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jubilationtcornpone, (edited ) to comicstrips in Cargo [SMBC Comics]

Just missing some white New Balances.

Edit: I didn’t see the socks with sandals in the fourth frame. That’s an acceptable alternative.

superduperenigma, to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC

I very much enjoy that the giant supercomputer has bendy arms.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would definitely give any giant supercomputer I built bendy arms after reading this comic.

palordrolap,

Doctor Octopus inspires many.

lobut, to comicstrips in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold
Sotuanduso,

I didn’t know any of this going in, but it seems weird to me that the article kept tying the company back to this Glenn Beck guy, who seemingly only shilled for it. Is there something I’m missing?

lobut,

youtu.be/JugzmUOc5Fs?si=0d7o90N1iQARnmyi

Oh I just thought Glenn Beck is doing what the guy in the comic is doing.

Sotuanduso,

Yeah, looks like it. Probably a paid spokesperson.

SpaceNoodle, to comicstrips in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

With enough money, you can buy all the rest.

riodoro1,

Pretty hard to buy P.

CompadredeOgum,

P is the actual happiness. That she didn’t quantify

userflairoptional,

enough

I think you underestimate the extremes we could go to with the directive to keep adding money until it works.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

drugs. probably x will do it

MajorHavoc,

I dunno. With enough money, “yes men” can be employed to tell me how much I deserve to be the boss, and books I’m uncomfortable with can be removed from my local library. /s

Edit: But I would never do that. Simple delusions of grandeur are easier to achieve and have fewer network externalities.

Cryophilia,

Literally almost everyone who has money naturally has a high P value

Trust fund babies talking about how hard they’ve worked is a meme for a reason

I bet there’s some interesting analysis that could prove that p can be partially defined by m

riodoro1,

I knew this would come up, and you are absolutely right. But apart of the bourgeoisie who really have some parts of their brains wired differently, us “normal” people even if we are successful we suffer from imposter syndrome or burn out.

nodsocket,

Source?

quindraco, to comicstrips in Alone

Reminder that anyone posting an smbc comic without the votey panel hates you (yes, you) personally, very passionately.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to comicstrips in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Escape 2
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

You had me at "get weird."

Deceptichum, to comicstrips in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horse
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar
agamemnonymous, to comicstrips in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

I predict that once robotics and AI advanced beyond some particular threshold, human-on-human relationships will be seen as strange and needlessly fetishistic. Who would want some grimey partner with their own needs when you can generate an infinitely moldable soulmate?

surewhynotlem,

It’s like cheat codes in games. That sounds fantastic, but people were very quickly get bored of it.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

You would think so, wouldn’t you? But how is it any different than fast food, porn, or trash tv?

adrian783, (edited )

you don’t make your own fastfood, porn or trash tv. so it’s like, completely different. being able to mold your partner doesn’t assume a quick process and shallow results.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

You don’t make your own robot lover either. You do select it, same as you select your fast food order, porn video, and TV channel.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine a Nexus Mods for AI personalities and bodyshapes.

pennomi,

I strongly disagree. Cheat codes provided infinite possibilities in an otherwise static game. The only reason don’t use cheat codes today is because they evolved into sandbox mode, console commands, and mods. And trust me, Skyrim would be long dead without those.

nxdefiant,

I already know people who would marry their cell phone if it had a wet hole.

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

forget about wet hole sentience better

Twelve20two,

Sentience or sapience?

AVincentInSpace,

There are many people (mostly in Japan where that’s legal) who literally have.

Klear, (edited )

A wet hole does not make a phone better. Don’t bother trying.

MBM,

That sounds like a dystopia, why even have humans at that point

pennomi,

Heck, why even have humans at this point?

kromem,

Have you ever used cheat codes in games?

Sometimes dealing with imperfections and adversity is vastly more enjoyable than getting everything you think you want.

funktion,

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

WaxedWookie, to comicstrips in Generivory - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Who sees the benefit of that increased productivity, Mark?

GlitterInfection,

Cartoonists!

Trainguyrom, to comicstrips in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gold

When I’ve been watching the Republican debates and similar Fox News content I saw they have heavy advertising from some investment company that sells it as gold-backed securities or something along those lines. They know their audience and they’re collecting on that fact

Assman, to comicstrips in Cargo [SMBC Comics]
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

The hairline change is too real

Sprokes, (edited ) to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC

It made remember an episode of All in the family where Archie unite with George to prevent a Spanish couple from buying a house in their neighborhood.

Archie did the same thing when George brought his but George forget that and was like a friend to Archie in that episode.

sour, to comicstrips in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
@sour@kbin.social avatar

can i have cuter laptop

Crul, (edited ) to comicstrips in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Hover text:

The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you’re in the VR suit with a food tube.

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doctorcrimson, (edited ) to comicstrips in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

That’s the short form equation that ignores environmental pressure, the long form has a separate term that accounts for shelter and sentience as a factor between 0 and 1, as well as a quotient for empathy with a numerator of associate happiness.

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