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ngn, to linuxmemes in AMA
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  • how do i use cp
  • how do i kill all children of a parent
  • how do i remove orphans
0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar
  • The creepy pedo command can be used on any file, except PDF.

Regarding the rest, I think I have to call 911.

kplaceholder, to linuxmemes in When Pokémon comes to Linux
@kplaceholder@lemmy.world avatar

I bought Cassette Beasts a few months ago but never got around to play it. I just want you to know that it was this post what made me finally play.

silverchase, (edited )
@silverchase@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cool! I hope you enjoy it. It’s such a heartful game and its battle mechanics add more depth to the formula.

gedaliyah, to memes in Mommy's Choice
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anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Gomcha!~

BillyTheSkidMark, (edited )

I know it’s a joke, and I’m super excited pro choice… But even knowing they’re dog/elephant their comment still works (other than the “humans” clarifier) as they can make independent thoughts and love their lives.

Breve,

Every time you need to pay someone who’s pro-life any amount of money, give them a nickle and tell them that if they put it in their bank account it will eventually grow to reach the amount of money you owe them, therefore you’ve just paid them in full. Easy.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Important things ^

Stick with the argument being made, not the presentation.

nandeEbisu, to linuxmemes in AMA

How do you exit vim, and more importantly why would you even want to exit vim?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You click on the X button. You’re done doing whatever it is you people do in this so called “vim”, and you close it, simple.

ininewcrow, to thefarside in 25 January 2024
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m indigenous Canadian and as a kid who enjoyed Farside as often as I could, my favorites were always the Indian ones.

ICastFist, to linuxmemes in AMA
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Why is Windows playing nice with Linux nowadays?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

What do you mean by nice, it doesn’t play nice at all, check all the “😭😭😭 Windows update broke GRUB” threads.

jpreston2005, to calvinandhobbes in 25 January 1987

This comic perfectly illustrates how republicans react to losing elections these days

phorq, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 8 June 2018

I thought that was an invite-only club…

GregorTacTac, to linuxmemes in AMA
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What’s a fork?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s an eating utensil.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

How is Android a “fork” of Linux then?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Linux is an eating ustensil for Android… I don’t get the confusin.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

So I eat android with Linux? Sounds about right

pH3ra, to memes in Mommy's Choice
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tigerjerusalem, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Abortion: as easy as snapping your fingers!

ExfilBravo,

Snap your fingers snap your neck! - Prong

marx2k, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Lawnmower manbaby

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Lawnmower Baby is inside your head now, Jake. Give me my baba.

taanegl, to memes in I want it back!

Normalise combining passive aggressive and aggressive messages and send them to co-workers using motivational poster formats.

As always: world is a fuck, born to die.

Ozymati, to memes in Mommy's Choice
@Ozymati@lemmy.nz avatar

The baby is white of course. Just like Jesus.

Custoslibera,

I’m sure that baby was Christian too. Just like Jesus.

rmuk,

And an American. Etc.

serpineslair, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Looks like a powerpoint transition. 😂

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

“So, anyway…”

rmuk, (edited )

“Mommy your choice doesn’t feel so good”

Transition:
Effect: Bounce left
Speed: Medium
Sound: tada.wav
Repeat: Until stopped

PopShark,

Tada.wav LMAO

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I heard that in my frickin head.

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