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rustydrd, to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

“blah”

CarbonScored, to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
@CarbonScored@hexbear.net avatar

Forward three hours, me using thesaurus.com to try fit the whole gist of my change into the first line.

ParsnipWitch, (edited ) to memes in 6÷2(1+2)

Build two cases, calculate for both, drag both case through the entirety of both problems, get two answers, make a case for both answers, end up with two hypothesis. Easy!

mihnt, (edited ) to memes in 6÷2(1+2)
@mihnt@lemmy.world avatar

When I used to play WoW years ago I’d always put -6 x 6 - 6 = -12 in trade chat and they would all lose their minds. Adding that incorrect solution usually got them more riled up than having no solution.

captain_aggravated, to memes in 6÷2(1+2)
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think this speaks to why I have a total of 5 years of college and no degree.

Starting at about 7th grade, math class is taught to every single American school child as if they’re going to grow up to become mathematicians. Formal definitions, proofs, long sets of rules for how you manipulate squiggles to become other squiggles that you’re supposed to obey because that’s what the book says.

Early my 7th grade year, my teacher wrote a long string of numbers and operators on the board, something like 6 + 4 - 7 * 8 + 3 / 9. Then told us to work this problem and then say what we came up with. This divided us into two groups: Those who hadn’t learned Order of Operations on our own time who did (six plus four is ten, minus seven is three, times eight is 24, plus three is 27, divided by nine is three) Three, and who were then told we were wrong and stupid, and those who somehow had, who did (seven times eight is 56, three divided by nine is some tiny fraction…) got a very different number, and were told they were right. Terrible method of teaching, because it alienates the students who need to do the learning right off the bat. And this basically set the tone until I dropped out of college for the second time.

Viking_Hippie, to memes in 6÷2(1+2)
Evilsandwichman, to memes in 6÷2(1+2)

It’s about a 30min read

I’d love to help but I’ll wait for the tv miniseries

crackajack, to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

That’s in any bloody workplace! Especially if there is o synergy between different teams.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, to memes in 6÷2(1+2)

The order of operations is not part of a holy text that must be blindly followed. If these numbers had units and we knew what quantity we were trying to solve for, there would be no argument whatsoever about what to do. This is a question that never comes up in physics because you can use dimensional analysis to check to see if you did the algebra correctly. Context matters.

fl42v, to programmer_humor in git commit -m "hotfix"

Yeah, I believe that won’t work. The tape is supposed to be blue

Haagel, to memes in People who do know
Xariphon,

What the fuck did I just put in my brain

SendMePhotos,

A fucking gem.

sverit,

Oh my, I thought the beginning was already the parody, but that shit was real? Oof.

DarkMessiah,

Yeah, I got to “What’s in the box?” before I cringed out. Love to see people taking the piss out of bad commercials.

Odo, (edited )

I preferred the more subtle parody.

slurpeesoforion, to risa in The name of the place is Deep Space 5

Who’s have is that?

spread, to memes in Minionposting

I’m spreading misinformation online

Certainly_No_Brit,
db2,

Facebook will take it as fact.

themusicman, to linux in why does the poster image of c/linux have 3.8mb?

The issue is not that the large image was uploaded. The server should always store the highest quality available, and serve whatever resolution is requested by the client.

I consider this a bug with Lemmy

BarrierWithAshes, to linux in why does the poster image of c/linux have 3.8mb?
@BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social avatar

Well what size should it be? Should it be converted to JXL since it compresses better?

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