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saltesc, to memes in Ohhh

I don’t get US spelling of “meter” for the metric system they don’t even use. My car dashboard is two meters wide. Speedometer and tachometer. It’s probably about half a metre wide.

I dunno what a kilometer would be. A device that can measure anything in thousands of something; weight, volume, speed, etc.

“The scale says you weigh 0.07 metric tonnes.”

“Oh my god, I’m so fat.”

“No, that’s only 70kg, it’s this stupid kilometer. Makes everything seem bigger than it is.”

UnverifiedAPK,

Well you have me- from proto-european which means to measure.

Then you have metrical (metricus/metrikos from Latin/Greek) that means to measure rhythm in poetry.

Mētrum/Metron again from Latin/Greek meaning “measure, length, size, limit, proportion”

Then “metre” which is originally a unit of length. Then you have a “metre stick” which is a stick used to measure a metre. You can blame the French for basically calling it a “measurement stick” but it refers to a very specific measurement.

Then you have the -or suffix in Latin which means “to have to do with” or “to pertain to”. Then that turns in to -re and -er in Old English.

And like everything else - Brittan used both for centuries before deciding one was “right” and everyone else is at fault for the other way (just like how “Soccer” is a British term). Famously Shakespeare used both -re and -er.

Lastly, the US uses the metric system for its professions. It’s layman’s terms that don’t use metric.

Viking_Hippie,

I dunno what a kilometer would be. A device that can measure anything in thousands of something; weight, volume, speed, etc

It’s the opposite. A kilometer is a thousand meters, a kilowatt is a thousand watts and a kilogram is a shitload of cocaine.

CyberEgg,

opens a german dictionary
it says „Meter“
shrugs

Viking_Hippie,

Now that you have it open, could you find a funny compound noun or two? I love those!

CyberEgg, (edited )

I’m German, I don’t need a dictionary for that. We make them up on the fly. For example, Autowaschanlagenführer or Türöffnungsmechanismuswartung

Viking_Hippie,

I remember a little German from it being mandatory in school here in Denmark where we also like compound nouns so imma give it a shot:

“Car wash hose boss” and “door opening mechanism maintenance”?

CyberEgg,

“door opening mechanism maintenance”

Yes

“Car wash hose boss”

Almost. „Car wash operator“ it is.

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

If I worked in a car wash I would demand to be called a hose boss

Viking_Hippie,

Same tbh 😂

rob64,

How about Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung? That’s my personal favorite, though it lacks umlauts.

Viking_Hippie,

I’m guessing that means speed limit? Nice 😂

Bene7rddso,

Yes

rob64,

Okay I’m curious. With Danish being a Germanic language, how much are you benefiting from cognates and the like when making your guesses?

Viking_Hippie,

Some. Danish isn’t as closely related to German as it is to Norwegian or Swedish, but there are a lot of similarities such as similar words. Danmark is mostly an even weirder than Dutch combination of German and English 😁

rob64,

Weirder than Dutch? I do not believe this.

Viking_Hippie,

I know it’s a tall order but I’m pretty sure it’s true. Danish is a really weird language 😄

Kecessa,

I think you need to rework that one bud.

Nepenthe,
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Because homonyms are the worst part of any language and Noah Webster agrees with me.

for the metric system they don’t even use.

British people will fund pirates to steal our measuring weights, only to convert themselves 200 years later and then act like the US doesn't have a single STEM field. And then drive by the mile for a pint of milk.

Trekman10, to maliciouscompliance in Pretty funny indeed (Crossposter note: thought it would fit here very well)
@Trekman10@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve always thought that the upholding of these laws should instead result in quotes and “imagery” from Islam directly…or any non-Christian religion, really.

bloopernova, to risa in We really should have seen it coming
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Can’t take the razor back

SzethFriendOfNimi, to risa in We really should have seen it coming
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

Me say belta lowda gon git derr due

MNByChoice, to memes in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

Good reason to not use self-checkout. Tired, distracted, or old, then wait for a checker. Too poor for a lawyer, wait for a checker.

shectabeni,

The only problem with the sentiment of “just don’t use it” is that many of these stores have like one manned checkout vs a dozen sel checkouts. Not about to sit in line with the carts full of stuff when I need to grab two things.

CosmicTurtle,

I often go to customer service and ask them to check me out. When they point to the self checkout, I tell them I prefer a human.

Never had any issues except one time I was at Lowe’s and the woman just wouldn’t do it. I had to tell her either check me out or agree that whatever I ring up is accurate.

She called a manager over it, who then checked me out.

I’m still bitter about it.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

dont be this should be the new thing

Demand to have a clerk check you out

railsdev,

If you’re at a Walmart a good trick if you’ve only got a handful of items is checking out in electronics, apparel or HBA/cosmetics.

But in huge cities those cashiers are oftentimes missing or bombarded with key duty (where they lock up items that cost like $2) so it’s hit or miss.

(Regarding locking up simple items like deodorant: if it takes 45 minutes for someone to come unlock it and the only way to get someone to come over with a key is by shouting “help” very loudly I’m ordering it on Amazon.)

The_Hideous_Orgalorg,

Then find somewhere else to buy your two things. I all but refuse to even go to the big box stores anymore.

MNByChoice,

Yup. Sorry. I to feel that pain. But it is either go to a different store (if one is available), be very careful, or deal with the police and judicial system.

Empricorn, to memes in Lex fridman is Joe Rogan in a suit

I’d ask who tf that is, but I’m worried you’d tell me.

bionicjoey, to risa in He tries so hard because he doesn't want to be remembered as "the other Captain Ransom"

Glutes are cute, but obliques are for freaks

Xanthrax, to memes in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
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I almost got arrested there because I dropped my receipt in the Urinal, and they wouldn’t believe me. That was fun. I try not to shop there, but that really cemented it.

Xylight, to maliciouscompliance in Pretty funny indeed (Crossposter note: thought it would fit here very well)
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Little8Lost,

oops, i extra checked but it seems like two idiots had the same idea at the same time

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev avatar

np

starman2112, to science_memes in this meme goes from acute to obtuse real quick
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But Pythagoras hated triangles with irrational hypotenuses. A triangle with leg lengths of 3 and 4 units? Beautiful. A triangle with two 1 unit legs? Die

barkingspiders, to memes in Lex fridman is Joe Rogan in a suit
@barkingspiders@infosec.pub avatar

When you’re right you’re right

eva_sieve, to risa in He tries so hard because he doesn't want to be remembered as "the other Captain Ransom"

minor bit of pedantry, a minute isn’t that silhouette the Kelvin-verse Enterprise?

wjrii, to risa in I think I know why this episode was set in Toronto
@wjrii@kbin.social avatar

Star Trek must have got annoyed when I repeatedly referred to The Expanse as "the apotheosis of Toronto warehouse sci-fi."

setsneedtofeed, to risa in He tries so hard because he doesn't want to be remembered as "the other Captain Ransom"
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May I ask you something, captain to captain? The Prime Directive: how often have you broken it for the sake of protecting your crew?

DLSantini, to memes in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

This is your daily reminder to steal anything you can from large corporations at every possible opportunity. Got five identical items? Whoops, you only seem to have scanned four of them. Are four of them the brand name, and one of them the cheaper store brand? Shit, it seems you scanned the store brand one five four times. They just looked so similar, after all. How confusing!

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