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KingJalopy, to science_memes in Cave Bear
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Goes back in time

Bro, awesome bear!

Dude, that’s a cat…

Agent641,

Goes back in time

Plot twist: its a self-portrait

pete_the_cat, to science_memes in womp

NaBrO

vsis, to memes in $1 grilled cheese
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I wonder if it have a vegan option.

w2tpmf,

Here’s your plain toast

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Ah yes, the classic dish: Grilled Null Sandwich.

phorq,

Well, it’s grilled cheese. You can remove the cheese yourself, see what I care.

OmnipotentEntity,
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

Sure, I’d give you dry toast for $1.

Conyak, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

I realize this is a joke but how could this be profitable? The ingredients alone are more than a dollar.

glitch1985,

Where are you where it would cost more than $1. Buying product in bulk would be very cheap.

Patches, (edited )

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  • Donkter,

    Gas for the generator is where it would kill you. Your best bet is to make all the grilled cheese as fast as possible to save on gas and dispense them throughout the day.

    Tavarin,
    @Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

    Labor for a single grilled cheese is super easy. If you’re selling a lot of them this could be decently profitable.

    Conyak, (edited )

    I live on earth. Even if you’re buying bulk, it will still be more than a dollar to make. The bread alone bought in bulk would still be around $0.25 per slice. That’s 50 percent of the cost right there.

    glitch1985,

    I just priced it out from ingredients bought from Sam’s club. 33 cents for two slices of bread, one slice of American cheese, and I added an extra 5 cents for butter substitute.

    32b99410_da5b,

    I think this meme is older than COVID, so it might’ve been slightly profitable back when it was first photoshopped?

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    July 7, 2019 - so yep.

    But still profitable after 4 years.

    Would make more money renting the food truck out as capsule sleeping for 6 people though, these days.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You’re getting ripped off.

    Who’s your bread guy?

    Conyak,

    I would love to see your source. I don’t buy bread in bulk but I have a friend who owns a local restaurant in my town. I know how much he pays for the bread he serves for breakfast and it doesn’t get cheaper than that.

    glitch1985, (edited )

    www.samsclub.com/sams/shop/product.jsp?productId=…|ANDROID|Featured_Products|Sara%20Lee%20Classic%20White%20Bread%20(20oz%2F2pk)

    Conyak,

    I’ll take your word for it. I’m not a member so it doesn’t show me the price. Looking forward to all the profitable $1 grilled cheese trucks coming soon.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You might be right about the profitability of the grilled cheese truck but it’s okay to admit you were wrong on the bread.

    It’s the internet, not one really cares if you are wrong.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    I fight seagulls for it.

    Youth these days think you buy everything and don’t understand a little labour goes a long way.

    ShaggySnacks,

    I imagine fighting the seagulls would be like living in a post-apocalyptic future scavenging for food.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    It’s great practice to keep my katana skills sharp.

    AWistfulNihilist,

    www.safeway.com/…/product-details.960013141.html

    This is not the cheapest, you can get better pricing than this with a Costco business account. Your friend is probably not serving the lowest price bulk bread available, they probably have some self respect.

    Conyak,

    Well even with that bread you are still spending about $0.25 per sandwich on bread. I still don’t see how that’s profitable after adding cheese and butter. You could do it by drastically reducing the amount of cheese and butter but is it really a grilled cheese when you put a single shred of cheese on it?

    Donkter,

    Honestly the cheese and butter together will probably cost less that $0.25 bulk cheese is cheap as hell and you’re using almost no butter per sandwich

    brambledog,

    If you buy enough cheese, it’s essentially free on a per serving basis with the expense being the shipping.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    I don’t buy in bulk, and I pay under $2usd for a loaf of basic white bread from any supermarket. After taxes, to be clear.

    If I were to bulk buy / business discount, it would be less.

    Dravin,

    Indeed. I can grab a loaf of cheap white bread from my local grocery store for under $2 which is cut into 22 slices.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    Cut those in half again and double your profit!

    brambledog,

    You are getting 22 slices? What brand are you getting? I feel like 16 is the standard but about 50% of the time I’m fairly certain it’s only 15 or 17.

    Dravin,

    Meijer and Walmart store brands of cheap ass white bread are 22 slices, Kroger is 21, and for a name brand example Sunbeam is 22. Nicer bread like Pepperidge Farm or Brownberry/Oroweat tends to be in the range of 16 slices per loaf (baring the thin sliced stuff) though.

    Donkter, (edited )

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/10315752?wmlspartner=wlpa&am…

    Here’s bread from Walmart for about $0.06 per slice.

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/10452423?athbdg=L1600&fr…

    Here’s cheese for $0.10 per slice

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/132893363?athbdg=L1200

    And butter for about $0.25 per ounce (you might use .5 oz per sandwich.) EDIT: checked my butter in my fridge, you’re probably using 1/4 of an ounce per sandwich if that.

    And none of these are in bulk, you can probably cut the cost in half or less buying even more generic products in bulk.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    25¢ per slice.

    You’re paying ~$5usd for a loaf of basic white bread? Wow.

    strawberrysocial,

    Where I live, it’s currently $4Cdn for a loaf of basic white Wonder bread, it’s $8.50Cdn for a stick of salted butter, and $5.50Cdn for a pack of 22 slices of processed cheese (not the thick slice type). My country is currently going through a bit of a cost of living crisis because shelter, heating, food costs are becoming insane. How much are those things where you live? I think it’s interesting the differences based on where we all are. 1$ for an entire grilled cheese sandwich in Canada would be considered an incredible deal for takeout food pricing.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    (presuming you mean $CAD for Canadian dollars, not cdn)

    $4cad = $2.90usd = 13.2c/slice

    $5.50cad = $4usd = 18.2c/slice

    That’s 44.5c each.

    That’s 125% profit. Given that a common margin aimed for is 100%, this is a good deal with your over priced products. And I don’t believe you can’t get basic white bread for less than $4cad in Canada.

    Also, $1usd is $1.37cad

    Tippon,

    In the UK I can currently buy an 800g loaf of bread for 45p (£0.45), a 500g tub of soft spread butter substitute for 99p (£0.99), and a 200g pack of 10 cheese slices for 65p (£0.65).

    Each sandwich would cost about 12p (£0.12) to make, excluding the energy costs.

    Doubling up on the cheese, or using higher quality cheese would still keep it under 20p per sandwich, and that’s off the shelf costs, no bulk discounts.

    Excuse me while I write up a business plan…

    wizzor,

    Because I have no life, I looked it up.

    Bread in Finland is about 0.1 usd per slice Low quality cheese is about 8 usd / kg, assuming you need about 20g/portion that’s 0.16 usd. Total is about 36c per portion.

    If we assume power consumption of 5kw for the whole operation and power cost of 20c/kWh, that’s 1usd/h

    Assuming sales of 60 units per hour -one per minute, thats 60 usd of revenue per hour and 22.6 usd of non labor cost, it leaves 37.4e for labor, taxes, permits, tools, fuel.

    It’s at least only feasible in high volume locations.

    Che_Donkey,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    When allocating food cost (in your costs) 36% is around where you want it-30% would be more ideal, but you can get that through sales, bulk discount etc. So, regardless of volume food cost % is basically where it should be.

    Some numbers in spain: slice cheese .19/slice bread .08/ slice (.16) Margarine (because: costs!) .04/10g .39

    To get closer to a feasible food cost you’d have to sell at 1.25

    TedZanzibar,

    I was with you until you suggested it would use 5kWh every hour. That’s an insane amount of power even if they were using an electric griddle, which is unlikely. A small generator would be enough to power the lighting and refrigeration and then the griddle would run on gas, which is way cheaper than electricity (or the petrol for the electric generator).

    I’d imagine energy costs would be a fraction of what you’ve calculated, and would scale up along with any increase in sales volume.

    wizzor,

    Depends on where you are, gas use is very rare here. Anyway the energy cost is a negligible part, you can halve or double it and it won’t change the business case.

    crystal,

    I make 37.4$ per hour? But what if I save on these 1$ per hour electricity costs

    apex32,

    Yes, it’s profitable. They lose money on each sale, but make up for it in volume.

    zalgotext,

    He did the math

    Zink,

    He did the melty math

    interceder270, (edited )

    Umm… what? 2 slices of white bread, 1 slice of American cheese, and some butter is not more than a dollar.

    You must be one of those people who complains about not having enough money when you spend it like an idiot.

    LoamImprovement,

    It doesn’t seem too unreasonable. Based on some quick searches, bulk cheese breaks down to about $.19 a slice, two pieces of bread is about $.10, butter is wobbly here because I don’t know exactly how much they’d be using, but let’s say half an ounce/1 Tbsp is about $.25? Probably not a whole lot of profit after the cart and rent for the space, but you could probably get close to breaking even if you sold enough and/or had a better bulk supplier than what I can see with 5 minutes of research.

    I_am_10_squirrels,

    It’s gonna margarine, not butter. Or some other kind of butter flavored spread.

    If you wanted to get a better estimate, go to McDonald’s, order something and add cheese. Whatever they charge you for the slice of cheese is probably double their cost.

    NocturnalMorning, to science_memes in That was a close one!!!

    The earth is on average 93 million miles from the sun… holy crap, does that mean the earth has been avoiding the sun this whole time???

    GBU_28,

    We are literally falling into it! We just keep “narrowly” missing it on the far sun horizon

    NocturnalMorning,

    Thank God we keep missing!

    dabaldeagul,
    @dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

    Seeing how orbit is just falling and missing, kinda?

    Frogodendron, to science_memes in A Civil Resolution

    Ah, that is a valid approach but not as entertaining as arguments consisting of “I need this more!” and “I’ve spent two years of my life for this article!” Speaking as a spectator.

    IHawkMike, to science_memes in When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!
    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    Randall made the same kind of joke in what-if.xkcd.com/141/ – can you find it?

    SatanicNotMessianic, to science_memes in best time of my life!!

    Grad school pro tip: Do not become the “computer person.”

    captainlezbian,

    Be the comp sci researcher who writes their code on paper and has someone else compile it because they don’t know how to use the things

    Jerkface,

    opens shoebox

    I encodeded the bytecode on punch cards! You know, for fun!

    nitefox, (edited )

    takes jarI captured 8 butterflies and taught them to flap their wings faster or slower based on a flute melody, which eccitate the molecules enough to produce energy which will be converted into a 0 and 1 signals

    XTornado,

    Finally a real programmer. Sideeffects: Might cause a typhon.

    Gork,

    Congratulations on completing your Druid training.

    Gork, (edited )

    It’s like that everywhere lol. Once you’re the “computer person” expect to be the resident IT person for the rest of your time there, whether it be academia, industry, or family.

    I once had to coach a coworker on how to attach a PDF to an email…

    spudwart, to science_memes in best time of my life!!
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    I feel like the Process of getting a PhD is concerning similar to getting the rank of Master in star wars.

    Good thing my chances of getting even a Masters is -1%

    fossilesque,
    @fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

    That’s just your odds of getting tenure after.

    lol3droflxp,
    @lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

    Don’t hurt me like that :(

    fossilesque,
    @fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

    Listen, we’re all on this sinking ship together.

    nitefox,

    what are your chances of getting the high ground?

    xantoxis, (edited ) to science_memes in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

    Ah yes, all natural phenomena including checks notes the one where someone cut down a tree with a saw

    Obi,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Maybe someone cut down that mountain with a really big saw?

    fsxylo, to science_memes in I am so connected to the earth rn.

    I, too, randomly think “Shutterstock”

    Steve,

    Do you whisper it, with an echo?

    DarkGamer, to science_memes in Seriously???
    @DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

    Strength squares as you scale up but mass cubes; creatures this large wouldn't be able to move their own body weight.

    jmcs,

    Godzilla is nuclear powered so he’s not limited by biological energy sources. There’s still the entire issue of the form factor, but for that I like John Scalzy’s take on the Kaiju Preservation Society.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    If you stop just before immobility, you'd have gargantuan fights at a glacial pace. Would be a terrible movie, but maybe a cool story or book.

    LetKCater2U,

    This must be the real reason we have earthquakes.

    slackassassin,

    I accept this new theory without any further consideration.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    A quick search suggests scientists haven't definitively proven it isn't the cause.

    famousringo,

    First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.

    stiephel, to science_memes in it's got the juice

    Pumpkin is there to watch the action and to suppress weeds

    HiddenLayer5,
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    Pumpkin is the bouncer at the corn and bean club

    Krauerking,

    Yeah it even stabs unwanted pests. You really need the squash in there to run interference on this public display of agricultural debauchery.

    Omega_Haxors, (edited ) to science_memes in soyjack

    Memeology is basically “here’s a funny thing that only got popular because a bunch of neo-nazis thought it was funny, then liberals wanted to fit in so they started using it too, then leftists started taking the piss out of it until they started using it unironically too, it’s only once corporations start getting involved does everyone agree to stop using it”

    bionicjoey, to science_memes in Kid's going places

    Isn’t this a joke from Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

    Masimatutu,
    @Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar
    nodimetotie,

    Huh, that photo even appears on the webpage

    Deebster,
    @Deebster@programming.dev avatar

    If I read it, will I understand why “feet” is in the sneeze-causing list?

    photonic_sorcerer,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    The smell?

    nodimetotie,

    I also don’t get it. Not everything that smells causes you to sneeze. None of the methods actually make sense. A feather tickles you, not makes you sneeze. And the pepper? The experiment is invalid. Did not disprove the hypothesis, needs more testing.

    NounsAndWords,

    I read it as a joke of increasing absurdity. Sniffing pepper makes people sneeze so that one works (besides the trying to make a plant sneeze part). He got a bit distracted by experiment 2 and mixed up the involuntary reactions sneezing and tickling and tries to tickle it with a feather. He then gets further distracted between experiment 2 and 3, and tests feet which are commonly ticklish.

    When I break it down like this you can see that it is a very funny joke, as one can always tell from a detailed explanation of the joke.

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