sh.itjust.works

MycoBro, to linuxmemes in An unbiased comparison of linux distributions' setup

I’ll never forget the first time I successfully installed arch and got my I3 set up juuust like I wanted it. It felt like I did something. It was great. Fuck you!

_cnt0,

Fuck you, too 😘

half_built_pyramids, to linuxmemes in AMA

Op isn’t answering shit

Just like Linux

Strider,

Return code 0 is good.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

sh.itjust.works was having issues.

ryannathans,

The irony

victorz,

It works like shit

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It really does 😂.

To be fair, it’s free, so I can’t complain 🤷… and it doesn’t happen often… like once every few hours…

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

sh.itbarely.works

mexicancartel,

Shit.just.wont.works.most.of.the.time.but.not.every.time

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly!

TenderfootGungi, to lemmyshitpost in 🤢...

Yikes. I would never eat there again!

Logically, the heat used for drying should kill any germs. But why risk it.

I rinse mine in the toilet bowl when it has bleach based toilet cleaner in it. That alone keeps them pretty clean.

MyDearWatson616,

I do that with my dishes too

victorz,

And there’s the full-circle joke. Bravo. 👌

pastaq,

I miss the ol’ Reddit switcheroo :(

jaybone,

Swish-of-poo

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Be the change you want to see in the world! We’re at the beginning of greatness here, the tip of a drill that will pierce the fediverse, carving out a meme that future generations will never see the bottom of!

Ah, the ol’ Lemmy Dish-aroo!

Iron_Lynx,

Hold my shitty dishes, I’m going in!

LordKitsuna,

It wouldn’t be the heat used for drying, it would be the heat used for washing. Assuming that you have a dishwasher with a sanitize cycle/option always use it. they are required to reach a minimum temperature of 150f. typical range in actual products is 165ºF to 180ºF (74ºC to 82ºC)

nadram, (edited )
@nadram@lemmy.world avatar

I rinse mine in the toilet bowl when it has bleach based toilet cleaner in it. This is the way. Edit: I don’t know how to quote :P

fosforus, (edited ) to programmer_humor in I'll just be a quick 3h

Dump all your data in a data lake, throw a thousand GPUs in there too, and you’ll have your answer in 2 hours max.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Thanks, I’ll tell the client it’ll be ready in 2h.

cypherix93,

Mr. Manager calling from a group

Hi everyone, I know we’re all busy, but I just wanted to align on this 2 hr estimate. Can we put our heads together and do this faster somehow?

fosforus,

Two thousand GPUs

Anticorp, (edited )

No, but since we wasted an hour talking about it, the estimate is now 3 hours. Do you want to have more meetings about it?

darthelmet, to memes in Shit would have gone down differently on the biggest continent, just sayin'.

Because he’s right wing? This isn’t that complicated. People only get killed for actually threatening the gravy train. If this were another country the US would have backed the coup. Im still not convinced this will end with anything more serious than Trump getting a vacation in rich people jail.

Son_of_dad,

I think he will never set foot in jail, the u.s government won’t allow it. He’ll be pardoned, or at the very best he’ll be convicted but will spend the rest of his life appealing, until he dies by big Mac overdose

trafficnab,

The president can’t pardon state level charges

Tikiporch,

That state’s future governor can.

Drusas,

Not in Georgia.

railsdev,

I’ve always counted he’d die by Big Mac overdose too.

InternetUser2012,

Everyday that goes by the odds of a Big MacAttack raise. One of these days, the stain of America will be six feet under or dust in the wind and his racist cult of morons can crawl back under the rocks they came out of.

HawlSera,

If the president could pardon state level crimes, I could see Joe Biden pardoning Donald Trump in order to “let the nation heal”

And Trump would thank him by calling him “No Go Joe” and demanding that second amendment people do something about him.

TunaCowboy,

Trump getting a vacation in rich people jail.

You’ve got pretty high hopes for the land of the greed.

Mycatiskai, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL

You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.

Iron_Lynx,

And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”

Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.

occhionaut,

i just call it “getting the lead out” lol

tdawg,

morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I’m up but I dont want to do anything

Huschke,

TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

honestly i just kind of figure that’s the natural sleep aid lol, especially if you’re having hanky panky with someone else and there’s some exercise involved

MaoZedongers,

holy relatable

Beelzebob, to cyanideandhappiness in 5 January 2023

ITT: everyone missing the joke and whining about ad placement.

digger, to linuxmemes in Oh boy, goodie!
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

Show us the hands! Willie, in the public domain, doesn’t wear gloves. Mickey, still Disney IP, does wear gloves.

AlfredEinstein,

Mickey is ready for your prostate exam.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… got me laughing so hard i woke up my wife in bed 🤣

NightAuthor,

Did she enjoy the comment as much as you did?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Of course not… weirdos never get satisfaction.

thisbenzingring,

It’s hard being a weirdo…

ADTJ,

Yet somehow the Steamboat Willie version seems more likely to give you said exam whether warranted or not

AlfredEinstein,

Dr. Steamboat Willie: “Take off your pants and put them on the chair with mine.”

EvilEyedPanda, to lemmyshitpost in Success is built through GAMBA

Don’t forget the government bailout when their gamble fails.

kpw,

Only applies if you won enough already.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Get enough of the country on your payroll and you can just claim it’s bad for the economy if you go under.

Taps head

EvilEyedPanda,

Modern problems man.

mlg, to linuxmemes in If linux distributions were tools.
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

The swiss army knife should not be Ubuntu lol. Ubuntu would be like the dollar store knockoff that falls apart with use.

Pirasp, (edited )

You mean to say the version where the Victorinox logo is replaced with the Ubuntu one?

Looks half way convincing but is shit in reality?

karmiclychee,

Always felt more like a hammer to me.

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

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  • mlg,
    @mlg@lemmy.world avatar

    Used it for 2 years on desktop and server.

    Documentation is always outdated and useless. GNOME is crap. apt has a dependency issue every week. Repos have software ranging from bleeding edge to horrendously outdated. Netplan is next level stupid and also decides to break for no reason. Systemd waits for network to boot by default because reasons. Versioning and LTS adds more magic fun to doing anything because of the aforementioned documentation. Last time I used it, still had crap interoperability when switching DEs for some weird reason. Canonical is the big dumb dumb. All the downstreams inherit the same problems like PopOS and elementary.

    I took all of that experience and thought it was the default linux expectations until I got to try Debian for server and Fedora for desktop.

    Unfortunately, people make the same mistake as me and then assume broken Ubuntu is just how linux is.

    Credit though, it did get to teach me the general ins and outs of linux because I needed to fix or change something every other week.

    kadu,
    @kadu@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Zangoose,
    @Zangoose@lemmy.world avatar

    Not OP, I like gnome and all but I Ubuntu’s extensions/custom version of gnome is awful and makes trying to change settings so much worse because the gnome documentation doesn’t always match with all of the changes Ubuntu adds on top. Maybe they’re talking about that?

    banneryear1868,

    Can’t you just use another desktop environment if you don’t like the pre-packaged gnome? I just see Ubuntu as a flavor of Debian made for ease of use.

    Zangoose,
    @Zangoose@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s true, but installing a whole new desktop environment also kind of goes against the whole “ease of use” part. If someone’s going to go to a whole different flavor they might as well just use something like Mint or Mint DE unless they specifically need Ubuntu for a dev environment or program/driver compatibility. That way they can still get the ease of use benefit but without dealing with all of the weird oddities that Ubuntu can introduce.

    banneryear1868,

    Yeah I just find for newer users the amount of Ubuntu support has always been a huge plus if you’re just getting in to messing with Linux. It’s a lot better now but it used to be things like “how to do x on Ubuntu,” there would always be some super easy to follow tutorial. My personal preference is just a Debian install but the more catered experiences like Mint and Ubuntu do a great job at presenting Debian to daily users without any hassle.

    Aganim, (edited )

    It most certainly does. It’s the only distro that I do not trust anymore to do a proper job of automatically partitioning your drive during setup, after getting complaints from my parents that Ubuntu refused to install updates. Turned out it had created a rediciously small boot partition and was now complaining that it had not enough space left to install new kernel versions as they kept around all old ones. “Because users might want to use those”, according to their documentation. Bitch, you market yourself as the distro suitable for absolute beginners, but you not only expect them to know what a kernel is, but also that they clean them up their selves? What an absolutely moronic decision.

    I’ve had broken installations after upgrades to a major version in the past and I’ve seen a number of colleagues switch to plain Debian or Arch derivatives after Ubuntu decided to crap out after a major upgrade.

    I’ve seen Ubuntu systems not being able to upgrade due to circular dependencies that couldn’t be resolved by Apt, package Foo requires Bar, Bar requires Baz, Baz requires Foo. Or even packages from their own repository that couldn’t be upgraded because some dependency wasn’t available anymore.

    Just a handful of the issues I’ve encountered with Ubuntu. Personally I’m done with that distro. If it works for you, by all means use it. But I don’t help friends and colleagues (we all get to choose our own distro fortunately, but also have to fix issues ourselves) anymore when they decide to go Ubuntu. Use a proper distro if you want my help, not that Fisher-Price ‘My First Linux’ crap.

    rambaroo,

    Ubuntu LTS is the least stable LTS Linux distro I’ve ever used. There’s why I avoid Ubuntu. It isn’t about normies it’s about avoiding Canonical.

    Luci, to linuxmemes in If linux distributions were tools.
    @Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

    That’s a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife

    Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in Mommy's Choice

    Did anti-abortion camp really think abortion is killing infant?

    nilloc,

    If it’s talking to you, it’s a toddler. And all the fucking guns are killing most of those.

    anarchy79,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    People talk to me all the time. I can’t make sense of what they’re saying. Are they toddlers?

    Kase,

    Speaking only for myself, yes.

    gaifux,

    Believe it or not, they apparently do. No idea how they could reach that conclusion lol there’s a reason we track birthdays not conception days!

    deegeese,

    In the same way they believe the civil war was about states’ rights.

    They’re lying to make their position seem less outrageous.

    Sterile_Technique,
    @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

    Some of them, yeah. A lot of them are just dumb as rocks, and have been duped into thinking that what they’re doing is moral.

    Weslee,

    Right wing in general is full of the easily deceived and hateful.

    2 main tactics used is to either convince the stupid people you’re on their side helping them with their ideals, or that the things they hate are a threat and you’re the only one who can save them.

    It’s a shame it’s turned into this, and that right wing went so crazy that left wing is now just about not letting them destroy the world.

    gaifux,

    Seriously. It’s just so easy to be duped into a high moral character these days. Doesn’t make it any less shameful

    Soup,

    They constantly talk about how people want to extend abortions into the entire pregnancy like that’s actually a thing. Maybe the first person is doing it on purpose fucking with the fact that any sane person would let an invalid/lethal pregnancy go to save the mother’s life but the goons who listen to that crap don’t check.

    gaifux,

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  • LemmysMum,

    Someone should slap your father for not having the common decency to wipe you on the curtains.

    gaifux,

    How rude!

    LemmysMum,

    Yes, you are.

    gaifux,

    But I called you it first, tho

    NABDad,

    My wife’s born again idiot ex-friend who came to visit her and tell her she’s a baby killer (never had an abortion, but is pro-choice) insisted people are aborting babies at 9 months.

    veroxii,

    Removing the baby at 9 months is just called giving birth.

    gaifux,

    Spawn kill 😎

    dragonflyteaparty,

    Yeah, that’s what I told my mom. She tried to tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about. They wouldn’t just deliver the baby and let someone adopt it if the birth parents don’t want it. No, they’ll kill the baby mid-delivery. I hate that it’s my mom, but some people can’t be reasoned with.

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    I started asking for examples of when that happened.

    It’s funny how angry people get when you ask them for proof of their ridiculous claim. Especially when they start insisting they have the proof, they just don’t feel like sharing “because of your attitude” and when it gets to that point I just openly start laughing at them.

    NABDad,

    That’s the problem with cultists. They believe everything without proof to the point they believe proof is wrong somehow. Like the only valid beliefs are ones that are taken on faith and run counter to all logic and reason.

    After all, if everything you believe isn’t totally bullshit, how can you claim you have faith?

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    My mother STILL believes that “partial birth abortion” is a thing. Like, at one point she literally believed doctors would use a reflex-testing mallet to smash in a baby’s skull as it was being born. I heard these words come out of her mouth when I was a child.

    Now she just thinks they use a surgical hose to suck the brain out as it’s coming out.

    My mother in law also threatened to not come to the wedding because I made a pro-choice post on social media. It was literally my only post of the year, because I only keep the account for messaging family. She insisted I’m a baby killer. She also thinks someday she and her family will be dragged out in the street and executed for being christian.

    LodeMike,

    Yes

    Sotuanduso,

    They do think abortion is killing babies, just unborn babies. That’s what half the argument comes down to. One side thinks it’s “should it be legal to kill unborn babies?” and the other side thinks it’s “should it be legal to end your pregnancy before it’s a baby?” And it’s hard to find a middle ground because the former thinks they’re babies as soon as they’re conceived and the latter thinks it’s a good way later down the road.

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, (edited )

    abortion should only be allowed for special cases

    edit: or a license

    hungryphrog,

    Please tell me you’re not actually serious.

    Cethin,

    I agree. Special cases should include a person being pregnant and not wanting to carry the pregnancy to term.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I completely disagree with you, but please explain in which cases you feel fetuses deserve rights and in which ones you feel don’t and why only some fetuses deserve rights.

    Ephera,

    Personally, I just don’t think pregnant women need legal restrictions here. I imagine, ultra-conservatives think that more liberal women just have tons of unprotected sex and gladly risk getting pregnant, because they can just get an abortion.

    But I’ve never seen that actually being a thing. Women will generally use some form of contraception to avoid getting pregnant in the first place. And if they do get pregnant, I have never heard of any woman, who took the decision to get an abortion lightly.

    I believe that no woman will apply a lower moral standard to her unborn baby (or not-yet-baby, whatever) than our moral standards for human life in general.

    Outright prohibiting abortion is not a higher moral standard, because you’ll have many cases where the outcome is worse for everyone involved, e.g. when the baby is already dead, but cannot be removed.

    dragonflyteaparty,

    Women will generally use some form of contraception to avoid getting pregnant in the first place.

    Hence why some people are talking about targeting contraception.

    jpeps,

    This is so worthwhile talking about. I used to struggle with this stuff quite a bit until realising what you’ve said here. The right frequently seems to mischaracterise pro-choice as pro-abortion, and that is completely wrong. No one likes abortion. And yet, it happens. Conservatives should do some introspection on those two facts.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    And now the hard question, when does it become a baby?

    Sotuanduso,

    At some point between conception and birth, range inclusive.

    I don’t know. I’m not an expert, and the only experience I had with it was before I can remember.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    I think science cannot answer either, it’s all continuous, so legal limits are rather arbitrary based on what’s socially accepted.

    Klanky, to memes in Don't be a no-poster
    @Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I guess I’m just a boring person, I have nothing really to say or share that is post worthy, but I try to contribute to discussions when I can.

    BananaOnionJuice,
    @BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Some people post, some people engage, some people vote.

    Two out of three ain’t bad.

    can,

    Especially when the vast majority just lurk (and even that still helps).

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Pretty sure reddit had a channel where you could post pictures of your poop. I think you could come up with something.

    CeruleanRuin,

    Not sure that’s a great baseline, really.

    DmMacniel,

    And so you will

    CowsLookLikeMaps,
    Whirling_Ashandarei,

    This is a good meme, particularly because of the correct your/you’re usage.

    pomodoro_longbreak,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I like your name.

    morrowind,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Share things you find interesting, you don’t have to be interesting yourself

    lolcatnip, to memes in The panzer has spoken

    … because multiplication is commutative.

    kittenzrulz123, to lemmyshitpost in Feel the bass

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    synae,
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta

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