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Donjuanme, to memes in Why not?

Bring back the pirates to reduce global warming! Correlation is causation! Ramen!

heckypecky, to memes in Why not?

Bless his noodly appendage

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

HER noodly appendage, you heretic!

Haven’t your read the 95 Feces?

superduperenigma,

R’amen 🙏

OrteilGenou, (edited )

I believe that the big bang was an overcooked ravioli that burst us all into existence, in the name of the fusilli, the sacchettoni, and the holy gnocchi, al dente.

Overzeetop,

R’amen

GreenMario, to memes in Why not?

I sacrifice C:\Windows\System32 to you, old noodly one! 🗑️ Bless me with the computing power to pwn my enemies in CS2, see them driven before me on Twitch, and hear the Lamentations of their simps.

shalafi,

I’m an ordained minister in The Church of the FSM and I approve this liturgy. I should seriously ask Bobby if this can make it into official church doctrine.

GreenMario,

I just realized the meme said “believe” and not “delete” cuz I’m half blind and shit but whatever I was inspired anyways thanks to the FSM. No regrets

SnipingNinja,

FSM works in mysterious ways

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Have faith, my child, and rm -rf /.

Track_Shovel, to memes in Why not?
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Is this AI?

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

No idea, I found it on Mastodon and TinEye can’t trace it so probably.

HonkTonkWoman,

Pretty sure that this is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

May have to ask a practicing Pastafarian to weigh in on whether this is a legitimate depiction of the noodlely goodness, or whether it’s like a white Jesus situation.

shalafi,

I’m ordained in the Chruch and I’ll accept it.

Masimatutu, (edited )
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

I know, I just meant that I cannot find any source for this specific image, which means it’s probably AI-generated.

edit: And no, by the way, the depiction isn’t completely accurate because the balls are missing. Here is an accurate depiction:

https://wallpaperset.com/w/full/f/3/5/95007.jpg

HonkTonkWoman,

Ah, so you’re spreading blasphemy?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Damn iconoclasts!

lemmy,

It might be but the image is similar to other pastafarians depictions of the flying spaghetti monster.

Midjourney mostly creates scary looking ones with a simple input.

https://linkopath.com/pictrs/image/f199253f-54f3-4fa4-882a-0dc99c1a13f1.jpeg

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Damn, the Lovecraftian monsters in this thread are going to haunt my nightmares.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Or make you get into tentacle porn

MarmaladeMermaid,

But like, in a yummy way?

Holzkohlen,

And here I thought the communion wafers SOMEHOW being the body of christ or something. At least pastafari get to cut out all that allegorical nonsense.

Zink,

I like to think of them as cookbook-accurate angels.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That last one looks surprisingly like some of the biblically accurate angels.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a06ff170-7cea-4ff7-95cc-80b29f9d5e36.png

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Is this AI? If so amazing, and j want to know the prompts.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As far as I know, it is not.

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

“Be not afraid!”

Holzkohlen,

It says, it’s spaghetti endlessly writhing.

Starshader,
Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Holy cow I love this

Minarble,

No it’s an actual photo.

Big pasta is trying to suppress it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

No, this is Patrick.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
zepheriths, to memes in Why not?

I don’t mean to sound cynical, but Pastafarian Is ment to be a joke. named after Rastafarians. People that thought Haile Selassie was the second coming of Christ.

atlasraven31,

Just as valid as any other religion.

riesendulli,

Blasphemous. The great pastawars will lack a lot of sauce

DmMacniel,

have you minced your sauce?

Zink,

LET US SPILL SAUCE THIS DAY!

riesendulli,
SuddenDownpour,

Certified whoosh moment

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

And…?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Abrahamic religions started with a joke. God told Abraham to kill his son and then said it was just a prank, bro.

zepheriths,

That wasn’t the start was. It started when God said " go to the middle of nowhere bro, trust me bro" "If you’re going to make an insult, do it properly."

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FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Abrahamic religions began with the Binding of Isaac and Abraham’s “sacrifice” of circumcising himself.

Alteon, to memes in Why not?

Time…that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god’s ego. Apologizing for my “transgressions” because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore…because that makes a lot of sense. It’s just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.

PugJesus, to historyporn in Etruscan rhyton in the shape of a dog's head, terracotta, 475 BCE
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

Oh, I didn't notice and it's a bit late to change it now, but for future reference, stuff like this should go to HistoryArtifacts instead

PugJesus, to historyporn in Etruscan rhyton in the shape of a dog's head, terracotta, 475 BCE
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

I love Etruscan stuff! And what a great doggo! I bet he was the bestest boi

Ilovethebomb, to memes in The Economy

I think the actual story here is more interesting than the joke, to be honest. Where did this happen?

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

it’s from an earthquake in Taiwan straitstimes.com/…/taiwan-earthquake-tilting-resi…

hottari, to memes in The Economy

The economy has never been stronger. If you don’t count the few tech & crypto focused banks that collapsed early in the year.

BlinkerFluid, to memes in The Economy
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

Blockchain hype

Dead, buried, brought back to life, shot, brought back to life again and grafted to AI, beaten with a shovel, and currently laying in its own piss hoping 2024 is better to it.

Oh and Swift is apparently using chainlink for bank transactions, although most are wondering why on earth this would make chainlink holders any richer instead of the dev team and Sergey himself.

(it won’t)

lurch, to memes in The Economy

I don’t think those hypes are proppin up any the economy. Basic needs, like food, do. Those hypes are like the furniture in top floor of that building.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Sure, that’s the real economy, but the way the west measures it is largely based on how the stock market is doing.

lurch,

I’m in the west and i don’t. I think we like to use GDP and Inflation. Those could be better, but they are not too bad. The stock market is mostly for gambling.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

A lot of the mainstream economists in the west focus on the stock market, even of you don’t personally.

Meanwhile, GDP and inflation are not great measures either. GDP in particular is very problematic because it doesn’t measure productive labor. For example, health insurance industry is a large chunk of the GDP in US. It employs a lot of people while producing nothing for value for society

And the problem with inflation is with how it gets measured. For example, food and housing prices are growing far faster than the official inflation numbers.

OsrsNeedsF2P, to memes in The Economy

Forgot quantum computing hype!

IzzyData,
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

Quantum computing? That’s so 2010. 😅

Fox, to memes in The Economy
@Fox@pawb.social avatar

The beam already on the ground should say “irresponsible monetary policy”

explodicle,

That’s just blockchain hype in disguise 🥸

Fox,
@Fox@pawb.social avatar

I’m talking about the Fed, but you better believe that money found its way into crypto and startups with dubious value props

explodicle,

If the Fed can’t provide good monetary policy, then one of those value props isn’t dubious!

Fox,
@Fox@pawb.social avatar

You’re not wrong

JusticeForPorygon, to memes in Average capitalism enjoyer
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe evidence points towards the pyramids being built by paid workers, and I think some even got to be buried in their own smaller pyramids

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Correct, except smaller pyramids, those were also for the kings only, workers building pyramids had their own cementaries iirc.

But knowledge of this fact actually makes this meme even more relatable - the people in it were closer to wage slaves like us.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Correct, conditions of the workers of the Pyramids and Temples

-8 h per day, 6 days a week

-Free housing, food and a small garden for themselves and their families

-Medical assistance and care in sick leave due to illness and accident.

-Exempt from paying taxes

-Care and assistance for the old ex-workers.

(better than today in most countries)

Slaves (mostly prisoners of war and criminals) were naturally also used, but only for basic jobs and assistance. The Pharao knew very well that if he wants a job well done, he cannot get it with slaves and in poor conditions, but with well-cared and happy professionals.

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