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JargonWagon, to linuxmemes in AMA

This post and your replies are amazing.

How can I Linux?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can Linux with your frineds, with your coworkers, with your gf/wife/mistress… just about anyone that knows what a gagball and a buttplug is, but would like to take that experience to another level.

JargonWagon,

Perfect response as always. Thank you. Hearing about my friend’s job having some difficulties where there was some update on a Linux based device at stores and it’s causing all sorts of issues at the stores. I’m sure he would agree with your statement right now.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meeh…shit happens, I know what it’s like as well 🤷. To the best of luck to your friend, may he troubleshoot without distractions… or some, from time to time, just to clear his head 😉.

GarlicToast, to linuxmemes in AMA

What’s the effect of having rust in the kernel?

Nuage,

The code is less readable

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You have to disassemble it, clean the rust, assemble it back and put some extra oil in it so it doesn’t get rusty again.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Now I’m wondering that if you replace these poster with something like “black babies matter” it would trigger replacement theory before it triggers the pro-life reflex.

FLP22012005,

That’s a race condition.

Thcdenton,
anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

“Ho ho, you”

lordkuri,

golf clap

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar
anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Black. Babies. Matter.

You are a fukn genius.

moon, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Off to the dumpster you go, lil bro

AwkwardTurtle, to linuxmemes in AMA

How many boot loaders do I need to boot the loader?

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

42

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

To boot the load, you only need one bootloader, and that is your prostate. Have no idea how women boot the load.

RubberElectrons, to calvinandhobbes in 24 January 1987
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

It’s amazing how much Waterson’s comedy just deftly slides past the toxic anger in a hilariously quiet way.

Ilovethebomb, to memes in Mommy's Choice

This meme assumes the reader finds babies to be cute and adorable, rather than terrifying little goblins.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Everything is just fractals, brah, I’m cool as long as we have enough cocaine!

Lucidlethargy,

More like malformed little parasites.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

the baby looks like a fish 💀

Ebber,

Mmmm, delicious fish 🍣

gaifux, (edited )

I hate babies. They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources. Nevermind the selfish parents tying up the world’s resources for their next of kin these ppl r pathetic

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources. Nevermind the selfish parents tying up the world’s resources for their next of kin these ppl r pathetic

Are you leaving your parents and yourself as a baby out of this?

gaifux,

Well yeah, we’re Democrats

Arthur_Leywin,

Babies did nothing wrong. It’s the parents that keep pumping out more mouths to feed.

gaifux,

Alright Boomer right winger lol let me guess fetuses are babies too huh

Arthur_Leywin,

I don’t even know what you think I said. lol

gaifux,

Whatever pro lifer keep forcing your book on us all

Arthur_Leywin,

I’m pro choice though…

gaifux,

You are now, thanks to my intimidation. Welcome home

Arthur_Leywin,

Ahhhh I see. Tyvm ♥️

AeonFelis,

I hate babies. They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources.

Many adults are like that too.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

It’s intended to fuck with the mom-brain of a pregnant woman. Like putting porn in front of a guy going through No-Nut November. The goal is to hit those animal instincts and cause intense anxiety.

They’re not trying to influence teenage edgelords.

jak,

It’s different for everyone, but I was always put off by kids for all the typical reasons (boring, sticky, annoying, etc.), until I got pregnant.

I don’t mean that I love my kid so it’s different. I mean that the hormones associated with pregnancy changed all of my priorities. Thank god I had an abortion (I’d have a preteen with an alcoholic father and me for a mother- that’s not fair to a child), but it was much more difficult than I expected it to be.

With the pregnancy hormones, I definitely would have cried at this ad. Congratulations to them for emotionally manipulating the most emotionally unstable group in the world?

Mango, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Ok, choice is important and right and all, but let’s not laugh at the idea of consciously dying babies.

themeatbridge,

Ok, but let’s laugh at the people who think of a fetus as a conscious baby speaking in full sentences while being snapped out of existence by Thanos.

gaifux,

Eliminate the preborn, FFS we’re overpopulated. Yeah it’s a conscious baby- so what?

gaifux,

As a proud leftist and Democrat I’m happy to be honest here: consciously dying babies is hilarious

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who had a baby- they’re not conscious of much for many months.

HenchmanNumber3,

About 90% of abortions are performed before 12 weeks, well before the fetus could even look like a post-birth baby like the one depicted in the meme. This is a common tactic of anti-choicers to depict abortion as being performed on fully formed and almost born fetuses. They try to use edge cases to argue against unrelated and more common experiences. Fetuses aren’t conscious or sentient or viable when most abortions are performed. Don’t let them get away with disingenuously conflating those concepts and milestones.

chellomere,

That baby doesn’t even look newborn, it looks like it’s been born for months

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

They look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam.

Source: I’ve assisted in quite a few abortions.

…apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.

flicker,

…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.

Cracks_InTheWalls,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.

Mango,

I know what an abortion is. This post is not it.

dudinax, to thefarside in 24 January 2024

The only thing that will stop a bad guy with a nose gun is a good guy with a nose gun.

Hereforpron2, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Yo how’d they fit a smartphone in there

TransplantedSconie,

Lots of AH! Yes VM?

HenchmanNumber3, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Gone, reduced to atoms

TransplantedSconie, (edited )

“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos

SnipingNinja,

I don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.

TransplantedSconie, (edited )

Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.

SnipingNinja,

No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.

Son_of_dad,

I’m sorry little one

Lucidlethargy,

Lol, and after the baby is born, too.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

cloud_punk,

Thanos did nothing wrong.

Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in Mommy's Choice

Did anti-abortion camp really think abortion is killing infant?

nilloc,

If it’s talking to you, it’s a toddler. And all the fucking guns are killing most of those.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

People talk to me all the time. I can’t make sense of what they’re saying. Are they toddlers?

Kase,

Speaking only for myself, yes.

gaifux,

Believe it or not, they apparently do. No idea how they could reach that conclusion lol there’s a reason we track birthdays not conception days!

deegeese,

In the same way they believe the civil war was about states’ rights.

They’re lying to make their position seem less outrageous.

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Some of them, yeah. A lot of them are just dumb as rocks, and have been duped into thinking that what they’re doing is moral.

Weslee,

Right wing in general is full of the easily deceived and hateful.

2 main tactics used is to either convince the stupid people you’re on their side helping them with their ideals, or that the things they hate are a threat and you’re the only one who can save them.

It’s a shame it’s turned into this, and that right wing went so crazy that left wing is now just about not letting them destroy the world.

gaifux,

Seriously. It’s just so easy to be duped into a high moral character these days. Doesn’t make it any less shameful

Soup,

They constantly talk about how people want to extend abortions into the entire pregnancy like that’s actually a thing. Maybe the first person is doing it on purpose fucking with the fact that any sane person would let an invalid/lethal pregnancy go to save the mother’s life but the goons who listen to that crap don’t check.

gaifux,

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  • LemmysMum,

    Someone should slap your father for not having the common decency to wipe you on the curtains.

    gaifux,

    How rude!

    LemmysMum,

    Yes, you are.

    gaifux,

    But I called you it first, tho

    NABDad,

    My wife’s born again idiot ex-friend who came to visit her and tell her she’s a baby killer (never had an abortion, but is pro-choice) insisted people are aborting babies at 9 months.

    veroxii,

    Removing the baby at 9 months is just called giving birth.

    gaifux,

    Spawn kill 😎

    dragonflyteaparty,

    Yeah, that’s what I told my mom. She tried to tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about. They wouldn’t just deliver the baby and let someone adopt it if the birth parents don’t want it. No, they’ll kill the baby mid-delivery. I hate that it’s my mom, but some people can’t be reasoned with.

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    I started asking for examples of when that happened.

    It’s funny how angry people get when you ask them for proof of their ridiculous claim. Especially when they start insisting they have the proof, they just don’t feel like sharing “because of your attitude” and when it gets to that point I just openly start laughing at them.

    NABDad,

    That’s the problem with cultists. They believe everything without proof to the point they believe proof is wrong somehow. Like the only valid beliefs are ones that are taken on faith and run counter to all logic and reason.

    After all, if everything you believe isn’t totally bullshit, how can you claim you have faith?

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    My mother STILL believes that “partial birth abortion” is a thing. Like, at one point she literally believed doctors would use a reflex-testing mallet to smash in a baby’s skull as it was being born. I heard these words come out of her mouth when I was a child.

    Now she just thinks they use a surgical hose to suck the brain out as it’s coming out.

    My mother in law also threatened to not come to the wedding because I made a pro-choice post on social media. It was literally my only post of the year, because I only keep the account for messaging family. She insisted I’m a baby killer. She also thinks someday she and her family will be dragged out in the street and executed for being christian.

    LodeMike,

    Yes

    Sotuanduso,

    They do think abortion is killing babies, just unborn babies. That’s what half the argument comes down to. One side thinks it’s “should it be legal to kill unborn babies?” and the other side thinks it’s “should it be legal to end your pregnancy before it’s a baby?” And it’s hard to find a middle ground because the former thinks they’re babies as soon as they’re conceived and the latter thinks it’s a good way later down the road.

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, (edited )

    abortion should only be allowed for special cases

    edit: or a license

    hungryphrog,

    Please tell me you’re not actually serious.

    Cethin,

    I agree. Special cases should include a person being pregnant and not wanting to carry the pregnancy to term.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I completely disagree with you, but please explain in which cases you feel fetuses deserve rights and in which ones you feel don’t and why only some fetuses deserve rights.

    Ephera,

    Personally, I just don’t think pregnant women need legal restrictions here. I imagine, ultra-conservatives think that more liberal women just have tons of unprotected sex and gladly risk getting pregnant, because they can just get an abortion.

    But I’ve never seen that actually being a thing. Women will generally use some form of contraception to avoid getting pregnant in the first place. And if they do get pregnant, I have never heard of any woman, who took the decision to get an abortion lightly.

    I believe that no woman will apply a lower moral standard to her unborn baby (or not-yet-baby, whatever) than our moral standards for human life in general.

    Outright prohibiting abortion is not a higher moral standard, because you’ll have many cases where the outcome is worse for everyone involved, e.g. when the baby is already dead, but cannot be removed.

    dragonflyteaparty,

    Women will generally use some form of contraception to avoid getting pregnant in the first place.

    Hence why some people are talking about targeting contraception.

    jpeps,

    This is so worthwhile talking about. I used to struggle with this stuff quite a bit until realising what you’ve said here. The right frequently seems to mischaracterise pro-choice as pro-abortion, and that is completely wrong. No one likes abortion. And yet, it happens. Conservatives should do some introspection on those two facts.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    And now the hard question, when does it become a baby?

    Sotuanduso,

    At some point between conception and birth, range inclusive.

    I don’t know. I’m not an expert, and the only experience I had with it was before I can remember.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    I think science cannot answer either, it’s all continuous, so legal limits are rather arbitrary based on what’s socially accepted.

    mvirts, to linuxmemes in AMA

    What does the X stand for?

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    X is short for X-Rated. No person under the age of 18 is supposed to use X. Of course, this doesn’t mean that there are no documented cases of minors using X, which has seriously affected their mental health.

    sleen, to homelab in Cyberpunk cooling

    Redneck engineering

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Hey, if it works, it works 🤷.

    sleen,

    True true.

    Batman, to linuxmemes in AMA

    If you cat a log, what would tail report?

    b3an,
    @b3an@lemmy.world avatar

    Hey! I just saw the end of that!

    0x4E4F, (edited )
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    First, you don’t “cat a log”, you “cut a log”. Second, tail will report that you’re not in the sudoers group.

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