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altima_neo, to memes in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž
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Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

redcalcium, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

Something moves where it shouldn’t? Apply tapes.

Something doesn’t move where it should? Apply WD-40.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Don’t forget to add actual lubricant to the thing that should be moving.

southsamurai, to memes in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž
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I would have loved that at our wedding lol

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
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electrocuted

You mean shocked.

If you got electrocuted, you’d be dead.

Fridgeratr,

I only learned this very recently! I guess it makes sense, it’s like electro-execution

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Exactly!

I mean, if you look in dictionaries, you’ll see both definitions, but as I said to another user in this thread, dictionaries include a definition because it is common, not because it is accurate. Just look up the term “literal”; most common dictionaries define it as meaning either “literal” or “figurative”.

Words exist fundamentally to communicate something; if a term is defined so as to be ambiguous, it has failed in that purpose.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Look up the definition. It’s changed to include severe injury from electricity.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Prescriptivism vs descriptivism.

The technical definition is as I described above.

It’s only been expanded in common dictionaries because the dictionaries practice descriptivism, i.e. they reflect not what is the best definition, but how it’s most often used.

In other words, just because it’s in the dictionary doesn’t mean the word means that in a technical context; it just means that’s how it’s commonly meant when used in everyday parlance.

Gestrid, to memes in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž

Only do it if it’s supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don’t do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

Blue_Morpho,

And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

That’s not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Who lets randos into their wedding?

Gabu,

But I am Annatar, the Lord of Gifts!

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It’s not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you’d be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

Gestrid,

Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like “inb4 someone says you’re making it sound like a great idea”.

I really should’ve kept that in there.

teamevil,

Let’s do some awkward wedding crashing, we’ll be the life of the reception!

JillyB, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

I heard the three basic rules from somewhere:

  1. Always use the right tool for the job
  2. A hammer is always the right tool
  3. Every tool is a hammer
dukatos,

AFAIK, that is Russian rules of maintenance. Oh, and point 3 is: anything can be a hammer.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I see you’re an Indian developer.

grue, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

“Thermal shock” doesn’t necessarily mean it burned; it can also mean that it spontaneously shattered.

deadbeef79000, (edited ) to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

My personal favourite is “structural integrity failure”.

Applies to sandwiches as well as anything.

Malgas,

I’m pretty fond of “unscheduled lithobraking” (it crashed).

batmaniam, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

“enclosure acting as dwelling without permit” : mouse got in and died bud.

Gabu, to memes in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž

Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

ShortN0te, to memes in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž

I would be too afraid that some would take the cake knife and chops my hand off.

Kase,

Your friends sound a little violent lol

Gumbyyy, to memes in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž

Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding

ornery_chemist, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

Pure by ocular spectroscopy = it looked good enough

Pharma distillation = tossing the chemical and buying a new bottle from Sigma

Retro-retro-Cope rearrangement = no reaction happened, go home and cry

Anticorp, to memes in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž

A few too many commas in that line. Eh?

CoggyMcFee, (edited )

I mean you could put dashes on either side of “all of them” potentially instead of commas, but commas also work, especially in more poetic prose. Where would you straight-up remove a comma from the line?

lewdian69,

Could use one more between “Sauron” and “and”

Illecors,

No, that’s normal. Might look strange for a native english speaker, but it definitely normal in othet languages.

harry315, to memes in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž

!lotrmemes would love that meme

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