12000 acres of Florida that was confiscated from them after the Revolutionary War - yes, they’ve been landowners for a very long time! I think the US made sure to buy the freehold of the new site at Nine Elms (they sold the remainder of the 999 year lease in Mayfair for an undisclosed sum) 😀

    Blue_Morpho,

    Now we have a few famines in history to show us how gaining favor in a political system is not the best way to manage the land.

    Doesn’t that also mean The Irish famine shows private land ownership isn’t the best way to manage land?

    Jax,

    The potato famine was caused by a new type of blight being brought from the Americas back to Europe.

    I don’t see how being beaten by a novel disease has anything to do with private land ownership.

    meyotch,

    They grew enough potatoes to feed the population in spite of the blight losses. However said taters fetched a higher price abroad. So fuck the poor, I guess.

    Jax,

    Yeah ok, I didn’t consider that.

    Hard to argue with that.

    exocrinous,

    Also they would have had a higher diversity of crops if not for landlords. Landlords were extorting farmers and the only way the farmers could pay the bills was with the vegetable that had the highest margin. Farmers were forced to switch from other crops to growing potatoes by their landlords.

    Blue_Morpho, (edited )

    The blight affected all of Europe, yet only Ireland had severe famine because while the French government bought food for their citizens, the English government publicly declared the invisible hand of the free market would fix the famine.

    Similarly the Ukraine famine was crop failure due to bad weather conditions that affected all of Eastern Europe. The crop failure wasn’t caused by the Soviets. Yet only Ukrainians died because the Soviets shipped Ukrainian food to Moscow in the same way Irish died because of free markets shipping Irish food to London. (Yes, Ireland was still a net exporter of food during the famine.)

    When natural disasters occured it’s, “Millions died because of communism.” Yet when millions die under the free market it’s only the natural disaster and not capitalism.

    WanderingVentra,

    I’m pretty sure the Native Americans didn’t believe in land ownership, at least not individual land ownership, more of a communal version, and it worked out well for them. They had huge societies, vast trade networks, and were able to feed themselves fine. It requires a different, non-capitalist, non-Western mindset, but it can work.

    DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

    Define for the class what you think anarchy means, and, wait one minute, you think ghettos are created by people not recognizing private land ownership?

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    Anarchy in 2 words, no state. It’s mostly a thing in history in opposition to something else.

    Don’t be silly, I know why ghettos are created. My point was more towards the organization of urbanization through land ownership can help.

    Now what do you propose we implement instead?

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    There’s quite a lot of thought missing from your definition of anarchy, including, ya know, all of the ideas on how to make that work, and the assumption by most that it wouldn’t be an immediate process, and for someone that knows how ghettos are created, you sure used it as a criticism of an idea that would make them literally impossible, while doubling down on insisting that the thing creating ghettos can solve the ghettos if you… Do it more, and harder?

    I don’t actually believe in the dissolution of private property, at least in regards to individual land ownership. I just take issue with people stating their opinions as facts, especially when they’re just flat out wrong.

    deathbird,

    all of the ideas on how to make that work

    Tbf, that seems like it would depend on the flavor of anarchism.

    DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

    Which is rather part of the problem, as a lot of modern anarchists don’t believe in the dissolution of the state, at least as a deliberate policy, thus the idea that Marxists and anarchists are ultimately working towards the same goal (communism) and disagreeing on the methods to achieve it.

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    Yeah i was referring to the dissolution of property rights when referring to anarchy. It was more colloquial than the actual system. Yes I didn’t copy the wiki for anarchy because it was irrelevant.

    Not sure where you took the opinion as facts thing but okay…

    nexguy,
    @nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

    People like the idea of the stability ownership offers. You can’t be kicked out of your house or off your land you own because your income dropped out lost a job. How would you suggest this stability is maintained?

    Pyr_Pressure,

    Unfortunately land will fall into disrepair if someone doesn’t actually own it. They have no incentive to invest in its upkeep if it can just be taken away at any moment. There’s a reason rental buildings have a reputation for being unkempt, the renters don’t want to pay for the upkeep since it’s not theirs and the landlords don’t want to pay for the upkeep because they don’t live there.

    It gets even worse if government owns it, it would take 6 months just to get a light bulb changed let alone a new roof or hedges trimmed.

    Varan1,

    Land that falls into “disrepair” has already been savaged, devastated and altered by greedy human hands in the first place.

    ruplicant,
    @ruplicant@sh.itjust.works avatar

    so i guess over 20% of houses in Austria, Netherlands, or Denmark have no lights and leaking roofs. if only those people got their own…

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