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hdnsmbt, to science_memes in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)

okay SO, yeah, well, anyway, okay like, there’s this HILARIOUS RIVELRY going on between those two teachers I no and it’s all written DOWN in scientifatic PAPERS that are publicly available for anyone but I won’t LINK them because shirley my badly spelt TALE of what happened sprinkled with RANDOM capitalized WORDS is much more HILARIOUS than anybody readings it FOR themselves

RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) to memes in $1 grilled cheese

There would be a line around the block. This is the grilled cheese of everyone’s childhood. Add a sprinkle of salt or use salted butter when cooking on the skillet and I would be in line with everyone else holding a fiver.

someguy3, (edited )

Salt? That’s it, your head’s going on the griddle.

Custoslibera,

Man, I’m so embarrassed for them.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

Really? A very light sprinkle of salt when the sandwich is on the buttered griddle is the shit, especially if you’re using a cheese that is lower in salt. Get that nice crust on the bread with a savory pop. Combine that with a tomato soup and it’s the bomb.

Don’t knock it until you try it.

Edit: bloody purists. Gonna turn this into a melt/grilled cheese thing aren’t you.

someguy3,

(in case you never got it, read the right side of the food truck.)

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

But I didn’t say anything about a tomato!

(Yeah, I missed it)

someguy3,

Tomato soup? Gonna have to flip your head over on the griddle. This is embarrassing for you.

AgentGrimstone,

You’re really asking for it, huh.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Use a thin layer of mayonnaise instead of butter before putting it on the pan for a commercial-worthy grilled cheese.

brown567, to science_memes in Solanum Smoothies

I don’t know why tomatoes are always the go-to “technically a fruit”

There are ones that are a lot weirder

Legumes are also fruits, so peanut butter is a smoothie

Heck, refried beans are a smoothie!

hglman,

I think its fair to say a smoothie at least means you drink it from a cup. Is this how you’re refried beans?

candybrie,

Smoothie bowls are pretty popular.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Wait you don’t?

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I have actually done that… well, I had a medical problem with swallowing and I was making shakes of all kinds of savory foods. Sorta like smooth soups… chicken and broth, roast beef with rice and potatoes, beans with salsa and cilantro… pretty good actually. I kinda miss the chicken milk.

Dudewitbow,

Because some people dont have the mindset of yhe biological(the scientific mindset) and culinary(the common mindset) seperate.

Tomato is common for it because its a fruit biologically and a vegetable culinarily.

Other examples of it in common practice is “berries”. Culinarily, strawberries and raspberries are berries, and bananas arent. Biologically its the opposite.

OrnateLuna, to science_memes in This one goes out to all the pipettes I dropped.

I do wonder how much waste is produced from medical equipment, scientific experiments and safety equipment.

Personally I feel it’s justified as opposed to like plastic packaging, dumping waste water and that whole thing but yeah would like to see a better breakdown of waste production

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

More than anyone wants to admit and it usually gets incinerated for safety reasons, depending on how good your regulations are. Labs have to contract services for this.

Candelestine, to science_memes in trees are pretty great.

tbf, I’ve always loved the truth-seeking behavior at the heart of interdisciplinary academic squabbles about which science is more scientific than which other ones.

Leads to further pressures to improve methodology via cross-pollination anyway.

Though it does get out of hand sometimes. But in an environment with enough competitive young people, I think things getting out of hand on occasion is more or less inevitable, so whatever.

Of course, it’s my own training in certain skillsets that makes me prefer this view.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, I think a little friendly “competition” can be healthy, but it often turns into outright dismissal of other fields/ideas and needless cutting down because they view others as a threat. Someone else’s success undermines their own, that sort of thing. That is not productive and can even be damaging.

tdawg,

It’s kinda baffaling to me that we don’t encourage more hybrid degrees for scientific reaearch. Like even if it was just 10% of the field that seems highly valuable

DroneRights,

Apparently every field needs computer scientists

protist, to science_memes in One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

There are roughly 2,200,000 known animal species, and 400,000 of those are just beetles. Entomologists estimate there are 10 quintillion insects on Earth

metallic_z3r0,

Makes sense. Insect lifespans are so short that evolution can be much faster. Primates have been around for 65 million years and only have 431 species, a life form with 1/20th the lifespan at best would have to speciate much faster than that.

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

More likely the small size, flight and the holometabolous lifestyle.

There is the theory that the number of species is related to the number of available niches. For mammals, a tree may offer 2-3 with the ground, the branches and maybe something like burrowing (this is just for illustration purposes).

Insects can live in the leaves, dead branches, inside the wood, in the mosses, on the ground, in the leaf litter layer, burrowing etc., etc. because they are so small. They can also easily transit between different places because most of them can fly.

Because the larvae of holometabolous insects can occupy a completely different niche than the adults, every combination of niches can more or less be considered a new niche.

All of this is reflected in the species richness of insects. The primary wingless groups of insects are not very diverse compared to winged insects. And within the winged insects, the holometabolous species make up the vast majority. Hymenoptera, flies and beetles make up the majority of insects and they are all winged and holometabolous. If you just look at the hemimetabolous ones, they aren’t much more diverse than other groups of arthropods.

blindsight, to science_memes in linguistics

Obligatory alt text:

“Do you feel like the answer depends on whether you’re currently in the hole, versus when you refer to the events later after you get out? Assuming you get out.”

XKCD should always include the alt text, imho. It’s often the better punchline (as in this case, imho.)

miss_brainfart, to science_memes in Shame.
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

40+ is where it gets really interesting, introducing the possibility of getting delirious with weirdly unsettling hallucinations.

Don’t fuel them by watching TV is all I’m gonna say.

olutukko,

I had 40-41 as a kid and it was so surreal. Especially because it was mod summer

saruwatarikooji,

Once had the flu with a fever of 106-107(almost 42c)…I was taken to the hospital and the doctor literally threw me into an ice bath… I was crying and he said “I’m sorry but you will be dead soon unless we drop that fever”

I had to continue taking ice baths at home because the fever kept creeping back up to that range. They’re not fun…

Vqhm,

While 104 is contact an MD range.

Fevers have to get to 108F to cause brain damage. 106F is definitely in the seek treatment range!

But normal fevers between 100° and 104° F (37.8° - 40° C) are good for sick children.

Cite: seattlechildrens.org/…/fever-myths-versus-facts/

giantfloppycock, to science_memes in high rise

kickass sky bridges too

c0mpost,

And a translucent double dome to protect from air pollution. Very modern architecture 10/10

cmgvd3lw,

And floating light to illuminate the night sky. Modern indeed.

RandomVideos, (edited ) to science_memes in aLiEnS!!1

A couple years ago my chemistry teacher told my class that the Egyptians had really advanced technology (technology even more advanced than our own) thousands of years ago but it all got lost because they started a nuclear war

Edit: she told us that the evidence was that there were smartphone paintings

Adkml,

Great filter theory bit it already happened and nobody noticed.

xilliah,

She must go to some good parties.

DefinitelyNotAPhone,
@DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net avatar

Famously impossible thing to detect in historical records: massive amounts of uranium-235.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Sounds like he was sneaking sniffs in the flammable cabinet a little too often.

slumlordthanatos, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

mhswtf,

WHEN YOUR SEE THE WHITE WHALE

neoproterozoic,

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

ObsceneGondolier,

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

xantoxis, to science_memes in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)

WHERE IS PART 3 I NEED TO KNOW THE FALLOUT

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Man said “rivels” and “utalizied”

corsicanguppy,

This comedy lost me at ‘literally’, because that’s how I know I don’t need to invest more time on it. Hey Skippy! Learn another adverb, okay?

I get that colleges are no longer failing papers with 3rd-grade spelling mistakes and comma splices at it ruins the uni’s bottom line. But I miss even when unis had just a little more pride in themselves.

Gaspar, (edited )
@Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I went hunting and found OOP’s blog. There isn’t much more to the story, which I will transcribe here:

until like LAST WEEK
professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”
and obviously all the students are like “oh i didn’t know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine
and shes like “yeah, it’s Professor A”
and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT
we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy
like, you gotta understand, these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go on trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in separate cars and literally NEVER work at home. it is SO funny

CaveExploder, to science_memes in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)

What a weird idea that there is any sort of rivalry between two data types used in the same science. I have a hard time believing that any geospatial science professor is in a war over this. Analogously this would be like two carpenters having a war over saws vs hammers. They are both indispensable tools in carpentry. Sometimes you saw something and then use a hammer on the next step, sometimes you hammer something and saw something next. It’s… You use both. You’ll always use both.

MNByChoice,

Great advertising though. Everyone that reads the letters will learn their names.

Synthuir,

But someone making about as many spelling mistakes as there are words in the post should be the first red flag. This reads like someone who slept through an intro to GIS course, or someone who hates ESRI (based?) and wanted to simultaneously send their entire board of directors into seizures.

Anyway, QGIS gang 😎

herrwoland, to science_memes in Walrus FOV is a meme waiting to happen.
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Brickhead92, to science_memes in *Neanderthals hunting mammoth* (1897), unknown artist, artwork photograph courtesy of The Beaker Institute Science Library

This image really puts the snuff in snuffleupagus.

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